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Bilgerat
07-04-2015, 07:52 AM
My dog and cat sleep about 16 hours a day. They have their food prepared for them. They can eat whenever they want 24/7/365. Their meals are provided at no cost. They visit the doctor once a year for their checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this they pay nothing and nothing is required of them.


They live in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than they need but they are not required to do any upkeep. If they make a mess, someone else cleans it up. They have their choice of luxurious places to sleep. They receive these accommodations absolutely free.


They are living like royalty, and have absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of their costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.


Holy crap, my pets are Democrats!

LongTermGuy
07-05-2015, 10:45 PM
*​Careful now....you might offend one.... :)

WiccanLiberal
07-09-2015, 06:24 PM
Nah I've always believed dogs are Socialists and cats are anarchists.

tailfins
07-09-2015, 07:16 PM
My dog and cat sleep about 16 hours a day. They have their food prepared for them. They can eat whenever they want 24/7/365. Their meals are provided at no cost. They visit the doctor once a year for their checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this they pay nothing and nothing is required of them.


They live in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than they need but they are not required to do any upkeep. If they make a mess, someone else cleans it up. They have their choice of luxurious places to sleep. They receive these accommodations absolutely free.


They are living like royalty, and have absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of their costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.


Holy crap, my pets are Democrats!

You would have already known that if you bothered looking up your pet's name at the Election Commissioner's office. How else do you think Alan Grayson keeps getting elected to Congress?