Jess Has Plaid, Tartan PJs

[Gunny]

that look pretty hawt.:halo9:

[ConHog]

This thread............... pictures.............. you know the deal.

[Gunny]

This thread............... pictures.............. you know the deal.

You can't afford to pay what those pics would cost you.

[Jess]

Jealous much?

My boy got me these jammies, picked em out and paid for them with his own money. They are warm and snuggy.

Hater. 3014

[Gunny]

Jealous much?

My boy got me these jammies, picked em out and paid for them with his own money. They are warm and snuggy.

Hater. 3014

They're just not easy access and all that ....

[Jess]

They're just not easy access and all that ....

Yeah, the big buttons one the front and the drawstring waist are real brain-teasers, huh?

Oh, sorry - I forgot ... Marine. My bad.

[ConHog]

They're just not easy access and all that ....


What do you need easy access for? My understanding is you got a brand new fat pussy that loves to snuggle with you.:laugh2:

[Gunny]

Yeah, the big buttons one the front and the drawstring waist are real brain-teasers, huh?

Oh, sorry - I forgot ... Marine. My bad.

Ummm ... thou forgetest the size of my hands. Big buttons to you are small and fumbly from my POV.

[ConHog]

Yeah, the big buttons one the front and the drawstring waist are real brain-teasers, huh?

Oh, sorry - I forgot ... Marine. My bad.

Anything beyond velcro does tend to confuse Marines. :coffee:

[Jess]

Ummm ... thou forgetest the size of my hands. Big buttons to you are small and fumbly from my POV.


As if I could ever forget the size of your hands. Along with remembering size, I also remember they're very dexterous, Mr. Electrician. If you can diddle with wires, my buttons should be no problem.


And boy, did that come out as a double entendre...

[Gunny]

Anything beyond velcro does tend to confuse Marines. :coffee:

Right. Like we can't cut through ANY material with a quick slice of the K-Bar ...

[ConHog]

Right. Like we can't cut through ANY material with a quick slice of the K-Bar ...

Yeah, I umm wouldn't recommend THAT method of removing Jess's nightwear

[Jess]

Yeah, I umm wouldn't recommend THAT method of removing Jess's nightware.

Well, I have been wanting to trim off a few inches but wasn't really thinking of that way ... :eek:

[ConHog]

Well, I have been wanting to trim off a few inches but wasn't really thinking of that way ... :eek:

Me Gunny, me use K Bar. ..............:laugh2:

[Gunny]

As if I could ever forget the size of your hands. Along with remembering size, I also remember they're very dexterous, Mr. Electrician. If you can diddle with wires, my buttons should be no problem.


And boy, did that come out as a double entendre...

:smoke:

[Gunny]

Yeah, I umm wouldn't recommend THAT method of removing Jess's nightwear

No shit. I'd have to pay to replace them.

[Gunny]

Me Gunny, me use K Bar. ..............:laugh2:


.... VERY well.

[Jess]

No shit. I'd have to pay to replace them.

Yes. Yes you would.

Or at least half. Which half?

[ConHog]

No shit. I'd have to pay to replace them.

I think that would be the least of Jess's worries. :laugh:

[Gunny]

Yes. Yes you would.

Or at least half. Which half?

Just on principle, I'm NOT replacing the bottoms.

[ConHog]

.... VERY well.


Please tell me you've seen that commercial.

[jimnyc]

*biting my tongue again* trying very hard not to ask anything dirty, or infer anything dirty. "Diddling wires" certainly makes a pervert like me wonder though! :coffee:

[Jess]

I think that would be the least of Jess's worries. :laugh:

3015

[Jess]

Just on principle, I'm NOT replacing the bottoms.

What principle would that be on, dearest?

[Jess]

*biting my tongue again* trying very hard not to ask anything dirty, or infer anything dirty. "Diddling wires" certainly makes a pervert like me wonder though! :coffee:

That did come out good, didn't it? :cool:

[ConHog]

What principle would that be on, dearest?

the principle that if he's lucky enough to get them undone the first time, he doesn't want to risk it a second time.:laugh2:

[Jess]

the principle that if he's lucky enough to get them undone the first time, he doesn't want to risk it a second time.:laugh2:

Luck has nothing to do with it, CH.

[Gunny]

What principle would that be on, dearest?

The nekkid principle, of course.

[chloe]

Jealous much?

My boy got me these jammies, picked em out and paid for them with his own money. They are warm and snuggy.

Hater. 3014

sounds comfy :)

[Abbey Marie]

Jess, that sounds great. My husband LOVES my tartan undies.

[pegwinn]

Yeah, the big buttons one the front and the drawstring waist are real brain-teasers, huh?

Oh, sorry - I forgot ... Marine. My bad.

Mine wife once bought the same kinda jammies.

Two words.

K
Bar

[ConHog]

Jess, that sounds great. My husband LOVES my tartan undies.

I would hate my wife's undies








IF SHE OWNED ANY.

:laugh:


oh that got me slapped.

[darin]

New Admin rule: No more talk about chicks and undies and what-not w/o photographic proof :)

[Gunny]

New Admin rule: No more talk about chicks and undies and what-not w/o photographic proof :)

Undies? I was talking PJs. Undies are in short supply around here. The boys have a stockpile, but there aren't a whole lot of adult sized ones to go around.

[Jess]

New Admin rule: No more talk about chicks and undies and what-not w/o photographic proof :)

Good thing I ditched the pjs then, huh? 3033

[Gunny]

Good thing I ditched the pjs then, huh? 3033

Well now ... aren't we Ms Kiss n Tell ......

[Jess]

Well now ... aren't we Ms Kiss n Tell ......

Well, there's only one fella I've been kissin'.

This big ole jarhead. He's pretty cool. 3035

[Gunny]

Well, there's only one fella I've been kissin'.

This big ole jarhead. He's pretty cool. 3035

Pffft .....:bs1:

[Jess]

Pffft .....:bs1:

Which statement are you calling BS on, dear?

[Gunny]

Which statement are you calling BS on, dear?

Yes.:salute:

[Jess]

Yes.:salute:

Really? Sucks to be you then, sweetie.

[Gunny]

Really? Sucks to be you then, sweetie.

Nah. I have a perfect life with a perfect woman.

[Jess]

Nah. I have a perfect life with a perfect woman.

What you been smokin', Gunny? :smoke:

Cuz I think everybody's gonna want some. Just sayin'.

[Gunny]

What you been smokin', Gunny? :smoke:

Cuz I think everybody's gonna want some. Just sayin'.

Don't you wish you knew. And you thought those trips to the garage were just to drink ......

[Jess]

Don't you wish you knew. And you thought those trips to the garage were just to drink ......

I thought it was because of the tacos last night ... you being a gentleman and all.