4 Kinds of sex

[jimnyc]

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

Been there, done that. It always comes out shitty. Kinda like a 4 month old burrito eaten in a drunken stupor. :laugh:-Tyr

[gabosaurus]

I have enjoyed a lot of first two choices and none of the last two. Nor will I ever. :cheers2:

To me, there are only two kinds of sex -- good and bad. Of which the bad is never my fault. :bunny4: