A question for the Ladies here...

[gabosaurus]

Merely for fantasies sake, don't you wish you could order certain guys through Guaranteed Overnight shipping?

You know, order today, get your ...package.. delivered tomorrow? :p

http://www.nick-thiwerspoon.com/Nureyev%20Temps%20de%20Poisson.jpg

[jimnyc]

Your fantasy is a peter pan type fruity guy?

[gabosaurus]

Your fantasy is a peter pan type fruity guy?

What makes you think he is a "fruity guy?"
Some of you guys have serious self esteem issues.

[jimnyc]

Hey, whatever works for ya! And I don't have self esteem issues. I KNOW I am a great guy, and one who doesn't wear tights, and prance around like a fruit. I hope you can get him some day though, best of luck! LOL

[cadet]

Your fantasy is a peter pan type fruity guy?

She just wants a man who understands dance, style, and shoes. :gay:

[jimnyc]

At least my wife has better fantasies - Jon Bon Jovi, Muse Watson (NCIS), Sam Elliott, Mike Weatherly (She's a big NCIS fan), Denzel Washington...

[Abbey Marie]

Merely for fantasies sake, don't you wish you could order certain guys through Guaranteed Overnight shipping?

You know, order today, get your ...package.. delivered tomorrow? :p

http://www.nick-thiwerspoon.com/Nureyev%20Temps%20de%20Poisson.jpg


Gabby, looks like people are taking you quite literally. :laugh2:

[Abbey Marie]

At least my wife has better fantasies - Jon Bon Jovi, Muse Watson (NCIS), Sam Elliott, Mike Weatherly (She's a big NCIS fan), Denzel Washington...

Psst, Jim: It's the ones she isn't divulging, that your wife is probably fantasizing about.

[jimnyc]

Psst, Jim: It's the ones she isn't divulging, that your wife is probably fantasizing about.

Perhaps so, but I'm VERY confident it's not your fruity type in tights! :poke:

[Abbey Marie]

Perhaps so, but I'm VERY confident it's not your fruity type in tights! :poke:

If that was Baryshnikov, he was very much a ladies man. ;)

[Robert A Whit]

What is she seeking as a married woman?

Something like a meals on wheels sort of guy?

[tailfins]

What is she seeking as a married woman?

Something like a meals on wheels sort of guy?

In her case it would be a different kind of "meal", giving "lays" potato chips a new meaning, or soap delivery (spell Dial backwards).

Now we know who the REAL pig is!

[Robert A Whit]

In her case it would be a different kind of "meal", giving "lays" potato chips a new meaning, or soap delivery (spell Dial backwards).

Now we know who the REAL pig is!

Maybe Gabby can sit her daughter down and explain to the child what sort of guy Mommy is looking for!!!!

[Syrenn]

Hey, whatever works for ya! And I don't have self esteem issues. I KNOW I am a great guy, and one who doesn't wear tights, and prance around like a fruit. I hope you can get him some day though, best of luck! LOL


the thing you are missing about male dancers....tights or no tights.

they have strong leg muscles are very flexible....and have stamina.


:cheers2:

[Robert A Whit]

the thing you are missing about male dancers....tights or no tights.

they have strong leg muscles are very flexible....and have stamina.


:cheers2:

Bonnie used to say that about me. :beer:

[Voted4Reagan]

The Picture is of Rudolf Nureyev

Known Homosexual

Defected from Soviet Union in 1961

Died of AIDS in 1993 at the age of 54

Gay.... VERY.


EPIC GABBY FAIL YET AGAIN... He'd want no part of you!!


Try
Mikhail Baryshnikov
At least he's straight...

[jimnyc]

The Picture is of Rudolf Nureyev

Known Homosexual

Defected from Soviet Union in 1961

Died of AIDS in 1993 at the age of 54

Gay.... VERY.


EPIC GABBY FAIL YET AGAIN... He'd want no part of you!!


Try
Mikhail Baryshnikov


At least he's straight...

I told ya he was the peter pan type! LOL

[Syrenn]

I told ya he was the peter pan type! LOL




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcUs1o_YRpY

[Robert A Whit]

Might Gabby be wanting some of this guy that some claim looks like Zac Braff, the actor?

I could be wrong but I think he is called Johnny Deep.

[tailfins]

Maybe Gabby can sit her daughter down and explain to the child what sort of guy Mommy is looking for!!!!

Gabby singing her sentiments:


And he knows he can't possess me and he knows he never will


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1F5BLLFAeM

[Syrenn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQU7ZZ2i7Lg

[Syrenn]

the newest European style rage is something called mantyhose.....



Metropolitan men in Europe and the U.S. are rushing to buy (http://www.wwd.com/markets-news/intimates-activewear/mantyhose-thriving-at-emilio-cavallini-6662864?module=hp-markets) "mantyhose," which are tights for men.
“It’s definitely become a trend for men in Europe. It’s fun for them to wear, and you can see the color and patterns standing out [from] their shoes...They wear the tights with shorts, under jeans that have holes, under pants to stay warm in colder climates, or just to lounge around,” Designer Lisa Cavallini told Women's Wear Daily. (http://www.wwd.com/markets-news/intimates-activewear/mantyhose-thriving-at-emilio-cavallini-6662864?module=hp-markets) “The interest is also growing in the U.S. market, and we’ve had so many requests for mantyhose that we’ve added an extra-large size for men who are 6 feet tall and weigh up to 198 pounds.”


Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/mantyhose-are-the-latest-hot-trend-2013-1#ixzz2MtAI6Cmp



http://www.businessinsider.com/mantyhose-are-the-latest-hot-trend-2013-1


http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mantyhose_c-1-535x350.jpg

http://www.rightwingnews.com/graphics/mantyhose.jpg

[jimnyc]

I think any man wearing "mantyhose" need to turn in their man cards.

[gabosaurus]

So it is OK for guys to look at women with large boobs, but women aren't allowed to look at men with large ... packages. :rolleyes:

Just remember, a lot of women fantasize. Even married women. Even during .. intimate activities.
And if you think this doesn't apply to you, perhaps you should think again. Or go watch "When Harry Met Sally."

[tailfins]

I think any man wearing "mantyhose" need to turn in their man cards.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h3PAIrthTc

[Marcus Aurelius]

Your fantasy is a peter pan type fruity guy?

http://doddspartans.edublogs.org/2012/03/07/ballet-is-for-the-nfl/


Well, an interview was done for Sports Illustrated (http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/sports_nut/2005/08/big_men_stretching.html) about the secrets to NFL players staying in shape and preparing for games. It all started in the 1970’s when a wide receiver Lynn Swan announced that he had taken yoga and ballet classes to prepare for his games. Ever since then, NFL coaches have pushed players into taking ballet classes for strength.

So, which NFL player would you like to walk up to and call 'fruity' for taking ballet?:poke:

[Syrenn]

So it is OK for guys to look at women with large boobs, but women aren't allowed to look at men with large ... packages. :rolleyes:

Just remember, a lot of women fantasize. Even married women. Even during .. intimate activities.
And if you think this doesn't apply to you, perhaps you should think again. Or go watch "When Harry Met Sally."

just saying..... male dancers ALL wear padded dance belts (cod pieces) .

[KitchenKitten99]

the thing you are missing about male dancers....tights or no tights.

they have strong leg muscles are very flexible....and have stamina.


:cheers2:

My guy is far from being a ballet dancer... Hell, he's about as coordinated as a newborn foal sometimes. But he has plenty of stamina and no issues with his leg muscles. I don't like bird-chested weasels... give me beefy man-meat! lol...

4646

[tailfins]

My guy is far from being a ballet dancer... Hell, he's about as coordinated as a newborn foal sometimes. But he has plenty of stamina and no issues with his leg muscles. I don't like bird-chested weasels... give me beefy man-meat! lol...

4646


I think Robert would agree with you!

[Syrenn]

So it is OK for guys to look at women with large boobs, but women aren't allowed to look at men with large ... packages. :rolleyes:

Just remember, a lot of women fantasize. Even married women. Even during .. intimate activities.
And if you think this doesn't apply to you, perhaps you should think again. Or go watch "When Harry Met Sally."


i got what you trying to say with the OP. :cheers2:

[Robert A Whit]

I think Robert would agree with you!

How so?

FWIW, that is her call.

[Robert A Whit]

So it is OK for guys to look at women with large boobs, but women aren't allowed to look at men with large ... packages. :rolleyes:

Just remember, a lot of women fantasize. Even married women. Even during .. intimate activities.
And if you think this doesn't apply to you, perhaps you should think again. Or go watch "When Harry Met Sally."

Well, if you want to look at a man package, though I said Johnny Deep, the actual name is James Deen.

I suspect you will see all you want or need to see.

[Voted4Reagan]

So it is OK for guys to look at women with large boobs, but women aren't allowed to look at men with large ... packages. :rolleyes:

Just remember, a lot of women fantasize. Even married women. Even during .. intimate activities.
And if you think this doesn't apply to you, perhaps you should think again. Or go watch "When Harry Met Sally."

Gabby's Ideal man

RON JEREMY

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/212.jpg

[cadet]

So it is OK for guys to look at women with large boobs, but women aren't allowed to look at men with large ... packages. :rolleyes:


When have you ever heard of a guy complaining that he got checked out by a girl?
Of course they can look! But the rule still applies, you can look, but you can't touch.

[jimnyc]

http://doddspartans.edublogs.org/2012/03/07/ballet-is-for-the-nfl/



So, which NFL player would you like to walk up to and call 'fruity' for taking ballet?:poke:

And Swan being one of my childhood idols, no less! At least he made up for it by being a man on Sundays and helping bring the Steelers so many SB trophies!!

[KitchenKitten99]

Gabby's Ideal man

RON JEREMY

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/212.jpg

Ew nasty. He's a rare exception to the 'size matters' case. I don't care how big he is, there is nothing appealing about him in terms of looks, so no chance of even being attracted to him enough to be turned on.

Ick...just...ick.

