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tailfins
02-27-2013, 08:25 AM
If so, I can hook you up.

Voted4Reagan
02-27-2013, 09:16 AM
i heard Jimmy likes a nice Rack.

Here you go Jimmy Boy

































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jimnyc
02-27-2013, 09:28 AM
I'd do an awful lot to see boobies, but I draw the line with my furry little friends. I couldn't even harm them at all, let alone eat them!

Voted4Reagan
02-27-2013, 09:42 AM
Well.... since you rejected such a nice Rack...

I guess you'll have to get some Boobies






























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tailfins
02-27-2013, 10:01 AM
I'd do an awful lot to see boobies, but I draw the line with my furry little friends. I couldn't even harm them at all, let alone eat them!

My wife keeps showing me pictures of the "toughest" men in her family eating roasted monkey. I smell a challenge coming on my next visit with the in-laws. Her uncle is quite a character; he used to be a Hugo Chavez aligned union agitator, then he got saved and turned away from it. In an odd way full fledged hammer-and-sickle Communists have a better grip on reality than milquetoast liberals.

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
02-27-2013, 10:04 AM
My wife keeps showing me pictures of the "toughest" men in her family eating roasted monkey. I smell a challenge coming on my next visit with the in-laws. Her uncle is quite a character; he used to be a Hugo Chavez aligned union agitator, then he got saved and turned away from it.

I've heard the tail is the best part. Try the tail next time.;)

Robert A Whit
02-27-2013, 11:20 AM
I'd do an awful lot to see boobies, but I draw the line with my furry little friends. I couldn't even harm them at all, let alone eat them!

What is up with your old lady? Doesn't she have boobies?

tailfins
02-27-2013, 11:24 AM
What is up with your old lady? Doesn't she have boobies?

He likes a box of samplers, not a bag of the same candy. I just wonder if he would get tired after seeing thousands of them.


I've heard the tail is the best part. Try the tail next time.http://www.debatepolicy.com/images/smilies/wink.png

How would you know? Are you holding back? I was thinking of thigh meat.

jimnyc
02-27-2013, 11:29 AM
What is up with your old lady? Doesn't she have boobies?

The grass is always greener on the other side, Bobby Boy!!

jimnyc
02-27-2013, 11:33 AM
He likes a box of samplers, not a bag of the same candy. I just wonder if he would get tired after seeing thousands of them.

I worked at a bagel store, as a baker, when I was very young. I ate them little things like they were going out of style. People used to say that, that you would get sick of them. They told me the same thing when I worked at a pizza joint. Till this day, I could eat bagels for breakfast and pizza for dinner every night if I could. And it goes without saying, that it's impossible to get tired of seeing boobies. That would be like getting tired of seeing kittens, or puppies. There are things in life that just bring a smile to your face. :)

jimnyc
02-27-2013, 11:36 AM
Anyone ever see "Faces of Death"? They came out with sequels too. It's a movie with actual recordings of death. Not for the weak, that's for sure. Most of it is of the human variety, but there was one really sick part. Yes, that's right, I have learned to deal with human death, but abuse of animals makes me VERY angry. I forget where it was, but there was a table with a small cutout in the center. They would place the monkey there and close the table, so only his head stuck out. The participants had small hammers and they beat it to death, and then ate it's brains. I'm not making this up, true story.

I may not succeed, but I think I would kill people like that if they tried it anywhere near me.

gabosaurus
02-27-2013, 11:40 AM
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jimnyc
02-27-2013, 11:42 AM
I'm betting that even Grumpy Cat likes boobies!

gabosaurus
02-27-2013, 11:43 AM
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Voted4Reagan
02-27-2013, 11:50 AM
I'm betting that even Grumpy Cat likes boobies!



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Robert A Whit
02-27-2013, 11:54 AM
The grass is always greener on the other side, Bobby Boy!!

My last wife had great boobs but she died. I have my photos. Won't show them due to respect for her.

jimnyc
02-27-2013, 11:55 AM
My last wife had great boobs but she died. I have my photos. Won't show them due to respect for her.

My condolences on your loss.

tailfins
02-27-2013, 12:00 PM
The grass is always greener on the other side, Bobby Boy!!

So why didn't seeing National Geographic magazine make you say "I have to go there first chance I get"? I know I did.

jimnyc
02-27-2013, 12:03 PM
So why didn't seeing National Geographic magazine make you say "I have to go there first chance I get"? I know I did.

In reference to boobies? Only boobies I ever saw on NG were of the tribal type. They don't count.

tailfins
02-27-2013, 12:05 PM
In reference to boobies? Only boobies I ever saw on NG were of the tribal type. They don't count.

Why don't they count? Don't knock 'em 'til you try 'em!

jimnyc
02-27-2013, 12:29 PM
Why don't they count? Don't knock 'em 'til you try 'em!

I'm a picky perv, what can I say!

Robert A Whit
02-27-2013, 12:32 PM
The former wife that died divorced me in 1989. We have a daughter. For her sake, I thank you for your condolences. My child is very important to me and I mourn for her sake. But the former wife was a moral and decent woman. Too bad she drank booze that last day and flat vanished at the beaches of Kauai. She left 7 kids that day with no mother.