Too true for the Humor thread

[Mr. P]

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about Obama being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down & you just wonder what kind of dummy would put him up there to begin with!"

[Larrymc]

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about Obama being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down & you just wonder what kind of dummy would put him up there to begin with!"Heard it, It is a good one.

[aboutime]

A little boy named Joe listened to the other second graders tell the rest of the class "WHAT THEIR DADDY DOES", per the request of the teacher.

After hearing about policemen, lawyers, firemen, truck drivers and many others. Joe finally stood up before the class and began:


"My daddy is an exotic dancer. He works in a bar, and dances on a stage in his underpants, lets other men put dollar bills down his pants, and they scream at him while he dances.
Then, he goes home with the other men, and comes home early in the morning after sleeping with the men who gave him money!"

The teacher was surprised, and worried about Joe telling such a story to the rest of the class. So, before the kids left the room for lunch. She pulled Joe aside, and asked him if his story about his daddy was true.

Joe said

"No way. He doesn't really do that stuff.

He really works for Obama, and the DNC.

But I was TOO embarrassed to tell the other kids that!"

[aboutime]

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about Obama being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down & you just wonder what kind of dummy would put him up there to begin with!"

5653 I hear 55 million uninformed, biased, scared Americans put it there.