My Kitty

[Gunny]

....:martian:

[Jess]

Yes?

What about your kitty?

[Gunny]

Yes?

What about your kitty?

Up for sale.

[Jess]

Up for sale.

Which one?_

[shattered]

Up for sale.

Wow.. Something other than me up for sale? Say it ain't so...

Good kitty!

[shattered]

Which one?_

If it's the lil bitty one, I'll buy it.

[Jess]

If it's the lil bitty one, I'll buy it.

She's been a sick lil kitty lately. Feeling better now tho. She was barfing, not eating ... Poor thing.

[shattered]

She's been a sick lil kitty lately. Feeling better now tho. She was barfing, not eating ... Poor thing.

What did Gunny do to that poor little baby? :mad:

[Jess]

What did Gunny do to that poor little baby? :mad:

I don't know but it MUST be his fault.

Probably second-hand smoke ...

[shattered]

I don't know but it MUST be his fault.

Probably second-hand smoke ...

That's gotta be it. You should send her to me for safe keeping. I won't let her outside while I smoke. She can sit in the cozy window seat...

[Jess]

Here's the cute little kitty - although she looks kinda evil here ...

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[Jess]

And here's the kitty that's up for sale - Marvin the Lardbutt ...

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[Gunny]

Which one?_

I'm keeping the cute one.

[Gunny]

She's been a sick lil kitty lately. Feeling better now tho. She was barfing, not eating ... Poor thing.

I know how she feels. "cept for the "cute" part.

[Gunny]

What did Gunny do to that poor little baby? :mad:

Uh huh. Me hurt a cat? I'm thinking NOT.

[Jess]

I'm keeping the cute one.

Marvin's cute in his own way ... well, kind of.

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(The stuff on the floor around him is his "medicinal" catnip.):cool:

[Gunny]

And here's the kitty that's up for sale - Marvin the Lardbutt ...

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Poor :martian: Doesn't even know he's on EBay with shattered as a package deal.

[shattered]

Uh huh. Me hurt a cat? I'm thinking NOT.

Your scowl alone could frighten the poor thing half to death!

[krisy]

That long haired black kitty is beautiful. The chubby one has me thinking I'm underfeeding my kitties :)

[Mr. P]

And here's the kitty that's up for sale - Marvin the Lardbutt ...

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You can't sell P I mean a cat, it's illegal! Well, it is here anyway. :laugh:

[shattered]

Poor :martian: Doesn't even know he's on EBay with shattered as a package deal.

Hey! :slap:

Did I mention Jess is the high bidder?

[Jess]

That long haired black kitty is beautiful. The chubby one has me thinking I'm underfeeding my kitties :)

The black one is young, fun, sweet. Marvin is ... well, Marvin. He's a fat cat with issues. *sigh* Go figure he'd be the one I bring home. :rolleyes:

Marvin is a good cat in his own way. He snuggles on his own terms, does not like to be picked up, doesn't want his feet or his belly touched and if he falls asleep on your feet, they fall asleep too. But he was my snuggle buddy last winter and was here when I got home from work every day.

He was at the animal shelter - 5 yrs old, declawed all the way around and neutered. How many others would adopt him? But he was exactly what I wanted. Everybody's happy. :)

[Jess]

Hey! :slap:

Did I mention Jess is the high bidder?

:laugh:

[Abbey Marie]

The black one is young, fun, sweet. Marvin is ... well, Marvin. He's a fat cat with issues. *sigh* Go figure he'd be the one I bring home. :rolleyes:

Marvin is a good cat in his own way. He snuggles on his own terms, does not like to be picked up, doesn't want his feet or his belly touched and if he falls asleep on your feet, they fall asleep too. But he was my snuggle buddy last winter and was here when I got home from work every day.

He was at the animal shelter - 5 yrs old, declawed all the way around and neutered. How many others would adopt him? But he was exactly what I wanted. Everybody's happy. :)

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[ConHog]

So, basically this is a thread for trying to sell pussy? :slap:

[gabosaurus]

My cat is evil, cantankerous and believes (rightfully) that he runs the house. My cat is pampered and spoiled beyond reality, primarily by my daughter. My husband believes (perhaps truthfully) that I would get rid of him before the cat.

Just remember that the ancient Egyptians worshiped cats. Cats have never forgotten this. :cool:

This is why dogs have masters and cats have slaves.

In other words, I think Jess should keep the cat and sell Gunny. Bidding will open at $2. :slap:

[Jess]

My cat is evil, cantankerous and believes (rightfully) that he runs the house. My cat is pampered and spoiled beyond reality, primarily by my daughter. My husband believes (perhaps truthfully) that I would get rid of him before the cat.

Just remember that the ancient Egyptians worshiped cats. Cats have never forgotten this. :cool:

This is why dogs have masters and cats have slaves.

In other words, I think Jess should keep the cat and sell Gunny. Bidding will open at $2. :slap:

Heck no!


Gunny cost me more than that in McDonald's food just last night. ;)

Plus, Marvin can't give me back rubs, start up my truck in the morning, do the dishes, wrangle the kids, get groceries, fix dinner or any of the other things that Gunny does. Guess I'll keep both of them.:rolleyes:

[Gunny]

Heck no!


Gunny cost me more than that in McDonald's food just last night. ;)

Plus, Marvin can't give me back rubs, start up my truck in the morning, do the dishes, wrangle the kids, get groceries, fix dinner or any of the other things that Gunny does. Guess I'll keep both of them.:rolleyes:

Use people/animals much? :laugh:

[shattered]

Use people/animals much? :laugh:

Well what do you think you guys are here for?

[Jess]

Use people/animals much? :laugh:

Oddly enuff, you'd be one person who knows that I give at least as good as I get, Lovey-bumpers.;)

[Jess]

Well what do you think you guys are here for?

Yeah, what she said.:thumb:

[ConHog]

Yeah, what she said.:thumb:

I've been informed that I am here to carry things that I have paid for, to reach up for things that are out of reach of short Mexicans, and to look good.

I excel at all of them. :2up:

[Jess]

I've been informed that I am here to carry things that I have paid for, to reach up for things that are out of reach of short Mexicans, and to look good.

I excel at all of them. :2up:

As long as Mama's happy ... ;)