The girl of your dreams

[gabosaurus]

The young lady is bright, talented and personable. For some reason, she has a difficult time finding dates. Might be because she is 6-9. :eek:
Any takers? Tailfins perhaps?

http://www.mngirlsbasketballhub.com/news_article/show/226036

[fj1200]

WTF is wrong with you?

[aboutime]

Gabby. You just reminded the rest of us about how that young lady is far more qualified for dates than you.

You described her, then asked if she would have trouble getting a date.

Put your photo up. Watch everybody run the other way.

[gabosaurus]

WTF is wrong with you?

It a joke, bro. The girl is a 6-9 high school basketball player. She is quite well known in Minnesota, which is where my husband's older sister lives.

[jimnyc]

WTF is wrong with you?

I don't want to sound insensitive to others afflicted with retardation, but...

6'9? I don't even think I would be able to reach boobies that high! :coffee:

[aboutime]

It a joke, bro. The girl is a 6-9 high school basketball player. She is quite well known in Minnesota, which is where my husband's older sister lives.


Really gabby. My wife has a friend in Pennsylvania who has a brother who married the sister of a friend who once lived in Minnesota, but moved to California before becoming a member of this forum, and calling herself gabby.

GO FIGURE.

[Robert A Whit]

The young lady is bright, talented and personable. For some reason, she has a difficult time finding dates. Might be because she is 6-9. :eek:
Any takers? Tailfins perhaps?

http://www.mngirlsbasketballhub.com/news_article/show/226036

This is not FAIR by Obama's standards. First she is too tall. Some of the height belongs to some other girls.

Next, she is guilty of scoring way too many points. Those points belong, and rightfully so, to other girls that played with her. And blocking those many shots, she must lift up short girls and let them block

That is pure Democrat 101.

Remember this. When they shoot so many points, they are too successful and must be taxed. The top students who are the best must donate to the school at least 39 percent of those shots to be redistributed to low scoring students.

Hell, it works for the rich and has to work for high scoring kids. To teach them the democrat 101 way of life.

[Robert A Whit]

When I started college in 1956, I was walking one day from political science to English writing.

I was just ambling along minding my own business and I suddenly caught sight of this very tall man talking to a very tall woman and she was stooped over to talk to his face. I did not know how tall she was but some student told me she was at least 6-6 and wore high heels about 4 inches tall.

I saw her but one time. What a sky scraper she was.

I recall too that from the Bay area, a pair of negro girl twins decided to not go to Cal but go to Oklahoma. They were very tall girls. Scored a hell of a lot of points too.

Stanford has had some very tall women players. I am pretty sure a number of those girls were at least 6-6.

Women that tall match up with tall men. I expect whe will marry a very tall guy.

