Bilgerat
12-22-2014, 08:21 AM
Four men were discussing how smart their dogs were.
The first man was an engineer and he said his dog, named T-Square, could do math. He told the dog to get some paper and draw a square, a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat.
The accountant thought his dog was better. His dog, Slide Rule, was told to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back and divide the cookies into piles of three. Slide Rule did that with no problem.
The chemist said that was pretty good, but he felt his dog, Measure, was better. He told his dog to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces of it into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no trouble at all. All three men agreed this was very good and their dogs were equally smart.
Then they turned to the union member and said, “What can your dog do?” The union member called his dog, named Coffee Break, and said to the dog, “Show the fellows what you can do.” Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, fucked the other three dogs and claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation, and left to go home on sick leave.
The first man was an engineer and he said his dog, named T-Square, could do math. He told the dog to get some paper and draw a square, a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat.
The accountant thought his dog was better. His dog, Slide Rule, was told to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back and divide the cookies into piles of three. Slide Rule did that with no problem.
The chemist said that was pretty good, but he felt his dog, Measure, was better. He told his dog to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces of it into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no trouble at all. All three men agreed this was very good and their dogs were equally smart.
Then they turned to the union member and said, “What can your dog do?” The union member called his dog, named Coffee Break, and said to the dog, “Show the fellows what you can do.” Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, fucked the other three dogs and claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation, and left to go home on sick leave.