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jimnyc
04-19-2012, 01:02 PM
I imagine I would be just like this cool little character!

http://i42.tinypic.com/262lbgw.jpg
ConHog
04-19-2012, 01:08 PM
I imagine I would be just like this cool little character!

http://i42.tinypic.com/262lbgw.jpg

What are the odds of you evolving into a monkey? :dance:


BAZINGA
jimnyc
04-19-2012, 01:14 PM
What are the odds of you evolving into a monkey? :dance:


BAZINGA

If I had a son he would look just like the monkey!
ConHog
04-19-2012, 01:17 PM
If I had a son he would look just like the monkey!

prolly be as perverted to. LOL
jimnyc
04-19-2012, 01:20 PM
prolly be as perverted to. LOL

That would be awesome. I could train my monkey to pull down the tops of women. You can't very well call the cops on an innocent little monkey? That's like the movie Hangover 2 - they have the monkey being a drug dealer, he takes the money and goes and get drugs and brings it back. The guy says "Monkey is great middle man. You ever see monkey in jail?" :laugh:
ConHog
04-19-2012, 01:25 PM
That would be awesome. I could train my monkey to pull down the tops of women. You can't very well call the cops on an innocent little monkey? That's like the movie Hangover 2 - they have the monkey being a drug dealer, he takes the money and goes and get drugs and brings it back. The guy says "Monkey is great middle man. You ever see monkey in jail?" :laugh:

If ur kid is cute enough , you don't have to have them pull the women's tops off, the women will do it for you themselves. When I was a single dad of a young son it didn't take long to figure out that women LOVE a single daddy. I was a DILF. :laugh2: Well, I still am, but not available.
RadiomanATL
04-19-2012, 03:37 PM
We are cunning and wily creatures.
Kathianne
04-19-2012, 03:38 PM
We are cunning and wily creatures.

Indeed. Can't hit you right, center, or left! Damn! ;)
gabosaurus
04-19-2012, 11:21 PM
What do you mean "if?" :cool:
RadiomanATL
04-20-2012, 12:10 PM
Indeed. Can't hit you right, center, or left! Damn! ;)

I'm always up for hittin' it.
PostmodernProphet
04-23-2012, 07:50 AM
if you were a monkey, would you still throw your feces?......
jimnyc
04-23-2012, 01:35 PM
if you were a monkey, would you still throw your feces?......

Only at liberals :laugh:
gabosaurus
04-23-2012, 06:02 PM
Only at liberals :laugh:

One thing about ConReps, they are never short of feces. Haven't met one yet that wasn't full of it. :rolleyes: