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Forget Hacking - CIA Accuses Russia Of "Manipulating The World's Weather"

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Submitted by Tyler Durden (http://www.zerohedge.com/users/tyler-durden) on 02/18/2015 00:30 -0400


America appears to have found something else to blame the Russians (or North Koreans) for... The Weather. As The Daily Mail reports, (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2954933/Can-Russia-control-weather-Climate-researcher-says-CIA-fears-hostile-nations-triggering-floods-droughts.html) CIA chiefs fear hostile nations are trying to manipulate the world’s weather... seriously.
So-called "geoengineering techniques" range from cloud seeding, in which chemicals are sprayed by planes trigger rainfall, to shooting mirrors into space to reflect sunlight and cool the Earth.

But as The Daily Mail reports, (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2954933/Can-Russia-control-weather-Climate-researcher-says-CIA-fears-hostile-nations-triggering-floods-droughts.html)a leading academic has told how he got a mysterious phone call asking whether foreign countries could be triggering droughts or flooding...
Professor Alan Robock, from Rutgers University in New Jersey, said:

"Consultants working for the CIA rang and said we’d like to know if someone is controlling the world’s climate would we know about it?

Of course they were also asking - if we control someone else’s climate would they then know about it."

The professor is one of many scientists from around the world are actively looking at manipulating the weather as a way of combating climate change.
Professor Robock told the callers that any attempts to meddle with the weather on a large scale would be detectable.

However, he told the American Association for the Advancement of Science’s annual conference in San Jose, that the weather has been weaponised in the past.

During the Vietnam War, US scientists tried to increase rainfall to hamper the enemy’s progress by spraying particles into the clouds.

And the CIA seeded clouds over Cuba "to make it rain and ruin the sugar harvest".

Asked how he felt when he got the call, the professor said: "Scared."

"I’d learned of lots of other things the CIA had done that haven’t followed the rules and that wasn’t how I wanted my tax money spent."
"I think this research has to be open and international, so there isn’t any question of using it for hostile purposes."

To add to the intrigue, the CIA is believed to have helped fund a major report into geoengineering.

Published last week by the prestigious US National Academy of Sciences, the report mentions the ‘US intelligence community’ in its list of sponsors, alongside organisations such as Nasa.
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He added that the tension created by any large-scale meddling in the climate could escalate to such an extent that it would end in all-out war.
The professor said: ‘If one country wants to control the climate in one way, and another doesn’t want it or if they try to shoot down the planes...if there is no agreement it could result in terrible consequences.’

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So is the US economy now at the mercy of some cunning geo-engineer in Moscow seeding snow clouds over the Midwest and crushing GDP in the process?

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-02-17/forget-hacking-cia-accuses-russia-manipulating-worlds-weather

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2954933/Can-Russia-control-weather-Climate-researcher-says-CIA-fears-hostile-nations-triggering-floods-droughts.html

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<header class="clearfix">'Vladimir Putin is advised by ALIENS' Councillor blames space reptiles for Ukraine crisisRUSSIA'S president Vladimir Putin is being advised over the Ukraine crisis by a group of ALIEN reptiles from outer space, claims a Labour politician. By Rebecca Perring (http://www.express.co.uk/journalist/122376/Rebecca-Perring) Rebecca Perring
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Simon Parkes and Vladimir Putin </section> <section class="pull-quote on-left">
Putin had been part of a group advised by reptiles. Nordics made the counter offer to Putin.
Councillor Simon Parkes
</section><section class="text-description">Alien-obsessed Simon Parkes, a councillor in Whitby, North Yorkshire, blamed hostilities in troubled eastern Ukraine on a group of alien reptiles he calls the 'Nordics.'
The 53-year-old, who claims to have been visited by extra-terrestrials ever since being inside his mother's womb, said the correspondence between Putin and the Nordics "is on par with America" during a Q&A session in Wallsend, North Tyneside.
He said: " Putin had been part of a group advised by reptiles. Nordics made the counter offer to Putin.
"The technology the Nordics are giving to Putin is on par with America."
Speaking to an audience of around 30 listeners at The Vault, the father-of-three continued: "The Nordics have told Putin he no longer has to toe the American line, hence his resistance."
The councillor and driving instructor, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, also told the audience that his legal father is a reptile.
Previously, Councillor Parkes has claimed that he fathered an extra terrestrial lovechild called Zarka and says having sex with the alien has caused tension in his marriage with his wife.
Speaking on Channel 4 documentary Confessions Of An Alien Abductee in June 2013 he said his "real mother" is a 9ft green alien with eight, stick-like fingers who appeared to him in his cot when he was six-months-old.


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Simon Parkes blames aliens for Ukraine crisis</section><section class="text-description">Councillor Parkes bizarre comments come more than a week after the leaders of Russia, Ukraine, France and Germany thrashed out a peace agreement in Belarus capital Minsk.
The deal hopes to resurrect a stillborn ceasefire after the first Minsk agreement collapsed shortly after being signed five months ago.
However, on Friday the Ukraine military claimed more than 20 Russian tanks, 10 missile systems and busses filled with fighters had crossed the border, and appeared to be heading in the direction of Novoazovsk, a rebel-held town in the south-east.

