Debate Policy President

[JLO]

If we had a president for this site who would you elect? You cannot elect yourself! (They have to be someone on this site)

[TheSage]

I nominate myself. I have been the most impactful member for a long time. though denied official power, my leadership is indispensable. While many on here represent corporations and the government, I represent the people of the U.S.

I rock hard.

:dance:

[JLO]

I nominate myself. I have been the most impactful member for a long time. though denied official power, my leadership is indispensable. While many on here represent corporations and the government, I represent the people of the U.S.

I rock hard.

:dance:

Did you not read the message! YOU CANNOT ELECT YOURSELF! :drillsarge:

[Said1]

No you don't. I do, peon. :laugh2:

[TheSage]

No you don't. I do, peon. :laugh2:

Ok. I vote for you!

[TheSage]

Did you not read the message! YOU CANNOT ELECT YOURSELF! :drillsarge:

That's a dumb system.

I nominate said1. OR dilloduck if she's too busy.

[Said1]

We should all nominate ourselves. Mess this thread's shit up good.

[shattered]

President for what? It's a message board.

[TheSage]

We should all nominate ourselves. Mess this thread's shit up good.

It seems like you're not really taking democracy seriously.:laugh2:

[Said1]

I'm not sure.

I saw a struggle for power and jumped right in.

[Said1]

It seems like you're not really taking democracy seriously.:laugh2:

International anarchy, man. Like totally far out.

[JLO]

President for what? It's a message board.

Well someone could organize and keep track of the posts? IF anyone has an arguement they can take it up with the president?

[shattered]

I'll vote for whomever puts into place IQ, and coherency rules for posting.

[shattered]

Well someone could organize and keep track of the posts? IF anyone has an arguement they can take it up with the president?

Well, we have Mods/Admin.. If you don't like their response, you go to Jimmy. I guess he'd be the President, eh?

[Said1]

Well someone could organize and keep track of the posts? IF anyone has an arguement they can take it up with the president?

More bureacracy? I nominate you for EU leadership.

[TheSage]

Well someone could organize and keep track of the posts? IF anyone has an arguement they can take it up with the president?

I think the president should have unlimited flaming rights.

I also nominate pale rider, and myself, one more time. And kathianne.

[JLO]

Well, we have Mods/Admin.. If you don't like their response, you go to Jimmy. I guess he'd be the President, eh?

That is true, so I guess this is just for fun to see how people feel about each other

[Said1]

I think the president should have unlimited flaming rights.

I also nominate pale rider, and myself, one more time. And kathianne.


Let's reinstate Arch jsut so we can nominate him, then ban him again.

[shattered]

That is true, so I guess this is just for fun to see how people feel about each other

Those that are friends talk in PMs. Those that don't, are fair game to be eaten at whim.

[5stringJeff]

I nominate John Doe (http://www.debatepolicy.com/member.php?u=181)

[JLO]

I nominate John Doe (http://www.debatepolicy.com/member.php?u=181)

Good one! :laugh2:

[nevadamedic]

President for what? It's a message board.

:clap:

[nevadamedic]

Well, we have Mods/Admin.. If you don't like their response, you go to Jimmy. I guess he'd be the President, eh?

Since it's Jimmy's board doesn't that make him like the Dictator?

[Doniston]

If we had a president for this site who would you elect? You cannot elect yourself! (They have to be someone on this site) I nominate Glockmail.

[glockmail]

Manu or gaffer.

[Baron Von Esslingen]

Lily gets my vote.

[Doniston]

Lily gets my vote. I might even agree with that.

[TheSage]

Manu or gaffer.

Two big fags, not a good choice.

[Gunny]

Lily gets my vote.

Great. Wouldn't be long before we had to be members of the soon to follow board union and have to pay dues.

