Men Vs. Women funnies

[jimnyc]

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[Bilgerat]

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[Pernicious]

http://www.angelfire.com/sc2/preciousdr/ABadHairDay.jpg

[DLT]

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Lol.....I like Seinfeld's take on the difference....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d3diodXKPU#t=38

[jimnyc]

Seinfeld rocks. Well, as in the show, not the man. I'm more of a fan of Kramer!

[gabosaurus]

I love it when inferior men feel threatened.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m76ifjg3vk1r98rtso1_500.gif

[Bilgerat]

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[gabosaurus]

The first challenge a female faces after marriage is how to domesticate her male partner. The male needs to learn who is boss.
If you want a woman who is willing to be docile and subjugated, obtain a foreign national off an internet site. PM tailfins for more details. :cool:

[Bilgerat]

The first challenge a female faces after marriage is how to domesticate her male partner. The male needs to learn who is boss.
If you want a woman who is willing to be docile and subjugated, obtain a foreign national off an internet site. PM tailfins for more details. :cool:


And then they say, you're not the man I fell in love with.

Moral of the story, wimmens is nuts!

[gabosaurus]

Moral of the story, wimmens is nuts!

Spoken like a true single male. :laugh:

[Bilgerat]

Spoken like a true single male. :laugh:

It's a swing and a miss :lame2:

Married, to the same Lady I've been with for over 12 years :2up:

[gabosaurus]

Married, to the same Lady I've been with for over 12 years

Then you know for sure that we are nuts. :boobies:

[Jeff]

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[Bilgerat]

A woman is going to give birth..

...but the doctors find out that she will die of pain during childbirth.

She and her husband are mortified.

So, a scientist invents a machine that can share the pain between the father and mother of the baby, so she won't die.

Two days later, the woman is in the delivery room, while hooked up to the machine. "Shouldn't I be hooked up, too?" says the husband. "Don't worry," the scientist replies, "the machine automatically syncs up with the father."

The woman starts to push, while, as expected, she is going through a lot of pain.

The husband says "Alright! I'm ready! Divert 10% of the pain to me!" Nothing happens. The machine is whirring, but he doesn't feel anything. "20%!" Nothing. "30%!" Still nothing, although the wife doesn't seem to be in as much pain.

This continues until the machine is at 90%. The man is scared the machine will spike out if he puts it on 100%, resulting in his death, but he's willing to risk his life for his wife's. "100%!"

The man still feels nothing, but now neither does the wife.

Confused, the scientist explains he must've made an error, and the machine simply takes the pain away.

After the delivery of the baby, the couple drive home...


Where they find the mailman dead on the front porch.

[Jeff]

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[Bilgerat]

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