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jimnyc
02-27-2014, 10:23 AM
A computer tech for the Farmington school system was arrested for trying to have sex with a cow while another man shot video. The cow was later hit by three cars that are now totaled. Two men are now in custody.

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fj1200
02-27-2014, 10:27 AM
The cow was later hit by three cars that are now totaled.

Witnesses being silenced? :eek: Someone needs to speak truth to power.
Missileman
02-27-2014, 11:11 AM
"Naked and covered in Jello" :laugh2: Thankful I don't have the prospect of jury duty in CT...lol
Little-Acorn
02-27-2014, 11:54 AM
Let me guess:

The drivers of the three cars are being charged in Federal court with hate crimes against the cow, who was merely "experimenting with an alternate lifestyle" with a human.
Abbey Marie
02-27-2014, 12:13 PM
When we finally receive our god-given right to marry the barnyard animals we love, none of this will be necessary.

You are all haters!
aboutime
02-27-2014, 10:10 PM
Let me guess:

The drivers of the three cars are being charged in Federal court with hate crimes against the cow, who was merely "experimenting with an alternate lifestyle" with a human.



Little-Acorn. Just imagine the scene in Court, when the DEFENSE calls for the victim (cow) to take the stand.

And the only thing anybody hears is: "MOOOOOOO!"
Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
02-27-2014, 11:24 PM
Guilty was a democrat and a teacher. hmmmmmmmm.-- :laugh:-Tyr
jimnyc
02-28-2014, 08:42 AM
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hjmick
02-28-2014, 06:09 PM
The cow was asking for it...
aboutime
02-28-2014, 06:13 PM
The cow was asking for it...


Which explains the OBAMA-EPA demands of TAXING Expelled GAS by barnyard animals...INCLUDING AL GORE...

http://icansayit.com/images/cow-fire.jpg