[KarlMarx]

I think that the United Nations should take over the board. :)

[Gunny]

I think that the United Nations should take over the board. :)

Like the UN could EVER make a decision what to do with it ....:laugh2:

[KarlMarx]

Like the UN could EVER make a decision what to do with it ....:laugh2:
The way it's done now

1. Member misbehaves
2. Member gets banned

The way it will be done once the UN takes over the board
1. Member misbehaves
2. UN convenes a special session
3. UN puts together a resolution condemning the member and giving him a deadline to get his $hit together
4. Member misbehaves
5. The UN puts together another resolution condemning the member in more flowery language and giving him another deadline to get his $hit together and this time they mean it
6. UN sends Hans Blix and his merry band of inspectors to member's home to verify that member is living up the resolution
7. Member refuses to have Hans and the inspectors in, and sends them home.
8. The Russians and the Chinese are found supplying the said member in violation of the UN resolution

(several years and a dozen resolutions later)

7. A US president decides to unilaterally ban the member
8. UN Secretary General calls the ban illegal
9. Member was found bribing members of the security council with rep points
10. House and Senate Democrats pass a non binding resolution condemning US President for banning member
11. The Senate passes a bill that reinstates the member and has $20 billion dollars in spending resolution for spinach farmers, shrimp fisherman and other non related items
12. The United Nations passes another resolution that states that unless the member gets his $hit together, they will have to send him a very stern private message.
13. Michael Moore does a documentary tying Debate Policy to Haliburton and Fox News

(sometime later)
14. Nancy Pelosi flies in on her custom made Boeing 777 and attempts to make a back door deal with the banned member claiming that the Israeli Prime Minister personally handed her an envelope detailing the specifics of the peace agreement

[Gunny]

The way it's done now

1. Member misbehaves
2. Member gets banned

The way it will be done once the UN takes over the board
1. Member misbehaves
2. UN convenes a special session
3. UN puts together a resolution condemning the member and giving him a deadline to get his $hit together
4. Member misbehaves
5. The UN puts together another resolution condemning the member in more flowery language and giving him another deadline to get his $hit together and this time they mean it
6. UN sends Hans Blix and his merry band of inspectors to member's home to verify that member is living up the resolution
7. Member refuses to have Hans and the inspectors in, and sends them home.
8. The Russians and the Chinese are found supplying the said member in violation of the UN resolution

(several years and a dozen resolutions later)

7. A US president decides to unilaterally ban the member
8. UN Secretary General calls the ban illegal
9. Member was found bribing members of the security council with rep points
10. House and Senate Democrats pass a non binding resolution condemning US President for banning member
11. The Senate passes a bill that reinstates the member and has $20 billion dollars in spending resolution for spinach farmers, shrimp fisherman and other non related items
12. The United Nations passes another resolution that states that unless the member gets his $hit together, they will have to send him a very stern private message.
13. Michael Moore does a documentary tying Debate Policy to Haliburton and Fox News

(sometime later)
14. Nancy Pelosi flies in on her custom made Boeing 777 and attempts to make a back door deal with the banned member claiming that the Israeli Prime Minister personally handed her an envelope detailing the specifics of the peace agreement

:cheers2:

[Abbey Marie]

Hugo Chavez. Such a big teddy bear!

[KarlMarx]

Hugo Chavez. Such a big teddy bear!
How about Vladimir Putin? Instead of banning members, he'd have them assassinated with Polonium

[glockmail]

Two big fags, not a good choice. You have a habit of being wrong, don't you?

:laugh2:

[TheSage]

You have a habit of being wrong, don't you?

:laugh2:

No. I make a habit of whipping you senseless. you're a hard habit to break.:fu:

[Pale Rider]

The person with the most posts should be president. Second most, v.p., and so on. That way, if you wanted to be president of the board, get your post count to the top and you will be.

[glockmail]

No. I make a habit of whipping you senseless. you're a hard habit to break.:fu:
:laugh2: Any judges on that here? :laugh2:

[glockmail]

The person with the most posts should be president. Second most, v.p., and so on. That way, if you wanted to be president of the board, get your post count to the top and you will be. Shouldn't it be rep points instead?

[nevadamedic]

:laugh2: Any judges on that here? :laugh2:

Huh?

[nevadamedic]

Like the UN could EVER make a decision what to do with it ....:laugh2:

The UN is a worthless orginization that cant get anything done.

[TheSage]

Huh?

uh, oh, looks like head trauma! What day is it?:coffee:

[Doniston]

The person with the most posts should be president. Second most, v.p., and so on. That way, if you wanted to be president of the board, get your post count to the top and you will be. and it's SO importatt to have the most posts (doesn't matter what is in them, just so you have the most. ) RIGHT?

