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ringotuna
09-15-2012, 03:35 PM
So yesterday I got my bi-annual hair cut in Abe's barn and at the hands of Joe and his horse clippers. Word of the event went out via e-mail notices, texts and twitters. The crowd gathered for the ceremony. As the little birdies gathered and waited impatiently in the trees for their chance to snatch my lucious folicles to line their nests, a hush fell over the crowd. As the silken strands began to fall, a lightening bolt from the cloudless sky shattered the silence signaling a higher approval. When the deed was done we scattered the offerings in the pasture, that part of me could return to the earth from whence it came, we raised our glasses in a reverent toast and all was good with the world.

After that we all got pretty drunk and had skidsteer races around Abes barn. :thumb:

WiccanLiberal
09-15-2012, 06:15 PM
So does this make you only a single degree from Kevin Bacon?? An Oracle Number of ONE Wow!

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And for those of you interested in knowing, The Oracle of Bacon... http://oracleofbacon.org/

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
09-15-2012, 07:53 PM
So yesterday I got my bi-annual hair cut in Abe's barn and at the hands of Joe and his horse clippers. Word of the event went out via e-mail notices, texts and twitters. The crowd gathered for the ceremony. As the little birdies gathered and waited impatiently in the trees for their chance to snatch my lucious folicles to line their nests, a hush fell over the crowd. As the silken strands began to fall, a lightening bolt from the cloudless sky shattered the silence signaling a higher approval. When the deed was done we scattered the offerings in the pasture, that part of me could return to the earth from whence it came, we raised our glasses in a reverent toast and all was good with the world.

After that we all got pretty drunk and had skidsteer races around Abes barn. :thumb:

I am sure that getting "pretty drunk' was called for after getting your head wacked on with a pair of horse clippers in a barn. Myself, I'd have to get drunk before the majestic event.-;)-Tyr

ringotuna
09-16-2012, 05:28 AM
It get's boring out here in the flatlands. We kinda have to make our own fun.

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
09-16-2012, 09:19 AM
It get's boring out here in the flatlands. We kinda have to make our own fun.

I can see your point on that. When a young man drinking good whiskey and chasing/catching wild women was fun. Now after givin that up, its kinda petered down to avoiding traffic tickets, doing yardwork and paying bills on time. Ain't life just great?;)-TZS

gabosaurus
09-16-2012, 11:01 AM
Life in Merkyl is always exciting.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/rcc/rcc-45a7b80b48511Hillbillies2.jpg

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
09-16-2012, 03:01 PM
Life in Merkyl is always exciting.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/rcc/rcc-45a7b80b48511Hillbillies2.jpg

I believe there is photo thread here somewhere. Wouldnt it be a better place to post your family photos Gabby?