So There I was at Jess's Sister's ...

[Gunny]

.. and did a total nose dive in the mud. Just freakin' yuck. Funny thing is, they were waiting for me to melt down over it. I was too busy laughing at myself.

[WayInstain]

.. and did a total nose dive in the mud. Just freakin' yuck. Funny thing is, they were waiting for me to melt down over it. I was too busy laughing at myself.

Pics or it didn't happen. :popcorn:

[Gunny]

Pics or it didn't happen. :popcorn:

Trust me. It happened. Got the boots on the porch to prove it.

Not to mention Jess n sis laughted their butt's off at me. And no, you DON'T get pics of THAT.

[CSM]

Trust me. It happened. Got the boots on the porch to prove it.

Not to mention Jess n sis laughted their butt's off at me. And no, you DON'T get pics of THAT.

Ometimes, you just HAVE to laugh ....

[WayInstain]

Trust me. It happened. Got the boots on the porch to prove it.

Not to mention Jess n sis laughted their butt's off at me. And no, you DON'T get pics of THAT.

Damn.

How'd they rate your dive? Did you stick the landing? Or did the landing just make you sticky? :laugh:

[Gunny]

Ometimes, you just HAVE to laugh ....

I was cracking up. They were mortified. Apparently, my predecessor didn't have quite the same sense of humor I do. They didn't know what to do with me laughing at myself.

[CSM]

I was cracking up. They were mortified. Apparently, my predecessor didn't have quite the same sense of humor I do. They didn't know what to do with me laughing at myself.


Well, I'm betting that you have rolled around in the mud more than once, given your past profession ... and that was intentional.

[Gunny]

Well, I'm betting that you have rolled around in the mud more than once, given your past profession ... and that was intentional.

Oddly enough, it tasted like mud.

[Jess]

Damn.

How'd they rate your dive? Did you stick the landing? Or did the landing just make you sticky? :laugh:

Only my sister got to see it but she was pretty impressed with his commitment to the dive. Four-point landing and he had the muddy clothes to prove it.

And she tried really hard not to laugh. Mostly, she was concerned that the old fella fell and broke his hip on her property. :whistling2:

[Gunny]

Only my sister got to see it but she was pretty impressed with his commitment to the dive. Four-point landing and he had the muddy clothes to prove it.

And she tried really hard not to laugh. Mostly, she was concerned that the old fella fell and broke his hip on her property. :whistling2:

I'm calling James Sokolove.

[Jess]

I'm calling James Sokolove.

Go for it, sweetheart.

A. She warned you it was greasy on top, which is why we didn't drive the truck across that area.

B. It was an act of God. He's trying to get your attention one way or another. :halo9:

[Gunny]

Go for it, sweetheart.

A. She warned you it was greasy on top, which is why we didn't drive the truck across that area.

B. It was an act of God. He's trying to get your attention one way or another. :halo9:

Uh huh. You're in trouble.:laugh:

[Jess]

Uh huh. You're in trouble.:laugh:

Not thinking so. You'll notice that YOU are the one that God whapped in the back and sent flying to the prone position. It's a sign, dude. :poke:

[Gunny]

Not thinking so. You'll notice that YOU are the one that God whapped in the back and sent flying to the prone position. It's a sign, dude. :poke:

:guns2:

[Jess]

:guns2:

I ain't scared. All I gotta do is sic the minions on you.

Or lead you to a muddy spot. :neener:

[Gunny]

I ain't scared. All I gotta do is sic the minions on you.

Or lead you to a muddy spot. :neener:

:smoke:

[gabosaurus]

I can envision it now...

http://images.inmagine.com/400nwm/iris/auroraphotosrm-009/ptg01728134.jpg

[Gunny]

I ain't scared. All I gotta do is sic the minions on you.

Or lead you to a muddy spot. :neener:

All you REALLY need is a 800 lb pig for me to gawk at and not pay attention to the ruts. I swear I've never seen a pig that big in my life. No wonder everyone's always scrambling to provide the sis with slop. :laugh:

[Mr. P]

Man, if ya really wanted to screw with the extended family, you should have screamed "INCOMING" as you went down! Then laughed yer ass off, cuz you slipped and scared the hell outta em! All at once. :laugh:

[Gunny]

Man, if ya really wanted to screw with the extended family, you should have screamed "INCOMING" as you went down! Then laughed yer ass off, cuz you slipped and scared the hell outta em! All at once. :laugh:

Nah. I like Jess's sis. I'd bet money against her and most guys.:laugh:

'Cept she owns an 800 lb pig ...

[gabosaurus]

'Cept she owns an 800 lb pig ...

I doubt Jess owns her sister. :thumb:

[ConHog]

I doubt Jess owns her sister. :thumb:

Da fuck? I reported, new rule no family, try reading it.

[gabosaurus]

http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0408/BOYImage3.jpg

[ConHog]

All you REALLY need is a 800 lb pig for me to gawk at and not pay attention to the ruts. I swear I've never seen a pig that big in my life. No wonder everyone's always scrambling to provide the sis with slop. :laugh:

3310

but he's "only " around 400 lbs.

[darin]

http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0408/BOYImage3.jpg

Gabs - do you KNOW Jess and her Sister? That is to ask: Are you close enough to them to be making jokes which, on the surface, seem mean-spirited? Maybe you'll apologize and we'll move on?

[gabosaurus]

Gabs - do you KNOW Jess and her Sister? That is to ask: Are you close enough to them to be making jokes which, on the surface, seem mean-spirited? Maybe you'll apologize and we'll move on?

I'll apologize and move on if you promise not to make me meet Jess and her sister. :p

[darin]

Gabs removed from thread. Sorry Jess.

[Jess]

The next time we're over there, I'll take a picture of Mary to post here (that's the pet pig). We're just trying to figure out what to use for comparison, so you get the idea of how big she really is. Gunny says you have to see it to believe it. :laugh:

[Mr. P]

Nah. I like Jess's sis. I'd bet money against her and most guys.:laugh:

'Cept she owns an 800 lb pig ...

Now, with this flaming of family thing at the forefront of our minds, I don't think it's a good idea to refer to her husband like that, Gunny. Just sayin :laugh:

[Jess]

Now, with this flaming of family thing at the forefront of our minds, I don't think it's a good idea to refer to her husband like that, Gunny. Just sayin :laugh:

Nah, she thinks men are pretty much worthless. She has a bumper sticker that says "Men are not pigs. Pigs are intelligent, sensitive creatures.":cool:

[Mr. P]

Nah, she thinks men are pretty much worthless. She has a bumper sticker that says "Men are not pigs. Pigs are intelligent, sensitive creatures.":cool:

:laugh: