Why I will never visit Jafar

[jimnyc]

Sorry, buddy, as much as it's a dream of mine to visit Australia...

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[Gaffer]

http://youtu.be/INc3vy0tvcY :thumb:

[jimnyc]

Those redbacks are no joke over there!

[jafar00]

Bah, Redbacks are fine if you keep quiet. Scream like a girl though and they jump! Serious!

[jimnyc]

Bah, Redbacks are fine if you keep quiet. Scream like a girl though and they jump! Serious!

That's where I would have an issue. If I see one of these little bastards, I WILL scream like a girl!! But also watch how fast I can run if I see one!

[aboutime]

Ask any professional who deals with Extermination of crawling, walking, or flying insects WE HUMANS call Pests. And, you may be surprised to learn something...even more threatening than all of the photo's included on this thread.

Such as... As Human's. It has become nearly common knowledge that...WE are usually NEVER more than TEN FEET.....120 Inches from a SPIDER during our life.

Spiders can be HUGE, as most of us have seen. But...Spiders ARE also so tiny...they are literally Invisible to us...no matter where we may happen to be.

After you manage to DIGEST that information. Perhaps some of you would also like to discuss other insects, or crawling creatures...that are tiny, nearly invisible to the naked eye, and with all of us ALL THE TIME????

[jimnyc]

Ask any professional who deals with Extermination of crawling, walking, or flying insects WE HUMANS call Pests. And, you may be surprised to learn something...even more threatening than all of the photo's included on this thread.

Such as... As Human's. It has become nearly common knowledge that...WE are usually NEVER more than TEN FEET.....120 Inches from a SPIDER during our life.

Spiders can be HUGE, as most of us have seen. But...Spiders ARE also so tiny...they are literally Invisible to us...no matter where we may happen to be.

After you manage to DIGEST that information. Perhaps some of you would also like to discuss other insects, or crawling creatures...that are tiny, nearly invisible to the naked eye, and with all of us ALL THE TIME????

That's why those little fuckers scare me so much, because I know they are everywhere, and I know they are next to invisible. I'd rather get punched in the face by a 250lb guy than have to play chess with some eight legged hairy bastard, who when bites me might leave similar effects to that of a bullet wound! LOL I know some of them are innocent, but too bad for them, as I don't trust a single one of them. If it were all I had available, and it were safe enough to do so, I wouldn't think twice about shooting one if it were one of the larger variety. Some think I overreact when it comes to spiders. But I saw enough videos of people trying to be nice to them, capture them and let them go, or politely push them out the door - and they jump like 40 feet right onto your face anyway! Or worse, when you see one of those spiders and it looks like it's back is moving, but it's really about a bazillion baby spiders living on her back!

[aboutime]

That's why those little fuckers scare me so much, because I know they are everywhere, and I know they are next to invisible. I'd rather get punched in the face by a 250lb guy than have to play chess with some eight legged hairy bastard, who when bites me might leave similar effects to that of a bullet wound! LOL I know some of them are innocent, but too bad for them, as I don't trust a single one of them. If it were all I had available, and it were safe enough to do so, I wouldn't think twice about shooting one if it were one of the larger variety. Some think I overreact when it comes to spiders. But I saw enough videos of people trying to be nice to them, capture them and let them go, or politely push them out the door - and they jump like 40 feet right onto your face anyway! Or worse, when you see one of those spiders and it looks like it's back is moving, but it's really about a bazillion baby spiders living on her back!


Gotta be careful talking about Spiders, and other little crawly things Jim. PETA might be listening, and GOD KNOWS....PETA believes SPIDERS need to have their Constitutional Rights as well.:lame2:

[jafar00]

Don't be worried Jim. We have little fellas like this one I found sunning himself on a rock this weekend to deal with the spiders. :)

http://i.imgur.com/RC77uQz.jpg

Full album of what you would be missing at http://imgur.com/a/zpotz#0

[aboutime]

Don't be worried Jim. We have little fellas like this one I found sunning himself on a rock this weekend to deal with the spiders. :)

http://i.imgur.com/RC77uQz.jpg

Full album of what you would be missing at http://imgur.com/a/zpotz#0




Sure thing jafar. And I guess you will happily tell all of us how you INVITE fella's like that into your home as well???

[jafar00]

Sure thing jafar. And I guess you will happily tell all of us how you INVITE fella's like that into your home as well???

They would be welcome but I'm a bit far from water for the Eastern Water Dragon to come ;)

[Abbey Marie]

Ask any professional who deals with Extermination of crawling, walking, or flying insects WE HUMANS call Pests. And, you may be surprised to learn something...even more threatening than all of the photo's included on this thread.

Such as... As Human's. It has become nearly common knowledge that...WE are usually NEVER more than TEN FEET.....120 Inches from a SPIDER during our life.

Spiders can be HUGE, as most of us have seen. But...Spiders ARE also so tiny...they are literally Invisible to us...no matter where we may happen to be.

After you manage to DIGEST that information. Perhaps some of you would also like to discuss other insects, or crawling creatures...that are tiny, nearly invisible to the naked eye, and with all of us ALL THE TIME????

You mean like the ones in our eyebrows? Uggh, I think about those a lot.

[Voted4Reagan]

I'm more afraid of these guys than any Aussie Spider...

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[jimnyc]

Don't be worried Jim. We have little fellas like this one I found sunning himself on a rock this weekend to deal with the spiders. :)

Full album of what you would be missing at http://imgur.com/a/zpotz#0

That is an AWESOME photo but an even MORE awesome lizard!! Eastern Water Dragon? How big is he? Looks to be about a foot without the tail, but my perspective may be off. Would love to have a house right there on that edge too, what a view!!

[jafar00]

That is an AWESOME photo but an even MORE awesome lizard!! Eastern Water Dragon? How big is he? Looks to be about a foot without the tail, but my perspective may be off. Would love to have a house right there on that edge too, what a view!!

He would be about 2 feet long I think. I was thinking the same thing about a house. There was a place with a waterfall and a cave where I thought for a moment that I could easily live there. Plenty of water and food about that's for sure.