Big black cock (pic included)

[Baba Booey]

This is actually kind of cool, they look like statues.

Rare Ayam Cemani ‘Lamborghini’ chickens are completely black and cost £1500 each
Not quite, as the rare Ayam Cemani Chicken is completely black from <del>head to toe</del> comb to talon.

The eyes, beak and even tongue are all jet black, while their feathers also shine emerald green in certain lights.

Amazingly, the chickens’ dark hue runs right through their core, with their bones, meat and organs also being black.

The birds, native to Indonesia, get their black colouring from a natural generic trait known as ‘fibromelanosis’.

Don’t get too excited though, because like all rare and beautiful things these chickens come with a price tag, and one will set you back $2500 (£1519).



http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/chicken-1.png?w=650&h=619&crop=1#038;h=909

[jimnyc]

I only came into the thread to go to the bottom of the thread to see who else came into the thread just like me! :coffee:

[Baba Booey]

It's kind of a cool thing though.

Even the meat and bone is black, how cool is that?

[Shadow]

This is actually kind of cool, they look like statues.

Rare Ayam Cemani ‘Lamborghini’ chickens are completely black and cost £1500 each



http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/chicken-1.png?w=650&h=619&crop=1#038;h=909

Aww...I want one.

[Gunny]

Aww...I want one.

:smoke:

[Baba Booey]

Aww...I want one.

I could see this thing standing still and some small kid walking up to it thinking it was a statue or something and getting the shit scared out of him when it starts squawking.

[Shadow]

:smoke:

No smoking around the cock. Could already have black lungs. ;)

[Gunny]

I could see this thing standing still and some small kid walking up to it thinking it was a statue or something and getting the shit scared out of him when it starts squawking.

She CAN'T have a big black cock, okay?
:no:

[Shadow]

I could see this thing standing still and some small kid walking up to it thinking it was a statue or something and getting the shit scared out of him when it starts squawking.

I need one of these AND some fainting goats then. Lets really freak them out.:thumb:

[Shadow]

She CAN'T have a big black cock, okay?
:no:

And why not?

[jimnyc]

Aww...I want one.

Ummm... I can't stop laughing. I'm just curious. By chance, did ya read the thread title? :poke: :slap: I'm sorry, I'll ban myself for however long you wish, but I'm cracking up right now. :salute:

[jimnyc]

No smoking around the cock. Could already have black lungs. ;)


She CAN'T have a big black cock, okay?
:no:


And why not?

Holy crap, all of this was posted since I was taking so long writing my post, because I was cracking up. Now I'm in tears. :lol:

[Gunny]

And why not?

Because you don't need one. You've got enough strays to take care of. The last one you took in is big enough.:laugh:

[Gunny]

Holy crap, all of this was posted since I was taking so long writing my post, because I was cracking up. Now I'm in tears. :lol:

I knew you were lurking. The thread title alone is like a magnet to you. :laugh:

[Shadow]

Ummm... I can't stop laughing. I'm just curious. By chance, did ya read the thread title? :poke: :slap: I'm sorry, I'll ban myself for however long you wish, but I'm cracking up right now. :salute:

Um...yes. Would you think less of me if I told you I wanted to see the pics? :laugh:

[Shadow]

Because you don't need one. You've got enough strays to take care of. The last one you took in is big enough.:laugh:

I love strays . ;)

[Gunny]

Um...yes. Would you think less of me if I told you I wanted to see the pics? :laugh:

Poor Jim. You're going to make him die before the game starts. :laugh:

[jimnyc]

Um...yes. Would you think less of me if I told you I wanted to see the pics? :laugh:

I've started to write and erased my post like 8x so far, I have no fucking clue how to respond to that. And no, I wouldn't think less of you. But you've left me laughing my ass off right now!! :laugh2:

[jimnyc]

Poor Jim. You're going to make him die before the game starts. :laugh:


