Funnies about terrorists

[jimnyc]

Again, being lazy, not going to look to see if it were posted. But did you guys read the story last week about the Muslim idiot who was burning the American Flag, inhaled the fumes and died from it? PRICELESS!

And this of course, real or not, warms my heart! Old Glory is alive and well, and while may take an occasional beating, still likes to fight back now and again!

http://i.imgur.com/fLN19.jpg

[gabosaurus]

BFD! Idiots have been doing this for years. :p

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[aboutime]

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[Drummond]

I've a couple of examples of British humour to add ... these links lead to a site unofficially run by members of the British Army. They run a spoof version of Wikipedia (an online resource just crying out to be lampooned, if ever there was one) .. which they call 'Arrsepedia'.

Being run by the British Army (.. sort of ..) for servicemen, of course you'll get a lot of 'squaddie humour' ... so their site is replete with it (gentle warning) ...

Three offerings, then ...

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Hamas

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Jihad

... and finally, this one, which might just spur a passing Muslim to hurriedly check out his local bomb factory for any good deals to be had from it ....

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Mohammed


A Muslim was killed in a car accident and he arrives at the gates of heaven.

St. Peter says: "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven."

The Muslim says: "Nice to meet you Peter but I'm a Muslim and I want to meet Mohammed.

St. Peter says: "Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and you will meet Mohammed"

The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there is Moses. Moses says: "Hi I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven".

The Muslim is very excited. "Moses, it's such an honor to meet you. But like I told St. Peter, I'm a Muslim and I really want to meet Mohammed".

Moses says: "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will meet Mohammed." The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he can't see anything but bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks: "Who are you?"

The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Heaven". God walks over and shakes his hand. The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak. He says to God: "Sir, it is such an honor to meet you - I can't believe it - this place is great. But I'm a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really want to meet Mohammed."

God says: "Ohh... You're here to see Mohammed. I see. No problem. Have a seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?" The Muslim says: "I would love a cup of coffee." God yells into the kitchen: "Yo Mohammed. 2 coffees!!!"

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

I've a couple of examples of British humour to add ... these links lead to a site unofficially run by members of the British Army. They run a spoof version of Wikipedia (an online resource just crying out to be lampooned, if ever there was one) .. which they call 'Arrsepedia'.

Being run by the British Army (.. sort of ..) for servicemen, of course you'll get a lot of 'squaddie humour' ... so their site is replete with it (gentle warning) ...

Three offerings, then ...

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Hamas

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Jihad

... and finally, this one, which might just spur a passing Muslim to hurriedly check out his local bomb factory for any good deals to be had from it ....

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Mohammed

I've been there a few times reading , thanks for the link to it my friend. Man, some of the Brit military lingo threw me a bit but I could understand enough of it .. -Tyr

[red states rule]

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz100112APR-A20121001094516.jpg

[logroller]

I've a couple of examples of British humour to add ... these links lead to a site unofficially run by members of the British Army. They run a spoof version of Wikipedia (an online resource just crying out to be lampooned, if ever there was one) .. which they call 'Arrsepedia'.

Being run by the British Army (.. sort of ..) for servicemen, of course you'll get a lot of 'squaddie humour' ... so their site is replete with it (gentle warning) ...

Three offerings, then ...

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Hamas

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Jihad

... and finally, this one, which might just spur a passing Muslim to hurriedly check out his local bomb factory for any good deals to be had from it ....

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Mohammed

Two coffees...heard the same only with two teas. Seems to be a good joke though; so I don't think anyone's gonna blowup a Starbucks.