I found out some new things about the twins. Read Wikipedia if you care.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtney_Paris (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtney_Paris)
<o:p></o:p>
Early life</SPAN><o:p></o:p>In addition to being a twin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_twins), Paris has four brothers: Wayne, David, Austin and Brandon. She has two half-brothers (Bubba's sons) William III and Christian. Her parents are Lynne Gray and former NFL (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Football_League) player William "Bubba" Paris (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubba_Paris).<o:p></o:p>
Paris transferred from Modesto Christian High School to Millennium High School (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Piedmont_High_School_(Piedmont,_Ca lifornia)_and_then&action=edit&redlink=1) in Piedmont, California (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piedmont,_California), at the start of the 2002–2003 year. Paris was named a WBCA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_Basketball_Coaches_Association) All-American.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/#cite_note-HS_All-Americans-1) She participated in the 2005 WBCA High School All-America Game (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_Basketball_Coaches_Association#WBCA_High _School_All-America_Game), where she scored three points.[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/#cite_note-box_score-2) Paris chose Oklahoma over UConn, California, Texas, UCLA, and Syracuse.<o:p></o:p>
[edit (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Courtney_Paris&action=edit&section=2&editintro=Template:BLP_editintro)] College career<o:p></o:p>Paris is the only player in NCAA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA) history, male or female, to have 700 points, 500 rebounds, and 100 blocks in a season. In 2005–06, Paris set the women's NCAA record for rebounds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebound_(basketball)) in a single season, with 539. She holds the NCAA record for most consecutive double-doubles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_(basketball)#Double-double) at 112 games, a streak which ended on February 2, 2009 against Pat Summitt and the Tennessee Lady Volunteers; however, Oklahoma won the game, denying Summitt her 1000th career victory.[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/#cite_note-soonersports-3) On February 8, 2009, Paris broke the record for most career NCAA Division I rebounds, formerly held by Wanda Ford of Drake (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_Bulldogs).[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/#cite_note-Paris_breaks_Division_1_rebounding_record-4) In the Sooners' victory in the semifinals of the Oklahoma City Regional in the 2009 NCAA Tournament (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_NCAA_Women%27s_Division_I_Basketball_Tourname nt) against Pitt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_Panthers_women%27s_basketball) on March 29, she became the first player in U.S. college basketball history—regardless of sex, governing body, or division—with 2,500 points and 2,000 rebounds in her career.[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/#cite_note-5)<o:p></o:p>
Paris also became the first freshman named to the Associated Press (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Associated_Press) All-American team in 2006, and again made the team in 2007.[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/#cite_note-Oklahoma.27s_Courtney_Paris_Is_An_All-American_Again-6) In April 2007, Paris was named the 2007 Associated Press Women's basketball player of the year. She is the first sophomore ever to win the AP Player of the year award.[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/#cite_note-Paris_named_Player_of_Year-7) She won All-American (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-American) honors again her junior year, and as a senior she became the first four-time first-team All-American (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-American) in women's basketball history.[8] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/#cite_note-8) She also won the Lowe's Senior CLASS Award (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lowe%27s_Senior_CLASS_Award), recognizing her as the nation's top senior women's basketball player.<o:p></o:p>
At Oklahoma, Paris majored in journalism.<o:p></o:p>
Paris had announced that if Oklahoma did not win the NCAA championship in 2009, her final year, she would repay her scholarship—worth about $64,000 in out-of-state tuition—to the university. She said that without a championship, "I don’t feel like I’ve earned it.”[9] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/#cite_note-9)<o:p></o:p>
On Sunday April 5, 2009, Oklahoma lost to the Louisville Cardinals 61–59. In a post-game interview with ESPN, Paris was asked if she would make do on her promise to repay her $64,000 basketball scholarship. She replied that she would but that it would take her some time. A week later, the university said that she did not have to repay her scholarship.<o:p></o:p>
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[cadet]

When I started college in 1956, I was walking one day from political science to English writing.

I was just ambling along minding my own business and I suddenly caught sight of this very tall man talking to a very tall woman and she was stooped over to talk to his face. I did not know how tall she was but some student told me she was at least 6-6 and wore high heels about 4 inches tall.

I saw her but one time. What a sky scraper she was.

I recall too that from the Bay area, a pair of negro girl twins decided to not go to Stanford but go to Oklahoma. They were very tall girls. Scored a hell of a lot of points too.

Stanford has had some very tall women players. I am pretty sure a number of those girls were at least 6-6.

Women that tall match up with tall men. I expect whe will marry a very tall guy.

There is NOTHING wrong with tall girls.
Just remember to dance close when you get the chance though ;)

(Great, now I sound like my grandpa)

[tailfins]

The young lady is bright, talented and personable. For some reason, she has a difficult time finding dates. Might be because she is 6-9. :eek:
Any takers? Tailfins perhaps?

http://www.mngirlsbasketballhub.com/news_article/show/226036

I already have a wife. However, if she just hangs around the the Comp. Sci. department of any good university or starts attending chess tournaments, her problem will quickly disappear. To speed things up, every time she loses, she just needs to repeat to her opponent how smart he is.

[Voted4Reagan]

The young lady is bright, talented and personable. For some reason, she has a difficult time finding dates. Might be because she is 6-9. :eek:
Any takers? Tailfins perhaps?

http://www.mngirlsbasketballhub.com/news_article/show/226036


#1 I bet she has no problem with dates...

#2 From the Article it seems she is putting academics on an even parity with her Sports

#3 She seems a level headed young lady bent on success and Dating will be her least ptoblem

#4 Gabosaurus always seems to make fun of people that are Different..

[aboutime]

There is NOTHING wrong with tall girls.
Just remember to dance close when you get the chance though ;)

(Great, now I sound like my grandpa)


cadet. That reminds me of an actor named Mickey Rooney who danced with a full chested movie-star who was much taller than him, and he announced "He could stand in front of her in a rainstorm...and Not Get Wet!"

That took place..I expect. Long before you were born.

[glockmail]

I love tall babes.

[glockmail]

1000 times hotter than Gabs:

4520

[Voted4Reagan]

cadet. That reminds me of an actor named Mickey Rooney who danced with a full chested movie-star who was much taller than him, and he announced "He could stand in front of her in a rainstorm...and Not Get Wet!"

That took place..I expect. Long before you were born.

Ann Miller.... Sugar Babies


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_o6cHEpBYo8/TyzczeJG8HI/AAAAAAAAFss/Ktu2lnYhQp0/s1600/AnnMillerGun.jpg

[cadet]

Ann Miller.... Sugar Babies


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_o6cHEpBYo8/TyzczeJG8HI/AAAAAAAAFss/Ktu2lnYhQp0/s1600/AnnMillerGun.jpg

I obviously grew up in the wrong decade.

[gabosaurus]

You people take things WAY too seriously.

[tailfins]

You people take things WAY too seriously.

What's the big deal? I proposed a reasonable solution to the girl's problem in the OP.

[aboutime]

You people take things WAY too seriously.


Right you are gabby. Seriously, like the upcoming 44th anniversary My Wife and I will celebrate in March.

Too bad we take things like Love, Respect, Admiration, and Honesty so seriously.

[CSM]

Ann Miller.... Sugar Babies


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_o6cHEpBYo8/TyzczeJG8HI/AAAAAAAAFss/Ktu2lnYhQp0/s1600/AnnMillerGun.jpg

What a great lookin machine gun! and huge brass shell too!

[fj1200]

It a joke, bro. The girl is a 6-9 high school basketball player. She is quite well known in Minnesota, which is where my husband's older sister lives.

Right, aboutime is the one who identified however.


Really gabby. My wife has a friend in Pennsylvania who has a brother who married the sister of a friend who once lived in Minnesota, but moved to California before becoming...

[Voted4Reagan]

You people take things WAY too seriously.

you just say things in such a socially improper manner that you need to be corrected...

if I were your parents I'd have washed your mout out with soap and grounded you every time you said things like you do..

My kids are 16,13, and 12... They have read some of the things you wrote and they ask if there is something wrong with you...

If it's that apparent to kids.... Imagine what the adults are really saying....

behind your back...

[Abbey Marie]

Ann Miller.... Sugar Babies


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_o6cHEpBYo8/TyzczeJG8HI/AAAAAAAAFss/Ktu2lnYhQp0/s1600/AnnMillerGun.jpg

So they used phallic symbols in the '40s, too. :laugh:

[Voted4Reagan]

What a great lookin machine gun! and huge brass shell too!

I met Ann Miller years ago... She was a wonderful woman and such a talented dancer and Singer...

She had her legs insured for over $1,000,000 EACH at the height of her career...

When I met her she was in her 70's... Still as gorgeous as ever...


http://youtu.be/tjmpI8gktOY

[tailfins]

you just say things in such a socially improper manner that you need to be corrected...

if I were your parents I'd have washed your mout out with soap and grounded you every time you said things like you do..

My kids are 16,13, and 12... They have read some of the things you wrote and they ask if there is something wrong with you...

If it's that apparent to kids.... Imagine what the adults are really saying....

behind your back...

Don't lean on her too hard, maybe she has a learning disability. If you had a kid with Tourette's Syndrome, would you wash their mouth out with soap?

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

What a great lookin machine gun! and huge brass shell too!

What machine gun.. o' wait yes now I see it.
Hot babe for sure. Women like that back in the day could write their own ticket. Most did too!
A very rare combo when a woman can be very sexy and wholesomely "cute" at the same time IMHO. -Tyr

[glockmail]

I met Ann Miller years ago... She was a wonderful woman and such a talented dancer and Singer...

She had her legs insured for over $1,000,000 EACH at the height of her career...

When I met her she was in her 70's... Still as gorgeous as ever...


http://youtu.be/tjmpI8gktOY

Damn those are some legs! :clap:

[Abbey Marie]

Cute number!