Yeah, not good right before the game. I hate that feeling of your stomach decompressing from laughing, and that tight feeling by your temples. Always makes me think my brain is about to explode! :laugh:

[Gunny]

Yeah, not good right before the game. I hate that feeling of your stomach decompressing from laughing, and that tight feeling by your temples. Always makes me think my brain is about to explode! :laugh:

See? I TOLD you in the hot dog thread it was YOU. Mind in the gutter all the time. :laugh:

[Baba Booey]

Ummm... I can't stop laughing. I'm just curious. By chance, did ya read the thread title? :poke: :slap: I'm sorry, I'll ban myself for however long you wish, but I'm cracking up right now. :salute:

I was going to post "maybe she want's two" but I figured I'm probably pushing the envelope a little already.

I'm just glad everyone's having a little fun with it.

[Baba Booey]

I love strays . ;)

Strays - I have to tell this story, in the town I live in my assistant (secretary) was a bit of a cat lady, took in feral cats, neutered them and found homes for them.

Anyway, rural area, there was this barn with some fresh kittens underneath it with mom cat. She wanted mom and the kittens so I heroically said "I'll help". Went over with her, she had a cage and a sack. I reached under there with bare hands/arms to grab the cat.

Yeah, it was all that.

I got the cat in the sack. I still got the scars to prove it.

[Gunny]

Strays - I have to tell this story, in the town I live in my assistant (secretary) was a bit of a cat lady, took in feral cats, neutered them and found homes for them.

Anyway, rural area, there was this barn with some fresh kittens underneath it with mom cat. She wanted mom and the kittens so I heroically said "I'll help". Went over with her, she had a cage and a sack. I reached under there with bare hands/arms to grab the cat.

Yeah, it was all that.

I got the cat in the sack. I still got the scars to prove it.

Dude, you are TOTALLY missing the double entendres here. :laugh:

[Shadow]

Strays - I have to tell this story, in the town I live in my assistant (secretary) was a bit of a cat lady, took in feral cats, neutered them and found homes for them.

Anyway, rural area, there was this barn with some fresh kittens underneath it with mom cat. She wanted mom and the kittens so I heroically said "I'll help". Went over with her, she had a cage and a sack. I reached under there with bare hands/arms to grab the cat.

Yeah, it was all that.

I got the cat in the sack. I still got the scars to prove it.

I thought you were going to say you ended up with a hand full of skunk. ;)

[Baba Booey]

Dude, you are TOTALLY missing the double entendres here. :laugh:

I'll fetch my early Ted Nugent albums.

:laugh:

[Baba Booey]

I thought you were going to say you ended up with a hand full of skunk. ;)

Another day, another story.

:laugh:

[Jeff]

Aww...I want one.


:smoke:

I thought better of asking :laugh:

[Jeff]

OK so we had Hot Dogs yesterday and graduated to Black Cocks today, I can't wait to tomorrow :laugh:

[Baba Booey]

OK so we had Hot Dogs yesterday and graduated to Black Cocks today, I can't wait to tomorrow :laugh:

Wear a cup.

:laugh:

[Jeff]

Wear a cup.

:laugh:

Dam, I was hoping for a little different :laugh:

[Gunny]

OK so we had Hot Dogs yesterday and graduated to Black Cocks today, I can't wait to tomorrow :laugh:

Why Jefferey, whatever do you mean? :laugh:

[Jeff]

Why Jefferey, whatever do you mean? :laugh:

Don't try to pull me to your and Jim's level :laugh:

[Gunny]

Don't try to pull me to your and Jim's level :laugh:

Ain't that much of a leap, bubba. ;)

[Jeff]

Ain't that much of a leap, bubba. ;)

I like it that way :laugh:

[Gunny]

I like it that way :laugh:

The big black cock? Or the leap?:dunno:

[Jeff]

The big black cock? Or the leap?:dunno:

Prick :laugh: guess I set myself up for that one :laugh:

[Gunny]

Prick :laugh: guess I set myself up for that one :laugh:

Uh huh. Y'all try to get me in trouble with Ginger AND Abbey? All's fair .....:laugh:

[jimnyc]

See? I TOLD you in the hot dog thread it was YOU. Mind in the gutter all the time. :laugh:


I was going to post "maybe she want's two" but I figured I'm probably pushing the envelope a little already.

