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Kathianne
10-31-2012, 03:35 PM
This is funny:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/4-times-joe-biden-couldnt-remember-what-state-he


4 Times Joe Biden Couldn't Remember What State He Was In

But wherever he goes, he is always Joe Biden. posted <time datetime="2012-10-31T20:03:23Z">Oct 31, 2012 4:03pm EDT</time>
http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/user_images/web05/2012/4/15/21/andrewkaczynski-6548-1334540390-19_large.jpg (http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski) Andrew Kaczynski (http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski)

In Ohio, Biden talks about ads being run "here in Iowa."

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2. Biden in Virginia says "we can win North Carolina again."

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3. Biden at Wright State, which is in Ohio, twice says he is campaigning at Wayne State, which is Michigan.

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4. Biden in Florida cites "the Cleveland Plain Dealer, one of the major newspapers in this state." The Plain Dealer is in Ohio.

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gabosaurus
10-31-2012, 03:41 PM
Imagine how terrified people were with Dan Quayle. :laugh:

Robert A Whit
10-31-2012, 03:45 PM
Are you kidding me?

About Quale vs Biden?

Nobody matches the bumbling that Biden does.

Not even close.

Here is what I enjoy.

Watching Obama sbumble and fall down when his teleprompter stops working.

That is funny. Too bad Jay Leno or that jerk Letterman won't show that to the public.

Anton Chigurh
10-31-2012, 04:05 PM
Imagine how terrified people were with Dan Quayle. "MOM! The other kid did it tooooo!"

Very infantile and also a logical fallacy. Really stupid.

You are incapable of either just, not commenting or even being honest and just saying, "that's ridiculous." You feel you have to reflexively defend these louts, like you're afraid that if you don't, they might pull your liberal card! :laugh:

It's mindless reflexiveness and intentional suspension of internal honesty.

aboutime
10-31-2012, 04:46 PM
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