[gabosaurus]

DP doesn't have a president. There are some who believe they are dictator, though.

I would vote for Abbey. She is extremely intelligent and (unlike many others) can present an argument without using insults and degrading comments.
Plus, it would be fun to have a female president of a board full of male chauvinists. :laugh2:

[nevadamedic]

and it's SO importatt to have the most posts (doesn't matter what is in them, just so you have the most. ) RIGHT?

Does everything have to be an attack?

[gabosaurus]

Some people enjoy attacks. They can't get their point across through intelligent means.

[avatar4321]

Some people enjoy attacks. They can't get their point across through intelligent means.

That may be the way you handle things, but that doesnt make it right.

[Guernicaa]

loosecannon:clap:

[Doniston]

Does everything have to be an attack?
With Pale, if I had simply said "I disagree", it would have had the same impact) So why not be accurate???

[Kathianne]

loosecannon:clap:

Reagan :clap: :clap::clap:

Which proves what for either of us?

[nevadamedic]

With Pale, if I had simply said "I disagree", it would have had the same impact) So why not be accurate???

Not if you explain the reasons why you disagree.

[glockmail]

DP doesn't have a president. There are some who believe they are dictator, though.

I would vote for Abbey. She is extremely intelligent and (unlike many others) can present an argument without using insults and degrading comments.
Plus, it would be fun to have a female president of a board full of male chauvinists. :laugh2:


Who are you calling chauvinist, sweet cheeks? :laugh2:

[nevadamedic]

Who are you calling chauvinist, sweet cheeks? :laugh2:

I think she's refering to the Liberal males on here :laugh2:

[shattered]

The person with the most posts should be president. Second most, v.p., and so on. That way, if you wanted to be president of the board, get your post count to the top and you will be.

Can we change it to rep points? I don't post much, but I get lotsa points. :)

[Doniston]

Not if you explain the reasons why you disagree. I have not found that to be true.

[nevadamedic]

I have not found that to be true.

Because you dont sit here and give answers or explinations just attacks.

[Doniston]

Because you dont sit here and give answers or explinations just attacks. Not true. (see here is a good example. There is no purpose served to tell you why it is not true. so I don't mince words.)

[darin]

Women are typically Horrible leaders. Especially liberal women. Liberal women are perhaps the most inept of the species.

[krisy]

Women are typically Horrible leaders. Especially liberal women. Liberal women are perhaps the most inept of the species.


Except when it comes to running households :thanks:

[manu1959]

Except when it comes to running households :thanks:

rep for that......my wife could run the entire world

[krisy]

rep for that......my wife could run the entire world

A lot of wives/moms could. Key word...moms. WE are multitasking,house cleaning,bill paying,report card signing,boo boo kissing,errand running,dog and cat feeding,and in some cases working, machines

You men are great too,tho. My hubby works very hard

[manu1959]

A lot of wives/moms could. Key word...moms. WE are multitasking,house cleaning,bill paying,report card signing,boo boo kissing,errand running,dog and cat feeding,and in some cases working, machines

You men are great too,tho. My hubby works very hard

my wife works 7 days a week from 7 till 10 every day ....

[theHawk]

Some people enjoy attacks. They can't get their point across through intelligent means.




Plus, it would be fun to have a female president of a board full of male chauvinists. :laugh2:

Gee I wonder who those people are? :laugh2:

[gabosaurus]

There are DP members who are single by necessity. No female could ever live with them.
Or perhaps they tried and left in hysterics. :laugh2:

[darin]

Except when it comes to running households :thanks:

That's 'managing'...not 'leading' :D

(and I mostly replied like that to get a couple of the Feminazis here stirred up)

:D

:dance:

[theHawk]

Maybe we could have a mock election. Have two nominees run against each other. Have them all answer the same questions from a list on a wide variety of topics like in a debate. Then have them ask each other a few questions. Then afterwards have a general poll to see who wins.

[JLO]

Maybe we could have a mock election. Have two nominees run against each other. Have them all answer the same questions from a list on a wide variety of topics like in a debate. Then have them ask each other a few questions. Then afterwards have a general poll to see who wins.

WOW! This thread is more popular than I thought it would be! But good ideas!