I'm just glad everyone's having a little fun with it.


Why Jefferey, whatever do you mean? :laugh:


Don't try to pull me to your and Jim's level :laugh:


Ain't that much of a leap, bubba. ;)


The big black cock? Or the leap?:dunno:


Uh huh. Y'all try to get me in trouble with Ginger AND Abbey? All's fair .....:laugh:

I should have known better than to have opened this thread while still on my first cup of java. :shaking my damn head:

I was going to add more, to try and be funny, but I read Baba Booey's bold response above and I'm afraid of replying, being mistaken for him and getting shot! :laugh2:

[CSM]

Double entendre aside....

Probably the only meat in the world that DOESN'T taste like chicken!

[Gunny]

I should have known better than to have opened this thread while still on my first cup of java. :shaking my damn head:

I was going to add more, to try and be funny, but I read Baba Booey's bold response above and I'm afraid of replying, being mistaken for him and getting shot! :laugh2:

What SHOULD concern you more is .... look at the first two threads you went to. :laugh2:

[jimnyc]

What SHOULD concern you more is .... look at the first two threads you went to. :laugh2:

LOL - I was thinking the same myself and was hoping no one would notice! I think a part of me was still laughing since last night!! :laugh:

[Gunny]

LOL - I was thinking the same myself and was hoping no one would notice! I think a part of me was still laughing since last night!! :laugh:

U huh. Pervert.

But check out YOUR brother. Lumps me and you together and distances himself like he's some kind of monk or something. :laugh:

[jimnyc]

U huh. Pervert.

But check out YOUR brother. Lumps me and you together and distances himself like he's some kind of monk or something. :laugh:

Jeff behaves himself on the board. In reality, he's a pig, makes me look like a saint!! Don't EVER go to a diner/restaurant with him - NEVER!!

[Jeff]

Father Jeff :angel:

[Jeff]

Jeff behaves himself on the board. In reality, he's a pig, makes me look like a saint!! Don't EVER go to a diner/restaurant with him - NEVER!!

People just need to hear the truth sometimes :thumb:

[Gunny]

Jeff behaves himself on the board. In reality, he's a pig, makes me look like a saint!! Don't EVER go to a diner/restaurant with him - NEVER!!

You probably wouldn't want to go to one with me then ....:laugh:

[Gunny]

Father Jeff :angel:

I hope you aren't grounded, dude, cuz when that lightening bolt hits ..... :laugh:

[jimnyc]

You probably wouldn't want to go to one with me then ....:laugh:

I would imagine between the 3 of us we would end up in the local pokey. :)

[Gunny]

I would imagine between the 3 of us we would end up in the local pokey. :)

You make it sound like any one of us couldn't manage that alone. :laugh:

Now why am I thinking Waffle House?

[Jeff]

You make it sound like any one of us couldn't manage that alone. :laugh:

Now why am I thinking Waffle House?

Breakfast of Champions

( or drunks )

[Gunny]

Breakfast of Champions

( or drunks )

Yep. If you need to lubricate those arteries with some 30 weight, it's the place to go. :)

[Jeff]

Yep. If you need to lubricate those arteries with some 30 weight, it's the place to go. :)

No Doubt, ya better have some ROLAIDS for desert :laugh:

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

I read the thread title, saw Jeff's name and wondered just what the hell was he into now. ;)
Jeff bees a bad boy sumtimes.. :laugh:--Tyr

[Jeff]

I read the thread title, saw Jeff's name and wondered just what the hell was he into now. ;)
Jeff bees a bad boy sumtimes.. :laugh:--Tyr

Tyr I am the good one here, seems Gunny and Baba Booey have teamed up with Jim ( and you know how he is ) and now they insist on making everyone Laugh there butt's off :laugh:

Seriously it is great to see a bunch of new faces, and these folks know how to have fun !!!