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http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/559949/Vladimir-Putin-Simon-Parkes-alien-Ukraine-Russia-Labour-councillor

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'Vladimir Putin is advised by ALIENS': Councillor blames space reptiles for conflict in Ukraine Simon Parkes, a Labour councillor in Whitby, North Yorkshire, has previously claimed he lost his virginity to a extraterrestrial being at the age of five



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<figcaption>Blame it on the aliens: Simon Parkes (l) says Putin is being influenced by extraterrestrials </figcaption></figure> An alien-obsessed councillor has claimed that Russia's President Vladimir Putin is being advised on the conflict in Ukraine (http://www.mirror.co.uk/all-about/ukraine-crisis) by a race of of reptiles from outer space.
Serial sky-watcher Simon Parkes is adamant that recent hostilities in Eastern Europe can be put down to extraterrestrial intervention.
Specifically, he blames a group of alien reptiles he calls the Nordics for President Putin’s aggression in Ukraine.
Coun Parkes, who has previously laid claim to having ‘hundreds’ of alien encounters (http://www.mirror.co.uk/all-about/aliens), was speaking to an audience of around 30 people in Wallsend, North Tyneside.
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<figcaption>Sky-watcher: Simon Parkes holds up a drawing of an alien he calls Mantid </figcaption></figure>The North Yorkshire councillor, who represents Stakesby in Whitby, said the Nordics were supporting Putin against perceived American influences in the area.
He said: “Putin had been part of a group advised by reptiles. Nordics made a counter offer to Putin.
“The technology the Nordics are giving to Putin is on a par with America.
“The Nordics have told Putin he no longer has to toe the American line, hence his resistance.”
He also told the audience at The Vault that, in the eyes of universal law, his legal father is a reptile.
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Aggressive action: Vladimir Putin's behaviour is down to aliens, says Simon Parkes </figcaption></figure>Ahead of the session Coun Parkes, who represents Stakesby, had also viewed a video taken on Tyneside which claimed to show a UFO hovering over the North Sea.
He told the Sunday Sun (http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/whitby-councillor-claims-aliens-influencing-8693183): “The video strikes me as very genuine. To me, it looks like an alien craft. It appears to be a diamond shape.
“It seems funny the craft stayed there for so long, allowing him to see charge his camera. It meant they wanted to be see. Looking at the video, it is most definitely alien life.”
Tony Richardson, a self-employed artist from Durham, attended the Q&A with his girlfriend Carrie and son Daniel.
The 49-year-old says he was brought up in a haunted house and praised Coun Parkes for making himself visible.
Watch Simon Parkes tell how he fathered a child with an alien (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/labour-politician-simon-parkes-fathered-1964321):

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He said: “First of all, it’s very brave of Simon. He has opened himself up to a lot of ridicule. People should come out and give a platform to other people to make us realise what we are seeing.
“I think it will bring more people forward.”
Coun Parkes sparked controversy in 2013 when he took to ITV’s popular daytime show This Morning (http://www.mirror.co.uk/all-about/this-morning) claiming he lost his virginity to an alien at the age of five.
He says his first experience of alien life came when he was still in his mother’s womb, and he has sexual relations with an alien up to four times a year.






http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/vladimir-putin-advised-aliens-councillor-5213887

[jimnyc]

Only Americans wearing the tinfoil hats would ever believe that crap. But I've seen stranger things reported from some!!

[Balu]

Only Americans wearing the tinfoil hats would ever believe that crap. But I've seen stranger things reported from some!!
Do not forget about "Overton Window". :laugh:
P.S.
Some pictures from Ukraine to this subject:

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Hillary Clinton accuses China of hacking U.S. computersGLEN, N.H. | By Amanda Becker (http://blogs.reuters.com/search/journalist.php?edition=us&n=amandabecker&)






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Former United States Secretary of State and Democratic candidate for president Hillary Clinton greets supporters during a campaign event in Glen, New Hampshire, July 4, 2015.
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GLEN, N.H. U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton accused China on Saturday of stealing commercial secrets and "huge amounts of government information," and of trying to "hack into everything that doesn't move in America."
Clinton's language on China appeared to be far stronger than that usually used by President Barack Obama's Democratic administration.
Speaking at a campaign event in New Hampshire, Clinton said she wanted to see China's peaceful rise.
"But we also have to be fully vigilant, China's military is growing very quickly, they're establishing military installations that again threaten countries we have treaties with, like the Philippines because they are building on contested property," said Clinton, who was secretary of state from 2009 to 2013.
"They're also trying to hack into everything that doesn't move in America. Stealing commercial secrets ... from defense contractors, stealing huge amounts of government information, all looking for an advantage," she said.
Clinton is the front-runner to win the Democratic nomination for the November 2016 presidential election.
Asked about the remarks, a White House official declined to comment.
In the most recent case involving suspicions of Chinese hacking, Obama administration officials have said China is the top suspect in the massive hacking of a U.S. government agency that compromised the personnel records of at least 4.2 million current and former government workers.
China has denied hacking into the computers of the U.S. Office of Personnel Management.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/07/04/us-china-usa-clinton-idUSKCN0PE0TI20150704

[jimnyc]

Hillary Clinton accuses China of hacking U.S. computers

This particular one we all knew to be true. They've been hacking for a long long time and have entire divisions setup for hacking.

[Balu]

This particular one we all knew to be true. They've been hacking for a long long time and have entire divisions setup for hacking.
Yes! But to hear it after Americans were caught while spying after your allies...
You did not see a reason to laugh at you?

[jimnyc]

Yes! But to hear it after Americans were caught while spying after your allies...
You did not see a reason to laugh at you?

Perhaps the irony... but all countries are involved in this, even your beloved Russia. We were only caught due to a traitor. China was caught via our technology and due diligence after the fact. In other words, their hacking left traces.

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