Redneck pick up lines

[jackass]

1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer
hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,but I bet I can make yer
"bed-rock."

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,...........every time I think of it
my nuts tighten up.

[jimnyc]

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

This is a keeper, must work wonders on the ladies! :beer:

[Nienna]

I think I have heard something like #5. Didn't work, though. Hard to get one past ME!

;)

[jackass]

I think I have heard something like #5. Didn't work, though. Hard to get one past ME!

;)

Ok whats the worst one ever said to you?? And which one worked?

[Nienna]

Ok whats the worst one ever said to you?? And which one worked?

Well, my husband tried to tell me he was sterile. I didn't buy that one (see how smart I am!). But, there was a guy in a club who kept asking me what time it was, and I kept pointing to my wrist and saying I didn't have a watch, but he kept inching closer & closer and asking about the time. I thought he couldn't understand what I was saying bc the music was so loud, and that he was getting closer to hear me better. I fell for that one. He WASN'T getting closer so that he could hear me better. :eek2:

[jackass]

Hahaaha...why would he say he was sterile?

You have to be careful of us guys...were always up to no good! :)

[Nienna]

Hahaaha...why would he say he was sterile?

:innocent eyes: I have NO idea! What could he have been trying to get at?


You have to be careful of us guys...were always up to no good! :)

My mama tried to tell me...
:)

[Nienna]

Any other ladies or guys? What pick-up lines have been used on you, and how did you respond?

[Nienna]

NO ONE else has ever been hit on in an interesting way? or ANY way? :)