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Little-Acorn
02-08-2012, 07:27 PM
Amidst whining Occupiers, govts forcing us to buy private products, gays getting "married" by court decree, governments spending more than the National GDP, and other bizarre insanity, a ray of light breaks through the darkening clouds.

A Federal judge tells a bunch of leftist fanatic nutcases that they are nothing more than a bunch of leftist fanatic nutcases.

Was wondering if that EVER was going to happen again.

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Federal Judge Tosses Whale Slavery Case
Judge Dismissed PETA's Lawsuit Seeking Constitutional Rights For SeaWorld Orcas

POSTED: 4:07 pm PST February 8, 2012
UPDATED: 4:16 pm PST February 8, 2012

SAN DIEGO -- A federal judge in San Diego on Wednesday dismissed an unprecedented lawsuit seeking to grant constitutional protection against slavery to a group of orcas that perform at SeaWorld parks, saying the 13th amendment applies only to humans.

U.S. District Judge Jeffrey Miller stopped the case from proceeding two days after he became the first judge in U.S. history to listen to arguments in court over the possibility of granting constitutional rights for members of an animal species.

"As 'slavery' and 'involuntary servitude' are uniquely human activities, as those terms have been historically and contemporaneously applied, there is simply no basis to construe the Thirteenth Amendment as applying to non-humans," Miller wrote in his ruling.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals filed the lawsuit in October and named five whales as plaintiffs. PETA says the wild-captured orcas are enslaved by SeaWorld because they are held in concrete tanks against their will and forced to perform in shows at its parks in San Diego and Orlando, Fla.

ConHog
02-08-2012, 07:31 PM
Amidst whining Occupiers, Gays getting "married" by court decree, Governments spending more than the National GDP, and other bizarre insanity, a ray of light breaks through the darkening clouds.

A Federal judge tells a bunch of leftist fanatic nutcases that they are nothing more than a bunch of leftist fanatic nutcases.

Was wondering if that EVER was going to happen again.

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http://www.10news.com/news/30412432/detail.html?treets=sand&tml=sand_break&ts=T&tmi=sand_break_1_06130102082012

Federal Judge Tosses Whale Slavery Case
Judge Dismissed PETA's Lawsuit Seeking Constitutional Rights For SeaWorld Orcas

POSTED: 4:07 pm PST February 8, 2012
UPDATED: 4:16 pm PST February 8, 2012

SAN DIEGO -- A federal judge in San Diego on Wednesday dismissed an unprecedented lawsuit seeking to grant constitutional protection against slavery to a group of orcas that perform at SeaWorld parks, saying the 13th amendment applies only to humans.

U.S. District Judge Jeffrey Miller stopped the case from proceeding two days after he became the first judge in U.S. history to listen to arguments in court over the possibility of granting constitutional rights for members of an animal species.

"As 'slavery' and 'involuntary servitude' are uniquely human activities, as those terms have been historically and contemporaneously applied, there is simply no basis to construe the Thirteenth Amendment as applying to non-humans," Miller wrote in his ruling.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals filed the lawsuit in October and named five whales as plaintiffs. PETA says the wild-captured orcas are enslaved by SeaWorld because they are held in concrete tanks against their will and forced to perform in shows at its parks in San Diego and Orlando, Fla.

Only thing that would have been better is if he had fined the fuck out of them.

DragonStryk72
02-08-2012, 07:53 PM
So what PETA is say is.... they are representing the Orcas without their prior consent, along with putting their case before a judge without their permission. If you're gonna try and grant them Constitutional Rights, then really they have the right to speak on their own behalf.

I would have sooo called for the lawyers pushing the suit to be disbarred.

ConHog
02-08-2012, 07:55 PM
So what PETA is say is.... they are representing the Orcas without their prior consent, along with putting their case before a judge without their permission. If you're gonna try and grant them Constitutional Rights, then really they have the right to speak on their own behalf.

I would have sooo called for the lawyers pushing the suit to be disbarred.

Nah, don't disbar them, fine them, maybe they'd be dumb enough to file similarly stupid lawsuits in the future becoming a regular source of extra income for the government.

PostmodernProphet
02-09-2012, 08:07 AM
I would have sooo called for the lawyers pushing the suit to be disbarred.

depends.....if he took a $500k non-refundable retainer from PETA we should probably applaud him......