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jimnyc
06-01-2012, 03:17 PM
This had me cracking up!

http://i46.tinypic.com/2ppgeas.jpg
fj1200
06-01-2012, 10:34 PM
^Good to see your brother out there trying to make friends.
SassyLady
06-01-2012, 11:25 PM
I saw this bird ... he's trying to mate with the doves under my trees. What did this guy tell him to make this poor bird so confused?
logroller
06-01-2012, 11:42 PM
I saw this bird ... he's trying to mate with the doves under my trees. What did this guy tell him to make this poor bird so confused?
"Don't be a homo." Birds don't get it.
jimnyc
06-02-2012, 10:23 AM
^Good to see your brother out there trying to make friends.

Shit, that's funny, I'm gonna post it on his Facebook page! :lol:
jimnyc
06-02-2012, 10:24 AM
"Don't be a homo." Birds don't get it.

It used to be "Well, it's natural, we see the animals doing it all the time".

And now it's the animals turn "Well, the humans do it..."
aboutime
06-02-2012, 10:35 PM
This had me cracking up!

http://i46.tinypic.com/2ppgeas.jpg


That reminded me of Red Skelton. Many of you have probably never heard of him. But he was a classic comedian from the 50's, and 60's on Black and White TV.
He had a story about two birds...flying over Washington DC.
The birds were named Gertrude, and Heathcliff.
Heathcliff looked at Gertrude, squeezed his wings together... and said to Gertrude:

"Look down there....This one's on the House". (Meaning a dropping on the White House)
I know it makes me sound much older than all of you. But that's what happens...after all of you get Older too!