Who Left This White Crap in My Yard ...

[Gunny]

... and when can I expect you to be around to pick it up?

[Abbey Marie]

:weirdthread:

[Gunny]

:weirdthread:

Ummm .... snow?

[Abbey Marie]

Ummm .... snow?

Ahh. Your title says "Withe"

[Gunny]

Ahh. Your title says "Withe"

I'm starting a new trend in spelling.:laugh:

[shattered]

... and when can I expect you to be around to pick it up?

Fortunately I had enough to share. 'Thank you, Cindy.' will suffice. :)

[darin]

rub it in, Gunny. Geesh. :( we don't have any, and I hate it.

[CSM]

Dear Gunny,

In keeping with this administration's philosophy of fairness and equal distribution of wealth, you have been delivered your share of snow. Due to the purchase of carbon credits by fellow citizens we are proud to tell you that your share of snow has been increased by 25% of the baseline allocation for a househould of our demographics. We anticipate an increase in the purchase of carbon credits in the near future, which should increase your fair share of snow substantially. We are certain that the fair and equal distribution of snow will enhance your quality of life as it has for most Americans. Note that should you require more snow than you have been allocated, you may request additional amounts by applying for same at your local Social Security Office. Should you require lesser amounts of snow, you may purchase Carbon Credits of varying denominations at your local IRS office.

Repsectfully,

Obam Sin Laden
Director
Office of Redistribution

[Gunny]

Fortunately I had enough to share. 'Thank you, Cindy.' will suffice. :)

Being as I haven't driven in 5" if snow in about 14 years, and I have to pick up gelflings, you could just hold off a bit.

[Gunny]

rub it in, Gunny. Geesh. :( we don't have any, and I hate it.

That's what I was saying yesterday.

[Abbey Marie]

rub it in, Gunny. Geesh. :( we don't have any, and I hate it.

We neither. But I have heard that February will more than make up for it.

[shattered]

Being as I haven't driven in 5" if snow in about 14 years, and I have to pick up gelflings, you could just hold off a bit.

This is not my problem....but they like it when you do donuts. :)

[Gunny]

This is not my problem....but they like it when you do donuts. :)

That ain't happening.

[Abbey Marie]

Being as I haven't driven in 5" if snow in about 14 years, and I have to pick up gelflings, you could just hold off a bit.

And how does what you do in your garage to work out, have anything to do with the snow? ;)

[shattered]

That ain't happening.

Damn Il. drivers....

[darin]

Being as I haven't driven in 5" if snow in about 14 years, and I have to pick up gelflings, you could just hold off a bit.

Subaru + Blizzaks = sNOw Problem. ;)

[Jess]

On the positive side, we live on a corner lot so Gunny can sit on the couch and laugh at all the idiots slipping and sliding around because they are trying to drive like they do when the weather is not so bad. :popcorn:

[Gunny]

And how does what you do in your garage to work out, have anything to do with the snow? ;)

I have to trudge through the snow, uphill, both ways, against the wind, barefoot, to get to the garage.

[Gunny]

Damn Il. drivers....

Oh trust me ... they're as dumb as WI drivers. I've been wondering who the real yankee is around here.

[Gunny]

Subaru + Blizzaks = sNOw Problem. ;)

I'd rather wreck than drive a Subaru.

[Jess]

I have to trudge through the snow, uphill, both ways, against the wind, barefoot, to get to the garage.

You forgot - "naked, carrying Jess, the kids, bookbags, the french horn AND Jess's purse." :rolleyes:

[Gunny]

You forgot - "naked, carrying Jess, the kids, bookbags, the french horn AND Jess's purse." :rolleyes:

Oh sure, invoke Jess's battle bag.

[Jess]

Oh sure, invoke Jess's battle bag.

My battle bag? As if.

[Gunny]

My battle bag? As if.

Last I checked, it's all desert camo'd.

[Jess]

Last I checked, it's all desert camo'd.

