Redneck Pregnancy

[Jeff]

A hunky redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was going to give birth.

He waited.
Later, the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys."

The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney."

The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black."

[aboutime]

A hunky redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was going to give birth.

He waited.
Later, the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys."

The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney."

The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black."


Jeff. That reminded me of another REDNECK story. Almost just like that.

A Redneck was in the delivery room with his wife as she gave birth to THREE little girls. Surprising the daylights out of the REDNECK daddy because he thought she was only going to have ONE.
So, as she woke up, and he said "Honey. You had Three babies this time!"

And she looked up at him to say "Glad you only used 3 IN ONE Oil for lubricant, and not WD-40!"