Top 20 (Cause 10 Ain't Enough) Reasons (Excuses) Black Folk Will Give if Obama Loses

[red states rule]

Tavis Smiley is not waiting for the votes to be counted and is offering his own list of excuses for Obama losing the election

This is what is known as show prep for Chris Matthews on election night








"They said Obama was winning!"
"I didn't get to the polls, but I did say a prayer for the brotha!"
"You know they wasn't gonna let no Black man have no two terms!"
"See, what had happened was...."
"I couldn't get my outfit together!"
"Racism."
"I must have caught that 'Romnesia,' is it 2012 already?"
"They knew in the second term he was finally gonna hook US up!"
"That damn Stacey Dash!"
"They suppressed my vote!"
"I'm part of the black bourgeoisie 1%, I had to vote for RoMONEY!"
"That line was too long!"
"I ran by the house right after work cause I had forgot my sample ballot; got me something to eat, sat down for a quick minute, and...."
"Girl, it was raining!"
"They stole it!" (Not impossible)
"It's a C-O-N-spiracy!"
"The media. Ok...Fox News Channel."
"The Illuminati took him out... he wasn't going along with the program."
"I had to work that day."
"I thought that was NEXT Tuesday! Dang, my bad."


All jokes aside, too many close elections are decided by the margin of eligible voter absence at the polls. Turnout matters.

What's YOUR excuse going to be?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tavis-smiley/top-20-reasons-if-obama-loses_b_2010647.html
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[aboutime]

Then there's this one. I thought would work well.

21. They told me Obama would be My Press-ee-dent for Life!

[fj1200]

That list is actually kind of funny, he's using a bit of satire and essentially eliminating those excuses as viable options by telling the readers that if they don't vote it's their fault. It's nothing more than a get-out-the-vote piece.

... IMO.

[red states rule]

and if a white conservative would have wrtten it, the left would be crapping in their pants while screaming RACISM

I se it more as another example as libs admitting the election is slipping away

[fj1200]

Well he's not white but I hope you're right about it slipping away.

[red states rule]

Well he's not white but I hope you're right about it slipping away.

Yea I noticed he is not white and it is clear to anyone breathing the election is slipping away from Obama

One way to tell is all the liberal media is talking about is racism and how that will deny Obama his second term

[aboutime]

Yea I noticed he is not white and it is clear to anyone breathing the election is slipping away from Obama

One way to tell is all the liberal media is talking about is racism and how that will deny Obama his second term

It's Obvious. Tavis is just looking out for Tavis, and knows he will still need a job when Obama is no longer there to defend.

[red states rule]

It's Obvious. Tavis is just looking out for Tavis, and knows he will still need a job when Obama is no longer there to defend.

Look at Brian Williams - he cannot understand why Obama is not up by 30 points



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Look at Brian Williams - he cannot understand why Obama is not up by 30 points



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I wouldn't trust Williams any further than I can throw the Obama BS.

Williams will wake up on the 7th of November, and wish he was a Republican.

[red states rule]

and here is Mr Thrill Up My Leg on the racism sweeping the nation





During “Hardball” on Wednesday, MSNBC’s Chris Matthews took on the daunting task of calling out all the “racist” things conservatives say, which, according to him, constantly “trickles out” every week. For anyone who is keeping score, the words “monkeying,” “watermelon,” and the phrase “shuck and jive” are all racist, the host revealed.

“The blatantness of this thing, I think, went through the roof the other day when Sarah Palin, who people have mixed views, put out a Facebook post titled ‘Obama’s shuck and jive ends with Benghazi lies,’” Matthews said to his guest, syndicated columnist Clarence Page.

“A dog whistle is a dog whistle. A trumpet call is another,” he continued, adding that “shuck and jive” has an “ethnic connection.”

After explaining the history of the term and mentioning that it originated in the South, Page said it disturbed him more that Palin was “jumping to conclusions” regarding the terrorist attack on the U.S. mission on Benghazi.

“That’s just paranoid politics,” he said.

But Matthews was sure it was just racism. “When you keep doing this stuff like — look at this Thompson, the kid of Tommy Thompson,” Matthews said. “I got nothing against Tommy Thompson, but he’s raising his kids wrong when the kid shouts out at some event that…[Obama] is from Kenya.”

Matthews said the racism just “trickles out” every couple weeks. The MSNBC host even found a way to find racist undertones in Donald Trump’s statement that Obama was “monkeying” with the unemployment numbers when the rate dropped to 7.8 percent earlier this month.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/wait-until-you-hear-about-the-latest-things-msnbcs-chris-matthews-finds-racist-its-a-sickness-by-the-white-people/

[aboutime]

and here is Mr Thrill Up My Leg on the racism sweeping the nation



Chris....UP HIS LEG TINGLE....Matthews is nothing but a CRACKER who wishes he was Jesse Jackson...IN DRAG.

Matthews is such a BIGOT, and RACIST Instigator. He could become the Leader of the New Black Panthers, and nobody would notice.