Seasonal blonde joke

[CSM]

JOKE OF THE WEEK!!
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her.... "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

[aboutime]

Good one CSM. Reminded me of the guy who followed another car, late at night, in heavy snow that the visibility was down to only seeing the TAIL LIGHTS of the car ahead of him.

Suddenly, the car in front of him jammed on his breaks, and he hit the back of the car.

Both drivers got out at the same time, and the follower asked "Why did you slam on your breaks"

When the lead driver laughed and said.. "I always do when I get into my garage!"


I know...it's not a blonde joke. But here's an old one.

"A blonde was standing very still, looking at a carton of ORANGE JUICE for several minutes, when another lady asked her what she was doing. So the BLONDE said "The carton says CONCENTRATE".