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Bilgerat
02-15-2015, 06:12 PM
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Massachusetts residents have been getting pounded with snowstorm after snowstorm over the last three weeks. Storms have dropped almost six feet of snow in parts of the state recently, leaving many Bostonians reeling from the endless barrage from mother nature. Many lawmakers from the state have been receiving angry phone calls from their constituents, demanding that they put an end to the snow.

With many state representatives worried about keeping their seats in the next election, a coalition of Democrats and Republicans have proposed a drastic measure. The bi-partisan group is planning on introducing a bill that would make it illegal for any more snow to fall within the state. The proposed law has overwhelming support from many communities, many of whom have already exhausted their snow plowing and snow removal budgets for the entire year.

However, not everyone is happy about the proposal. Some cities fear that the ban will create a black market for snow storms, resulting in elevated levels of crime while fundamentally failing to truly eradicate all snow from the state.

Debates will take place in the legislature before a vote is taken on the measure in July.


(Gleefully stolen from http://www.rilenews.com)

Kathianne
02-15-2015, 06:13 PM
Lol!

aboutime
02-15-2015, 06:19 PM
Sad thing is. Tomorrow. If we all pay attention to the news on some of the LAME STREAM MEDIA. This story may become highlighted :laugh:as a means to give the Obama administration a break from more LIES, since Congress is going OUT OF TOWN again, and Obama will begin using Executive Orders to FINE Northeastern States who Fail to SHOVEL SNOW in a timely manner.

hjmick
02-15-2015, 06:21 PM
This threatens to tear our nation apart:


The suspect is furry. Only a couple of feet long. Two big teeth. And, it would seem, he has it in for the people of the American Northeast.

He’s Punxsutawney Phil, and he’s a wanted groundhog, according to police in Merrimack, New Hampshire.

Fed up with the more than 4 feet of snow their region has gotten this winter, police issued a tongue-in-cheek arrest warrant for the notorious whistlepig.

“We have received several complaints from the public that this little varmint is held up in a hole, warm and toasty,” the department posted on its Facebook page. “He told several people that Winter would last 6 more weeks, however he failed to disclose that it would consist of mountains of snow!

“If you see him, do not approach him as he is armed and dangerous,” the department said. “Call Merrimack Police, we will certainly take him into custody!” (http://myfox8.com/2015/02/15/arrest-warrant-issued-for-groundhog/)




A New Hampshire ski resort is offering asylum to Punxsutawney Phil after police in the state issued an arrest warrant for the groundhog, accusing him of failing to disclose that six more weeks of winter would bring "mountains of snow."

The Gunstock Mountain Resort told ABC News today that it would welcome Punxatawney Phil to its slopes. (http://abcnews.go.com/US/ski-resort-offers-asylum-punxsutawney-phil-police-issue/story?id=28972792)

aboutime
02-15-2015, 06:31 PM
This threatens to tear our nation apart:



htmick. Isn't it either funny, or ironic how the GROUNDHOG has never been wrong.

Namely. Whether his prediction (shadow) is right or wrong.

There are ALWAYS SIX more weeks of Winter...before Spring.

Al Gore argues with PHIL, every year, and loses. Just like he lost against Bush in 2000.:laugh:

Anton Chigurh
02-15-2015, 06:35 PM
FINALLY something is being DONE!!!