Woman Pooped Inside Box At Kmart

[jimnyc]

I don't know if this is funny, or revolting, or both. Some people just leave me shaking my head. I mean, no shame at all? Just gonna drop drawers in a store, and do THAT no less? WTF is wrong with people? This is why I stay home as much as possible. Think about it, imagine you're on line at the self check out area, you start to smell something rancid, and then you see this lady in the midst of her action? I hope they tazed her at least.

I was hoping this was a sick April Fool's joke, but I found other links :(

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APRIL 1--A Wisconsin woman who went to Kmart to return merchandise left behind a repulsive surprise for workers, according to police.

Melissa Jacobson, 49, was busted Monday night after she allegedly slipped behind a cash register at the Racine business and urinated and defecated in a box full of store security tags.

At the time of her arrest, Jacobson was wearing a shirt with a picture of a dump truck and the phrase “Dropping A Load,” a cop noted.

Alerted by a “funky” odor, an unfortunate Kmart employee discovered the soiled cardboard box, which was leaking urine, according to a misdemeanor criminal complaint filed yesterday against Jacobson.

A review of store security footage revealed that Jacobson (seen above) entered the business Monday morning and approached the customer service desk, where she sought to return merchandise.

As detailed in the complaint, Jacobson is seen walking to Aisle #1, where she “loosened her pants and squatted down” near the cash register. After a minute, Jacobson “is seen reaching for paper towels beneath the counter. When Jacobson was finished, she is seen approaching the customer service desk again.”

The complaint does not indicate why Jacobson decided to defecate in the box (especially since the store bathrooms were 50 feet away). A Kmart worker told cops that Jacobson was a regular customer, “so she should know where the public restrooms are located.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/kmart-pooper-popped-765920

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/04/02/Police-Alleged-Kmart-pooper-wore-dropping-a-load-T-shirt/5911427985653/

[Abbey Marie]

Those poor customer service people possibly accepting cash or merchandise directly from this woman's hands. Just one reason why I'm glad I go nowhere without my Purell.

[aboutime]

I don't know if this is funny, or revolting, or both. Some people just leave me shaking my head. I mean, no shame at all? Just gonna drop drawers in a store, and do THAT no less? WTF is wrong with people? This is why I stay home as much as possible. Think about it, imagine you're on line at the self check out area, you start to smell something rancid, and then you see this lady in the midst of her action? I hope they tazed her at least.

I was hoping this was a sick April Fool's joke, but I found other links :(

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APRIL 1--A Wisconsin woman who went to Kmart to return merchandise left behind a repulsive surprise for workers, according to police.

Melissa Jacobson, 49, was busted Monday night after she allegedly slipped behind a cash register at the Racine business and urinated and defecated in a box full of store security tags.

At the time of her arrest, Jacobson was wearing a shirt with a picture of a dump truck and the phrase “Dropping A Load,” a cop noted.

Alerted by a “funky” odor, an unfortunate Kmart employee discovered the soiled cardboard box, which was leaking urine, according to a misdemeanor criminal complaint filed yesterday against Jacobson.

A review of store security footage revealed that Jacobson (seen above) entered the business Monday morning and approached the customer service desk, where she sought to return merchandise.

As detailed in the complaint, Jacobson is seen walking to Aisle #1, where she “loosened her pants and squatted down” near the cash register. After a minute, Jacobson “is seen reaching for paper towels beneath the counter. When Jacobson was finished, she is seen approaching the customer service desk again.”

The complaint does not indicate why Jacobson decided to defecate in the box (especially since the store bathrooms were 50 feet away). A Kmart worker told cops that Jacobson was a regular customer, “so she should know where the public restrooms are located.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/kmart-pooper-popped-765920

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/04/02/Police-Alleged-Kmart-pooper-wore-dropping-a-load-T-shirt/5911427985653/



It may have been an APRIL FOOLS joke to her. But some people will do anything to get an Obama.:lol:

[LongTermGuy]

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608046457707169685&pid=15.1&P=0
​Discusting....

Melissa Jacobson....Super Dooper Pooper..

[PixieStix]

Maybe people were always this disgusting and stupid. Maybe we weren't aware of it until the internet? :coffee:

[LongTermGuy]

Maybe people were always this disgusting and stupid. Maybe we weren't aware of it until the internet? :coffee:


Hmmm...maybe has more to do with education....but I could be wrong...:laugh:

[PixieStix]

Hmmm...maybe has more to do with education....but I could be wrong...:laugh:

OMG, if I had a child that was school age. I would NOT send them to public schools. It is shameful. Most of our kids do not know how to spell

[LongTermGuy]

OMG, if I had a child that was school age. I would NOT send them to public schools. It is shameful. Most of our kids do not know how to spell


...understand...agree...lets go with intelligent education and good home upbringing ...

[gabosaurus]

Bet she was a Republican. :salute:

[LongTermGuy]

Bet she was a Republican. :salute:



:laugh:.......Sorry dear...mostly leftist do that and they vote Democrap...



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[jimnyc]

Imagine the poor bastard that was selected to go empty the garbage? Unless the employer would supply some sort of hazmat suit, I quit on the spot!!

[aboutime]

:laugh:.......Sorry dear...mostly leftist do that and they vote Democrap...



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I remember seeing that photo (I think). That guy was just looking for his IQ. And it got caught when he Zipped up again.:laugh:

[aboutime]

Bet she was a Republican. :salute:


We know it was a Liberal gabby...LIKE YOU, we never got to see your photo to prove it.

[gabosaurus]

Nope, had to be a Republican. Everyone knows you guys are full of shit. :p

[LongTermGuy]

Nope, had to be a Republican. Everyone knows you guys are full of shit. :p

**Putting the shit aside...
`Based on what?:rolleyes: you guys (Liberals) are still in charge / control...and pulling all the strings...so why the finger pointing / anger.....are you not proud of obama and what he has done for this country....and the world in general?...:rolleyes:

[jimnyc]

Let's face it, guys are pigs. It wouldn't surprise me to find out a guy from either side pulled something like this. But a woman? WTF? While I understand that there are certain things that women do too, bathroom talk I never want to know about a woman. Some secrets SHOULD be kept! And while I know deep down inside that women have to do things just like men - they DON'T have to do it in a box, at frickin Walmart!!!

[LongTermGuy]

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608011921878941878&pid=15.1&P=0



Girls Don't Poop BLOOPERS -



https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=18&v=E9LrUEK97AA

[tailfins]

Let's face it, guys are pigs. It wouldn't surprise me to find out a guy from either side pulled something like this. But a woman? WTF? While I understand that there are certain things that women do too, bathroom talk I never want to know about a woman. Some secrets SHOULD be kept! And while I know deep down inside that women have to do things just like men - they DON'T have to do it in a box, at frickin Walmart!!!

Maybe someone asked for identification and she was merely producing an extra copy of her ID.

[aboutime]

Nope, had to be a Republican. Everyone knows you guys are full of shit. :p


Sure we are full of shit gabby. We fell from ASSHOLES like you.

[Voted4Reagan]

She's a Liberal.... 70% of Milwaukee County voted for Obama in both elections.

Odds are she is a Lib.

[Perianne]

When would it be okay to poop at work? When you are forced to make a wedding cake for someone against your wishes and beliefs. Poop cake. lol

[Perianne]

When would it be okay to poop at work? When you are forced to make a wedding cake for someone against your wishes and beliefs. Poop cake. lol

http://moonbattery.com/graphics/gay-cake.jpg