I Rear-ended a dwarf today :(

[darin]

I rear-ended a car at lunch today. The driver gets out and, OMG! he's a dwarf.

He comes up to my car and declares, "I am NOT happy!!"

So I said, "Okay....So which one are you?"

[Mr. P]

I rear-ended a car at lunch today. The driver gets out and, OMG! he's a dwarf.

He comes up to my car and declares, "I am NOT happy!!"

So I said, "Okay....So which one are you?"

You didn't!??? :laugh2:

EDIT: OOOPPPS I missed the section humor..nevermind.

[5stringJeff]

:clap:

[Yurt]

I told this one to my co-worker yesterday, came in the office all serious like and she kept interupting me asking me if I was joking (usually not very serious) and said, what! Would you joke about hitting dwarf? And can you believe he had the balls to come up to me and say he is NOT happy!

you will love this...

She said, well, they are not dwarfs, they are "little people"

I said, think about it... real hard ...

45 seconds later ..... I hear gut splitting laughter from her office


Thanks DMP for pimpin my jokes!