local biker club

[mrg666]

A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day
>she goes up and knocks on the club's door. A big, hairy, bearded Biker guy
>with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaims, "I want to
>join your club."
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>The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements
>in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"
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>The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bikes parked over there", And
>points to a Harley in the driveway.
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>The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
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>The little old lady replies "Yep...drink like a fish. I'll drink any man
>in your club under the table."
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>The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
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>The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs
>a day and a couple of cigars in the evening when I'm shooting pool."
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>The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last Question. Have you ever been
>picked up by the fuzz?"
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>The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope...but I was swung
>around by the nipples once."
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