I'm pretty sure Shirly Temple did all those moves when she was about 6 years old. ;)

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

http://www.clickautographs.com/photos/juliet_prowse.jpg

Juliet Prowse had a great pair of legs . I had a big crush on her back in the day...


And this gal too.

http://www.amiannoying.com/(S(b15xzic52d4wx5ywhqzbykel))/view.aspx?id=30571&collection=7573

http://www.amiannoying.com/(S(b15xzic52d4wx5ywhqzbykel))/Resources/Images/photo.aspx?image=30571.jpgThe Resume


Born in Richmond, Virginia
Dancer, choreographer, and NFL cheerleader
Appeared in videos for country music stars Brooks & Dunn (http://www.amiannoying.com/(S(b15xzic52d4wx5ywhqzbykel))/View.aspx?ID=8535) and Trace Adkins
Danced on and/or choreographed TV shows; 'The Man Show,' 'Dance Your Ass Off,' 'Dog Eat Dog,' and 'Bikini Dangerous'
Attended George Mason University
Cheerleader for the Washington Redskins (http://www.amiannoying.com/(S(b15xzic52d4wx5ywhqzbykel))/View.aspx?ID=10170) and Dallas Cowboys (http://www.amiannoying.com/(S(b15xzic52d4wx5ywhqzbykel))/View.aspx?ID=8612)
Operates a dance troupe, 'Purrfect Angelz'

Why she might be annoying


She has oversized implants.
She dyes her hair and wears too much makeup.
Her troupe's dancing is little more than a barely clothed jiggle show.
She created Purrfect Angelz primarily to perform at biker events.
She and Purrfect Angelz supplanted the original 'Juggies' for the final season of 'The Man Show (http://www.amiannoying.com/(S(b15xzic52d4wx5ywhqzbykel))/View.aspx?ID=15235).'
She dated Evan Marriott (http://www.amiannoying.com/(S(b15xzic52d4wx5ywhqzbykel))/View.aspx?ID=6827).
Even she couldn't teach Trace Adkins (http://www.amiannoying.com/(S(b15xzic52d4wx5ywhqzbykel))/View.aspx?ID=13441) how to dance.

Why she might not be annoying


She won't do porn or nudity.
She has prospered financially filling a tiny niche.
Her skills as a choreographer are undeniable.
She is one of the few women to have been a cheerleader for more than one NFL team.
She has stayed out of the public eye outside of her work.
She seems determined to stick with her first loves of dancing and choreography and hasn't made a (probably ill-advised) attempt to move into something like acting or singing.
Did I mention she was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader (http://www.amiannoying.com/(S(b15xzic52d4wx5ywhqzbykel))/View.aspx?ID=8612)?





Sorry image will not post, click link to see that beautiful body and those legs.. well worth it... Tyr

[Voted4Reagan]

http://grantsgoldenbrand.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/russell-marilyn.jpg

100% Real and 100% American

Mariyln Monroe and Jane Russell

in this picture please note that Marilyn is approximately a size 12 dress...

Jane Russell was bigger....but just as gorgeous....

Curves beat Silicone any day

[Robert A Whit]

cadet. That reminds me of an actor named Mickey Rooney who danced with a full chested movie-star who was much taller than him, and he announced "He could stand in front of her in a rainstorm...and Not Get Wet!"

That took place..I expect. Long before you were born.

That tiny bug Rooney probably could hide under their skirt.

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

Or this-Tyr

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/154/raquelwelch200405030651529qu.jpg/

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/1650/raquelwelch200405030651529qu.jpg

[aboutime]

Or this-Tyr

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/154/raquelwelch200405030651529qu.jpg/

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/1650/raquelwelch200405030651529qu.jpg


She is still quite a beautiful lady, and I believe. She just turned 70.
That is a picture of PURE CLASS. Hands down, Class.

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

She is still quite a beautiful lady, and I believe. She just turned 70.
That is a picture of PURE CLASS. Hands down, Class.

I once saw a pic of her at I believe her when in her mid-fifties, man she was still as hot as the business end of a branding iron!

They all fall short when compared to the young version of Rachel Ward. I believe back then I would have boldly jumped into a cage with a tiger and fought it with only a butter knife for her! :laugh: I am serious , that lady had me totally bonkers for her.


http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/thumb/5611-Ward_R77029198.jpg

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQn1YP75NiQznsVma46VfNzkFclFXsO bgH9mX7jFgBrR9sD_V5

[avatar4321]

I married the woman of my dreams. Im quite happy about it too.

