Al Qaeda's suicide bomber jobs offered! No joke!

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

http://www.timesofisrael.com/al-qaeda-posts-suicide-bombers-wanted-ad/

Short-lived employment Al-Qaeda’s ‘suicide bombers wanted’ adJob offer on closed Internet forum seeks applicants who are utterly committed to completing their missionBy Asher Zeiger August 14, 2012, 2:57 pm 169
Apparently low on bombers, al-Qaeda is running a (short-term) employment advertisement on its Shumukh al-Islam Internet forum. Under the heading “Area of activity: The planet Earth,” the ad seeks jihadists to carry out suicide attacks.

Applicants must be Muslim, mentally mature, dedicated, able to listen, and utterly committed to completing their mission, the Hebrew daily Yedioth Ahronoth reported on Tuesday.

Several email addresses are provided for applicants. While their real names are not required, candidates are asked to send details of their nickname or handle, their age, marital status, languages spoken and a list of passports in their possession.

The ad on the forum, which is accessible only to al-Qaeda members, specifies the targets of the terror attacks that applicants will be expected to carry out, including “People who fight Islam and Muslims” and enemy “financial, military and media targets.”

No joke the vermin are advertising for stupidcide bombers! Should read , want life to be a blast, join us and go lots of places and expand your horizons , in pieces.-Tyr

[aboutime]

Wonder IF they would be eligible for Obamacare, and Will they be issued EAR PLUGS?
(Allah forbid, they'd test their suicide bombs, and lose their hearing)

[gabosaurus]

I hope one of you applied. It would be a perfect way to infiltrate a terrorist group and bring them down. :salute:

[jafar00]

What a great opportunity. You get to travel to exotic locations, the chance to socialise with high society and political elites, all the goat and camel meat you can eat and you are guaranteed to lose weight at the end of your contract!

Not only that, but a fetching uniform vest is supplied free of charge!

Seriously, who comes up with this BS?.... oh... Israeli media. I might have guessed.

[Dilloduck]

What a great opportunity. You get to travel to exotic locations, the chance to socialise with high society and political elites, all the goat and camel meat you can eat and you are guaranteed to lose weight at the end of your contract!

Not only that, but a fetching uniform vest is supplied free of charge!

Seriously, who comes up with this BS?.... oh... Israeli media. I might have guessed.

SHHHHH---someone here believes that stuff. :laugh:

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

Wonder IF they would be eligible for Obamacare, and Will they be issued EAR PLUGS?
(Allah forbid, they'd test their suicide bombs, and lose their hearing)

I suggest that they all test their bombvests out in the secluded desert to avoid the shame of one of them being a dud. :laugh2: -Tyr

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

SHHHHH---someone here believes that stuff. :laugh:

BAAHHAHA , somebody here thinks its just propaganda.. And they will miss thier chance to grab that career enhancing opportunity. Go for it , the perks are a real blast... -:laugh:-Tyr

[jafar00]

I suggest that they all test their bombvests out in the secluded desert to avoid the shame of one of them being a dud. :laugh2: -Tyr

I hear the Negev is the place of choice :p

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

I hear the Negev is the place of choice :p

My guess is that more densely populated areas of Israel are the place of choice and not that desolated desert region.
You hear? My , my who have you been talking to? ;)-Tyr

[gabosaurus]

Tyr is missing a great experience! This could be the biggest blow (up) job of his life!
I bet they would even make him an honorary Muslim, which would entitle him to 47 virgin camels upon completion of his holy task.

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

Tyr is missing a great experience! This could be the biggest blow (up) job of his life!
I bet they would even make him an honorary Muslim, which would entitle him to 47 virgin camels upon completion of his holy task.

I eat animals , I dont mate with them but not strange that you would link that perversion with the subject being terrorist muslims. Biggest job of my life is staying alive long enough to raise my son! All else pales in comparison , even fighting muslims should they ever force it here .-Tyr

[gabosaurus]

I eat animals , I dont mate with them but not strange that you would link that perversion with the subject being terrorist muslims. Biggest job of my life is staying alive long enough to raise my son! All else pales in comparison , even fighting muslims should they ever force it here .-Tyr

We need to introduce your son to my daughter. She will turn him into a Spanish-speaking liberal with a love of Bruce Springsteen and B.B. King.

[jafar00]

My guess is that more densely populated areas of Israel are the place of choice and not that desolated desert region.
You hear? My , my who have you been talking to? ;)-Tyr

I just think they should blow holes in the sand on enemy turf instead of their own.

That got me to thinking, should Iran test the nuke they are apparently building in the negev too? No use irradiating their own deserts.


I eat animals , I dont mate with them but not strange that you would link that perversion with the subject being terrorist muslims. Biggest job of my life is staying alive long enough to raise my son! All else pales in comparison , even fighting muslims should they ever force it here .-Tyr

Have you eaten Camel? There is a restaurant not far from my place that makes a mean Camel Kofta. Wanna join me for lunch? I promise I will not use any Anthrax in yours :p

[aboutime]

Tyr is missing a great experience! This could be the biggest blow (up) job of his life!
I bet they would even make him an honorary Muslim, which would entitle him to 47 virgin camels upon completion of his holy task.


Just like you jafar. You get the 72 year old virgin, and you offer Tyr the 47 camels for making a martyr out of you?

Guess you weren't happy with the first 47 camels for yourself. So, you ate them instead.

[Voted4Reagan]

Funny how the leadership of these organizations are too cowardly to lead by example.....

Chicken Shits!!

[Little-Acorn]

"No experience needed......"

[taft2012]

"No experience needed......"

<scratches head> How do you know if you're good at the job?

Are they an equal opportunity employer?

I bet Obama is trying to figure out, at this very minute, how to tax 72 virgins in the afterlife.

[Little-Acorn]

<scratches head> How do you know if you're good at the job?


Simple.

Experienced applicants are the ones that weren't very good at it.