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RadiomanATL
02-18-2012, 07:55 PM
I'll confess,

I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night.

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all,

and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers,

and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that? I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea,

and I wondered what her daughter might look like,

I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink,

'tonight's your lucky night'.

We went back to her place.

We walked in.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom...you still awake?'

Jess
02-18-2012, 08:01 PM
Ewwwwwww! :eek:

CSM
02-20-2012, 10:12 AM
Ewwwwwww! :eek:

I'm thinking if you're 90 years old, a 60 year old hottie might look pretty damned good!

Jess
02-20-2012, 10:43 AM
I'm thinking if you're 90 years old, a 60 year old hottie might look pretty damned good!

And her mom too? I dunno, CSM.

But then again, I'm not a guy.

Noir
02-27-2012, 06:11 PM
Reminds me of a few months ago, when i overheard this in work between two drunk customers...

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j176/jonathan-mcc/drunks.png