[Marcus Aurelius]

WTF is wrong with you?

You meant 'what isn't'... right?

[Voted4Reagan]

http://img0045.popscreencdn.com/25553749_sophia-loren.jpg

Sophia Loren

[cadet]

http://img0045.popscreencdn.com/25553749_sophia-loren.jpg

Sophia Loren

No offense to all of you (unless you want to take it that way)
but i'm beginning to get the feel that you're all a bunch of dirty old men! :poke:

[CSM]

No offense to all of you (unless you want to take it that way)
but i'm beginning to get the feel that you're all a bunch of dirty old men! :poke:

You do know where dirty old men come from donchya?

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

http://www.google.ca/search?as_q=pictures+of+Kim+Novak.&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&lr=&cr=&as_qdr=all&as_sitesearch=&as_occt=any&safe=images&tbs=&as_filetype=&as_rights=

http://www.suspense-movies.com/stars/kim-novak/Novak1.jpg

I loved everything about her, even her voice!!!-Tyr

[jimnyc]

No offense to all of you (unless you want to take it that way)
but i'm beginning to get the feel that you're all a bunch of dirty old men! :poke:

You say that as if there is something wrong with that? :dunno:

[Voted4Reagan]

notice how the guys here arent posting almost naked pictures of overly enhanced silicone babes?

Speaks well of our tastes in the classic beauties.....

They had STYLE, GRACE, CLASS...

Speaking of Grace....

Americas Princess...

Grace Kelly

http://i2.listal.com/image/1033639/600full-grace-kelly.jpg

[aboutime]

No offense to all of you (unless you want to take it that way)
but i'm beginning to get the feel that you're all a bunch of dirty old men! :poke:


cadet. Unless you came from a TestTube. There's a good chance A Dirty Old Man helped bring you into this world. And, as Bill Cosby once told his TV SON.


"I brought you into this world...and I can take you out!" :>)

In fact. Some day, after spending many years pretending you aren't one. YOU TOO will become a Dirty Old Man.

[hjmick]

I don't want to sound insensitive to others afflicted with retardation, but...

6'9? I don't even think I would be able to reach boobies that high! :coffee:

Then you ain't tryin'...

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

http://www.debatepolicy.com/images/debate_policy/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by jimnyc http://www.debatepolicy.com/images/debate_policy/buttons/viewpost-right.png (http://www.debatepolicy.com/showthread.php?p=617403#post617403)
I don't want to sound insensitive to others afflicted with retardation, but...

6'9? I don't even think I would be able to reach boobies that high! :coffee:



Jim, that's what they make step ladders for. Picking fruit a bit too high qualifies as great use and a just cause.;)
You bees slippin' man..;)-Tyr

[aboutime]

Jim, that's what they make step ladders for. Picking fruit a bit too high qualifies as great use and a just cause.;)
You bees slippin' man..;)-Tyr


GIVES A WHOLE, NEW MEANING TO "BEND OVER". Forget a step ladder.

[cadet]

You do know where dirty old men come from donchya?

Perverted teenagers? :laugh:
I'm told boys don't grow up, they just get taller and lose hair.


You say that as if there is something wrong with that? :dunno:

nope! :cool:


cadet. Unless you came from a TestTube. There's a good chance A Dirty Old Man helped bring you into this world. And, as Bill Cosby once told his TV SON.


"I brought you into this world...and I can take you out!" :>)

In fact. Some day, after spending many years pretending you aren't one. YOU TOO will become a Dirty Old Man.

But that day shall not be today!
Today, I can hit on anyone from 18-25 and not be considered a creepy old man!
Jealous much? :2up:

[glockmail]

notice how the guys here arent posting almost naked pictures of overly enhanced silicone babes?

Speaks well of our tastes in the classic beauties.....

They had STYLE, GRACE, CLASS...

Speaking of Grace....

Americas Princess...

Grace Kelly

http://i2.listal.com/image/1033639/600full-grace-kelly.jpg

Nice pussy...

[PostmodernProphet]

I asked but my wife says I still may not have a girl of my dreams......