Black Bra

[CSM]

The Black Bra (as told by a woman):

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the doorwearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here's how it all went.

My Engaged Friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The Mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels andmask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I Had To Share My Story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,

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"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

[Little-Acorn]

In an old "Andy Capp" cartoon (anybody ever read those besides me?), his wife Flo was discussing "black silk stockings" with her friends. She asserts that they will drive men wild, and decides to wear some for her husband that night.

Andy comes home from the pub that night, drunk as usual, notices his wife, and asks, "Pardon me, luv, but when was the last time ya washed yer legs?"

[jimnyc]

Ttiwwp!!

[gabosaurus]

My husband would reply:
A -- When did you start wearing a bra?
or
B -- I hope you didn't waste a lot of money on that. :cool:

[Abbey Marie]

My husband would reply:
A -- When did you start wearing a bra?
or
B -- I hope you didn't waste a lot of money on that. :cool:


Mine would say, "Take it off". :laugh2:

[Little-Acorn]

My husband would reply:
A -- When did you start wearing a bra?
or
B -- I hope you didn't waste a lot of money on that. :cool:

To which you of course reply:

"Never mind, dear, I didn't get them for you anyway."

[gabosaurus]

To which you of course reply:

"Never mind, dear, I didn't get them for you anyway."

:laugh:

"Don't worry. I am just wearing it to take some pictures for an internet forum." :eek:

[jimnyc]

:laugh:

"Don't worry. I am just wearing it to take some pictures for an internet forum." :eek:

About time! You can PM them to me...

[gabosaurus]

About time! You can PM them to me...

Who said anything about this forum? :rolleyes: :slap:

[jimnyc]

Who said anything about this forum? :rolleyes: :slap:

Tease!

which forum?

[aboutime]

3989

Now you have a matching set to entertain with.

[gabosaurus]

Tease!

which forum?

The female feminazi forum. All of our avatars are topless self photos. :cool:
We also have a sex advice forum moderated by Ann Coulter, an expert at pleasing men of all political persuasions.

[aboutime]

The female feminazi forum. All of our avatars are topless self photos. :cool:
We also have a sex advice forum moderated by Ann Coulter, an expert at pleasing men of all political persuasions.

Too bad you'd never qualify Gabby. When you speak of 'topless' here. Most of us know, you are speaking about your own challenges of vacancy above your neck, and between your ears.

Don't give up. Strange things may happen soon.

[PostmodernProphet]

he's lucky he didn't say "Holy Crap, what are you doing here?.....Get out before the wife sees you!"........