Actual Newspaper Headlines

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Do any of these papers employ Editors?

Enjoy


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[aboutime]

Great stuff. Looks like JAY LENO'S Headlines. Soon to become a thing of the past.

[hjmick]

Great stuff. Looks like JAY LENO'S Headlines. Soon to become a thing of the past.


Not soon enough. Can't stand Leno. Carson has been rolling over in his grave for eight years now... Prior to that he was too much the gentleman to speak his mind, so he remained silent.

[aboutime]

Not soon enough. Can't stand Leno. Carson has been rolling over in his grave for eight years now... Prior to that he was too much the gentleman to speak his mind, so he remained silent.


hjmick. Agree totally with you. Leno is an Obama Mouthpiece. I only watched to hear his monologues and either HEADLINES, or JAYWALKING.
Not disappointed he is being replaced. He, and everyone else on late nite...can't come close to what Johnny Carson did, and was.

The nation became poorer when Johnny retired. Then passed.

[red states rule]

Here are some more headlines that made their way into newspapers


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[taft2012]

hjmick. Agree totally with you. Leno is an Obama Mouthpiece. I only watched to hear his monologues and either HEADLINES, or JAYWALKING.
Not disappointed he is being replaced. He, and everyone else on late nite...can't come close to what Johnny Carson did, and was.

The nation became poorer when Johnny retired. Then passed.

Amen to that.

Does anybody at all really give a crap about all of the late night talk show host drama the media bombards us with? Leno, Letterman, Conan, etc.? I could give less than a crap.

Now they recently began projecting this drama onto the morning shows as well, with Matt Lauer drama.

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

Not soon enough. Can't stand Leno. Carson has been rolling over in his grave for eight years now... Prior to that he was too much the gentleman to speak his mind, so he remained silent.

I do not watch Leno or Letterman. I did really like Johnny Carson. Liked Letterman his first few years but no longer care for the guy at all.

[Marcus Aurelius]

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[tailfins]

Do any of these papers employ Editors?

Enjoy


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The photos make it even better.

[hjmick]

Amen to that.

Does anybody at all really give a crap about all of the late night talk show host drama the media bombards us with? Leno, Letterman, Conan, etc.? I could give less than a crap.

Now they recently began projecting this drama onto the morning shows as well, with Matt Lauer drama.


I confess to having fondness for Ferguson... He makes me laugh.

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