[Voted4Reagan]

Ew nasty. He's a rare exception to the 'size matters' case. I don't care how big he is, there is nothing appealing about him in terms of looks, so no chance of even being attracted to him enough to be turned on.

Ick...just...ick.

well... 40years can make a difference...

http://www.nerve.com/files/resize/scanner/2009/06/ronjeremy-341x296.jpg

[KitchenKitten99]

So it is OK for guys to look at women with large boobs, but women aren't allowed to look at men with large ... packages. :rolleyes:

Just remember, a lot of women fantasize. Even married women. Even during .. intimate activities.
And if you think this doesn't apply to you, perhaps you should think again. Or go watch "When Harry Met Sally."

Maybe some do, but I guess they aren't as lucky to have a guy as hot as mine.

I don't need to fantasize when with him--he is more than enough to keep me interested. :cool: :dance:

[KitchenKitten99]

well... 40years can make a difference...

http://www.nerve.com/files/resize/scanner/2009/06/ronjeremy-341x296.jpg

Still ick. Needs a haircut and lose the mustache...

[Voted4Reagan]

Or go watch "When Harry Met Sally."

I guess Gabby is admitting she fakes it.... like in the diner scene

[Syrenn]

I guess Gabby is admitting she fakes it.... like in the diner scene


maybe she is just saying she likes looking at mens bodies.....

[Voted4Reagan]

maybe she is just saying she likes looking at mens bodies.....

Elevator eyes are a form of sexual harrassment.

[KitchenKitten99]

maybe she is just saying she likes looking at mens bodies.....

She alluded to fantasizing about other men while with her DH. I dunno, if your own guy can't keep you turned on that you have to think about someone else...makes me think that person is not happy and/or not attracted to their S/O enough.

Nothing wrong with admiring the other fine examples of the opposite sex (or even same sex). I just believe that making it not only obvious while doing so, but also when you are with your S/O is rude and just bad manners, as well as disrespectful to your S/O.

[Syrenn]

She alluded to fantasizing about other men while with her DH. I dunno, if your own guy can't keep you turned on that you have to think about someone else...makes me think that person is not happy and/or not attracted to their S/O enough.

Nothing wrong with admiring the other fine examples of the opposite sex (or even same sex). I just believe that making it not only obvious while doing so, but also when you are with your S/O is rude and just bad manners, as well as disrespectful to your S/O.

DH?

[SassyLady]

DH?

Dear Husband?

[SassyLady]

Merely for fantasies sake, don't you wish you could order certain guys through Guaranteed Overnight shipping?

You know, order today, get your ...package.. delivered tomorrow? :p



Do I fantasize ... yep ... there are even some men here on DP that I think about from time to time....but ordering a "package" to be delivered overnight? Not on your life ... what the hell would I do with it when the night is over and I find it sitting in my kitchen wanting breakfast?!! Rather stick to my fantasizes instead.

[avatar4321]

Hey, whatever works for ya! And I don't have self esteem issues. I KNOW I am a great guy, and one who doesn't wear tights, and prance around like a fruit. I hope you can get him some day though, best of luck! LOL

Nothing wrong with wearing tights... atleast not if you are Batman.

Im not. So I don't.

[avatar4321]

the thing you are missing about male dancers....tights or no tights.

they have strong leg muscles are very flexible....and have stamina.





Maybe i should learn to dance more...

Im sure my wife would appreciate it.

[avatar4321]

So it is OK for guys to look at women with large boobs, but women aren't allowed to look at men with large ... packages. :rolleyes:

Just remember, a lot of women fantasize. Even married women. Even during .. intimate activities.
And if you think this doesn't apply to you, perhaps you should think again. Or go watch "When Harry Met Sally."

Seems to me you are always criticizing gusy for looking at women with large boobs. Can't take ribbing back?

Did anyone say you cant look? I dont think anyone was criticiing you about where you were looking, just who you were looking at.

[avatar4321]

Do I fantasize ... yep ... there are even some men here on DP that I think about from time to time....but ordering a "package" to be delivered overnight? Not on your life ... what the hell would I do with it when the night is over and I find it sitting in my kitchen wanting breakfast?!! Rather stick to my fantasizes instead.

Cook him breakfest? :angel:

[Mr. P]

If that was Baryshnikov, he was very much a ladies man. ;)

So was Rock Hudson before aids got him. Just sayin. ;)

[Abbey Marie]

So was Rock Hudson before aids got him. Just sayin. ;)

Lol, you people crack me up.


Baryshnikov has a daughter, Aleksandra Baryshnikova (born 1981), from his relationship with actress Jessica Lange. When Baryshnikov and Lange met, he spoke very little English. They communicated in French instead.

Baryshnikov is in a long-term relationship with former ballerina Lisa Rinehart.
They have had three children together: Peter (born July 7, 1989), Anna
(born May 22, 1992), and Sofia (born May 24, 1994).
...
Baryshnikov currently owns a home at the Punta Cana Resort and Club in the Dominican Republic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail_Baryshnikov


No AIDS, either. :laugh2:

[avatar4321]

Going to go on a limb and say "no Aids" is a good thing for anyone.