If it's camo'd, you can't see it. But I guess it was my battle bag for a bit.

[Gunny]

If it's camo'd, you can't see it. But I guess it was my battle bag for a bit.

That. ANd your A.L.I.C.E. pack. And boots. And blanket. But aside from that .....

[Jess]

That. ANd your A.L.I.C.E. pack. And boots. And blanket. But aside from that .....

I tend to try to be prepared. That's a habit left over from the old Exploder. You remember that beauty? ;)

[Gunny]

I tend to try to be prepared. That's a habit left over from the old Exploder. You remember that beauty? ;)

Uh huh. You're more like prepared for a plane crash in Alaska.

[Jess]

Uh huh. You're more like prepared for a plane crash in Alaska.

:yourpoint:

[Gunny]

:yourpoint:

:poke:

[Jess]

:poke:

Owwwww!

Is that Darth Zanious' stick? Ewwww.

[Gunny]

Owwwww!

Is that Darth Zanious' stick? Ewwww.

We share.

[Jess]

We share.

Gross! You know he plays in the doggie doodie next door with it. UGH!

[Gunny]

Gross! You know he plays in the doggie doodie next door with it. UGH!

So? I just use it on hard heads. I don't care what they smell like as I have no intention of touching them after being cudgeled.

[Jess]

So? I just use it on hard heads. I don't care what they smell like as I have no intention of touching them after being cudgeled.

Better wash them scuzzy hands before you touch me, hotshot.

[Gunny]

Better wash them scuzzy hands before you touch me, hotshot.

I wouldn't worry about the cleanliness of my hands based solely on the amount of freakin' dishes I do around here.

[Jess]

I wouldn't worry about the cleanliness of my hands based solely on the amount of freakin' dishes I do around here.

Good point! That's why you get the big bucks, sweetie. :batteyes:

[Gunny]

Good point! That's why you get the big bucks, sweetie. :batteyes:

Uh huh. All brilliant n stuff of you to let Zane and I play with the same too --errr-toys.

[Jess]

Uh huh. All brilliant n stuff of you to let Zane and I play with the same too --errr-toys.

Uh huh. Don't think I've forgotten that you appropriated new toys last night. The bloody machete and what else was there?

[Gunny]

Uh huh. Don't think I've forgotten that you appropriated new toys last night. The bloody machete and what else was there?

I have no clear recollection of .....

[Jess]

I have no clear recollection of .....

Let the record show that Gunny forcibly removed from the possession of the aforementioned innocent youths a bloody machete and something else that I can't remember right now and don't feel like going to look and figure out what it is. :thumb:

[Gaffer]

Let the record show that Gunny forcibly removed from the possession of the aforementioned innocent youths a bloody machete and something else that I can't remember right now and don't feel like going to look and figure out what it is. :thumb:

Did you locate the source of the blood?

[Jess]

Did you locate the source of the blood?

It ain't me, that's all I need to know. ;)

[Gunny]

Did you locate the source of the blood?

One of our neighbors disappeared ......

[Jess]

One of our neighbors disappeared ......

The Fuller family or the drug dealers a bit further down?

[Gunny]

The Fuller family or the drug dealers a bit further down?

Who'd miss a drug dealer?

[Jess]

Who'd miss a drug dealer?

I have no problem with them being removed from the neighborhood. Maybe then ol' whosis that owns those two houses would be forced to tear the nasty things down.

[Gunny]

I have no problem with them being removed from the neighborhood. Maybe then ol' whosis that owns those two houses would be forced to tear the nasty things down.

Excellent. Me n Zane have something to do this weekend.

[Jess]

Excellent. Me n Zane have something to do this weekend.

K.

I'll make more ham n beans for my hard-working fellas. :thumb:

[Gunny]

K.

I'll make more ham n beans for my hard-working fellas. :thumb:

Well, nobody makes them like you.

[Jess]

Well, nobody makes them like you.

But is that a good thing or a bad thing?