[Gunny]

Tyr I am the good one here, seems Gunny and Baba Booey have teamed up with Jim ( and you know how he is ) and now they insist on making everyone Laugh there butt's off :laugh:

Seriously it is great to see a bunch of new faces, and these folks know how to have fun !!!

Geez is it EVER getting deep around here. Going to have to bust out the waders in a minute. :laugh:

The "good one", huh? I was just freakin' fine until I got around you and your brother.:laugh:

[Jeff]

Geez is it EVER getting deep around here. Going to have to bust out the waders in a minute. :laugh:

The "good one", huh? I was just freakin' fine until I got around you and your brother.:laugh:

I hear ya, Jim is a bad influence :laugh: but ya really want trouble you should see my sister :laugh::laugh:

[Gunny]

I hear ya, Jim is a bad influence :laugh: but ya really want trouble you should see my sister :laugh::laugh:

I've seen some of your sister's stuff. Right before Jim banned her for life.:laugh:

[Jeff]

I've seen some of your sister's stuff. Right before Jim banned her for life.:laugh:

:laugh2::laugh2:

Well that about explains her :laugh:

[Gunny]

:laugh2::laugh2:

Well that about explains her :laugh:

Notice your brother seems to be trying to distance himself from us? Should we talk about "kitties".

[Jeff]

Notice your brother seems to be trying to distance himself from us? Should we talk about "kitties".

He don't want Abbey ( or Kat ) to get him with that ruler :laugh: but you can bet he is lurking, he isn't far, he will be here early tomorrow morning.

[Gunny]

He don't want Abbey ( or Kat ) to get him with that ruler :laugh: but you can bet he is lurking, he isn't far, he will be here early tomorrow morning.


Pffft. Shadow already busted me in the teeth thread. I'm in trouble, I'm taking y'all down with me. :wicked99:

[Jeff]

Pffft. Shadow already busted me in the teeth thread. I'm in trouble, I'm taking y'all down with me. :wicked99:

I never minded getting in trouble in school or with the law as long as we laughed all the way threw it :laugh:

[Gunny]

I never minded getting in trouble in school or with the law as long as we laughed all the way threw it :laugh:

This ain't the law dude. It's a woman. THAT is "in trouble".

[Jeff]

This ain't the law dude. It's a woman. THAT is "in trouble".

You have a point there , but hell a little sweat talking may work :chinese:

[Gunny]

You have a point there , but hell a little sweat talking may work :chinese:

Uh huh. You mean from the thread where YOU egged it on? That's called tap dancing, not sweet talking.:(

[Jeff]

Uh huh. You mean from the thread where YOU egged it on? That's called tap dancing, not sweet talking.:(

I did nothing of the sort, in fact I was shocked at you and Jim :laugh::laugh:

[Gunny]

I did nothing of the sort, in fact I was shocked at you and Jim :laugh::laugh:

Uh huh. You're a lying dirtbag. :laugh:

If I have to beg, you're toast.:wicked99:

[gabosaurus]

At the State Fair of Texas Midway, you used to be able to get fried chicken flavored popsicles.
I always thought that presented an ideal come on line for guys. Offer a girl a popsicle and ask "hey baby, wanna suck my cock?" :facepalm99:

[Gunny]

At the State Fair of Texas Midway, you used to be able to get fried chicken flavored popsicles.
I always thought that presented an ideal come on line for guys. Offer a girl a popsicle and ask "hey baby, wanna suck my cock?" :facepalm99:

You're a pathetic joke and your intent obvious. You probably pissed all over yourself LONG before you ever got to trying to piss on this board. How's that wine going down? :laugh: