Marvin the Fatass

[Gunny]

Really. You should see this cat Jess "rescued" from the shelter. I'm thinking with what? A skycrane?

[Jess]

He's just big-boned!

Meanie.

[Gunny]

He's just big-boned!

Meanie.

Good thing I got a one ton truck in case he needs to go to the vet.

[Jess]

Good thing I got a one ton truck in case he needs to go to the vet.
S'Marvin has an eating disorder- if there's food in his dish, he eats it.

[Gunny]

S'Marvin has an eating disorder- if there's food in his dish, he eats it.

Or anywhere else he finds it unattended.

[shattered]

Or anywhere else he finds it unattended.

I dunno what yer bitchin about.. You'll be the first one to sneak him table scraps.

[Gunny]

I dunno what yer bitchin about.. You'll be the first one to sneak him table scraps.

You would be wrong on that one. I would be the last.

[Jess]

I dunno what yer bitchin about.. You'll be the first one to sneak him table scraps.

He used to give S'Marvin milk. But otherwise no people food. Except at Christmas and Thanksgiving - a little bit of turkey.

[Gunny]

He used to give S'Marvin milk. But otherwise no people food. Except at Christmas and Thanksgiving - a little bit of turkey.

Spoiled little f-er.

[Jess]

Spoiled little f-er.

"little" is relative.

He's being a fat kitty loaf over by me now. Cuz you brought in the cute, fuzzy lil girl kitty and he doesn't like her.

[Gunny]

"little" is relative.

He's being a fat kitty loaf over by me now. Cuz you brought in the cute, fuzzy lil girl kitty and he doesn't like her.

He must be talking. The next door neighbor's cat seems to have taken up residence here.

[Jess]

He must be talking. The next door neighbor's cat seems to have taken up residence here.

That's cuz you're even more of a pushover than me.

[darin]

this thread is worthless without pics.

[ConHog]

this thread is worthless without pics.


You want pics of Gunny's new pussy?

[CSM]

You want pics of Gunny's new pussy?

LOL ... now that is just sooooo wrong!

[darin]

You want pics of Gunny's new pussy?

Stop judging me.

:D

[ConHog]

Stop judging me.

:D

Who's judging? I'm just glad you asked so I didn't have to.:laugh:

[Gunny]

this thread is worthless without pics.

You'll have to talk to Jess about the pics. She's the shutterbug around here.

Meanwhile, fatass has crawled under the covers on the made up bed and is resting from the effort to get there.

[darin]

Meanwhile, fatass has crawled under the covers on the made up bed and is resting from the effort to get there.

How did my wife get to your place??

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I KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KID!!!!!!!! My wife's arse is NOT fat. I promise. :)

[CSM]

How did my wife get to your place??

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I KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KID!!!!!!!! My wife's arse is NOT fat. I promise. :)

Too Late!! You are going to end up paying for that one, brother!

[Gunny]

How did my wife get to your place??

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I KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KID!!!!!!!! My wife's arse is NOT fat. I promise. :)

:laugh:

[ConHog]

Dear Jess,

Please post pictures of Gunny playing with his fat pussy

Ready to laugh,

All the guys at DP

[Gunny]

Dear Jess,

Please post pictures of Gunny playing with his fat pussy

Ready to laugh,

All the guys at DP

Hell, lift him 10 times and no need to go out the garage and lift weights.

[shattered]

Hell, lift him 10 times and no need to go out the garage and lift weights.

You big old softie..

[Gunny]

Dear Jess,

Please post pictures of Gunny playing with his fat pussy

Ready to laugh,

All the guys at DP

Jess said she'll see about the pics as soon as she's done playing with my tool she can barely lift.:cool:

[jimnyc]

C'mon, post a picture of the kitty! While I only have 2 pups right now, I love cats just as much. I wanted to adopt a kitten recently but the wife told me if I did she would stab my Pug to even things out.

[Gunny]

C'mon, post a picture of the kitty! While I only have 2 pups right now, I love cats just as much. I wanted to adopt a kitten recently but the wife told me if I did she would stab my Pug to even things out.

How rude is THAT?:laugh:

[jimnyc]

How rude is THAT?:laugh:

She's still a little miffed that I went to Georgia a few years back and brought home the Chihuahua. Then more so as I try to teach my dogs to bite her.

[shattered]

C'mon, post a picture of the kitty! While I only have 2 pups right now, I love cats just as much. I wanted to adopt a kitten recently but the wife told me if I did she would stab my Pug to even things out.

I have a 22 year old cat you can have.. She's a Tortie. I can't get a second dog, until the cat dies, and she doesn't seem to be going anywhere....

[jimnyc]

I have a 22 year old cat you can have.. She's a Tortie. I can't get a second dog, until the cat dies, and she doesn't seem to be going anywhere....

Damn, 22????!!!! That's OLD in cat years!! I think the oldest cat I ever had was like 12 or 13, but could be wrong.

[shattered]

Damn, 22????!!!! That's OLD in cat years!! I think the oldest cat I ever had was like 12 or 13, but could be wrong.

Much the same reaction we got out of the rescue agency when they came and checked out the house before I got the dog...

And I lied. She's turning 21; not 22. Got her in Feb. 1991

[Jess]

Stop judging me.

:D

Whatever floats your boat, D. :cool:

Gimme a minute and you'll get to see Marvin the Fatass and Tessa the cute lil kitty.

[Jess]

Marvin the Fatass:

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[jimnyc]

Hell, Marvin ain't fat, he's adorable!! I had a cat "Tigger", and even ask my brother, they all called him a "basketball" cause he was so damn fat!

[Jess]

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[Abbey Marie]

Aww, Marvin's not fat- he's adorably chubby. :cool:

[Jess]

Tessa the cute. And utterly spoiled by Gunny.

[Jess]

Aww, Marvin's not fat- he's adorably chubby. :cool:

When he sits and looks up at us, he looks like a tick - fat body n little bitty head. :laugh:

[shattered]

Marvin the Fatass:

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That thing may weigh more than my dog. :laugh:

The little one is *adorable*. Can I have it?

[Jess]

That thing may weigh more than my dog. :laugh:

The little one is *adorable*. Can I have it?

Ummm ... dunno about that. Tessa actually belongs to the girl next door. However, we have treated her for fleas (which she had), worms (which she had really bad and it was totally disgusting), we feed her, giver her water and make sure she's in somewhere warm for the night.

She's Gunny's lil baby girl. You probably aren't gonna get her.

She is completely adorable, isn't she? I was trying to be a hardass about her but it just didn't work. :cool:

[shattered]

Ummm ... dunno about that. Tessa actually belongs to the girl next door. However, we have treated her for fleas (which she had), worms (which she had really bad and it was totally disgusting), we feed her, giver her water and make sure she's in somewhere warm for the night.

She's Gunny's lil baby girl. You probably aren't gonna get her.

She is completely adorable, isn't she? I was trying to be a hardass about her but it just didn't work. :cool:

How could you *possibly* be a hardass about her? Oh. My. God.

Marvin would make a *really* good built in foot warmer, neck warmer (if you can still hold your neck up at that point), and looks *really* huggable.

[Jess]

How could you *possibly* be a hardass about her? Oh. My. God.
I tried. You must understand that I already have 5 males underfoot, in varying sizes. An intact female was not on the top of my list. But I'm a complete softy when it comes to small furry things. Well, not tarantulas and stuff like that - ick!


Marvin would make a *really* good built in foot warmer, neck warmer (if you can still hold your neck up at that point), and looks *really* huggable.

Marvin makes your feet fall asleep! And if you hug him, he bites you. He was already neutered and declawed (all four feet) when I adopted him. Unfortunately, Gunny and I have both come to the conclusion that someone teased and/or abused him. He doesn't like to be picked up and held - Gunny is the only one who can do that. But Marvin looooooves to snuggle on the couch or in the bed. He was my butt-warmer last winter. :laugh:

[chloe]

I'm a big cat lover post a picture of your cat.

[Jess]

I'm a big cat lover post a picture of your cat.

I did, Chloe-girl. Posts #33 and #35. :thumb:

[jimnyc]

Maybe Gunny secretly likes Marvin, and it's just tough love, and he's gonna PT the fat little bastard back into shape! :cool:

[chloe]

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Oh Sheeit that ain't fat :laugh2:

[Jess]

Oh Sheeit that ain't fat :laugh2:

Those pics are actually slimming for him. He's fat.

[chloe]

Those pics are actually slimming for him. He's fat.

here's my kiki



http://i39.tinypic.com/3hkeu.jpg

[Jess]

here's my kiki



http://i39.tinypic.com/3hkeu.jpg



AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ... he SO cute! He looks very snuggly.Great pic, Chloe. :)

[chloe]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ... he SO cute! He looks very snuggly.Great pic, Chloe. :)

Thanks Kiki is a she, and she thinks she is so special, she's very snooty and bossy to the other cats.

[shattered]

The dogs (TJ) mad at the cat (Ratt), because the cats on the dogs half of the couch. The cats 21 years old and doesn't give a flying fuck. :D

[Abbey Marie]

here's my kiki



http://i39.tinypic.com/3hkeu.jpg

Obviously an abused animal, lol :2up:

[chloe]

The dogs (TJ) mad at the cat (Ratt), because the cats on the dogs half of the couch. The cats 21 years old and doesn't give a flying fuck. :D

The cat has paid it's dues to be snippy and persnickety :laugh2:



cool pic thanks for sharing

[red states rule]

Marvin the Fatass:

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With all due respect that is NOT a fat cat

Here is my Spitfire and he IS a fat cat

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3046/3041268293_f6c4754ea3.jpg?v=0

[red states rule]

Marvin the Fatass:

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With all due respect that is NOT a fat cat

Now here is my Spitfire and he IS fat

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3046/3041268293_f6c4754ea3.jpg?v=0

[Jess]

With all due respect that is NOT a fat cat

Here is my Spitfire and he IS a fat cat

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3046/3041268293_f6c4754ea3.jpg?v=0

Cute kitty, RSR!

Marvin is 25+ lbs of fur and selfishness. Yet the little 5 lb kitty works him over without doing anything. He'll back himself into a corner, hissing and acting afool - she just looks at him. :laugh:

[Abbey Marie]

25 lbs is a LOT of cat! My two have never weighed more than 12.

[chloe]

Those pics are actually slimming for him. He's fat.

:laugh2:

[shattered]

Cute kitty, RSR!

Marvin is 25+ lbs of fur and selfishness. Yet the little 5 lb kitty works him over without doing anything. He'll back himself into a corner, hissing and acting afool - she just looks at him. :laugh:

Shit I was kidding before.. But he DOES weigh more than my dog.. Dogs only 15#... :2up:

[Jess]

25 lbs is a LOT of cat! My two have never weighed more than 12.

Marvin was 17# when I got him from the animal shelter over a year ago. We bulk things up around here. :cool:

[red states rule]

Cute kitty, RSR!

Marvin is 25+ lbs of fur and selfishness. Yet the little 5 lb kitty works him over without doing anything. He'll back himself into a corner, hissing and acting afool - she just looks at him. :laugh:


To me all cats are cute Jess

Here is Ms Callie. She is what is known as full figured kitty

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4051/4334656570_144b348812_m.jpg

[Jess]

Shit I was kidding before.. But he DOES weigh more than my dog.. Dogs only 15#... :2up:

That qualifies as a play toy ... but your dog is very cute. :)

[Jess]

To me all cats are cute Jess

Here is Ms Callie. She is what is known as full figured kitty

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4051/4334656570_144b348812_m.jpg

I looooove calicos! She's beautiful.

[chloe]

To me all cats are cute Jess

Here is Ms Callie. She is what is known as full figured kitty

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4051/4334656570_144b348812_m.jpg


If kiki doesn't watch it she could become a full figured cat soon....

:laugh:

[Abbey Marie]

Marvin was 17# when I got him from the animal shelter over a year ago. We bulk things up around here. :cool:

:laugh2:

[shattered]

That qualifies as a play toy ... but your dog is very cute. :)

Well, to hear YOUR boy toy tell it, there are very few dogs in the world that are small enough for me to walk, without them walking me. :poke:

[Jess]

Well, to hear YOUR boy toy tell it, there are very few dogs in the world that are small enough for me to walk, without them walking me. :poke:

Yep, that sounds like what he would say. :laugh:

For real though, when I was around 10 or 11, we had a BlueTick Coonhound that we had to keep tied up. Anybody who has ever had the pleasure of owning a bigger hound knows they HAVE to be able to run. Let's just say that I didn't possess enough in the posterior region to keep her from taking ME for a run, rather than the reverse. Apparently some amusement was had from my family, watching inside the house.

[shattered]

Yep, that sounds like what he would say. :laugh:

For real though, when I was around 10 or 11, we had a BlueTic Coonhound that we had to keep tied up. Anybody who has ever had the pleasure of owning a bigger hound knows they HAVE to be able to run. Let's just say that I didn't possess enough in the posterior region to keep her from taking ME for a run, rather than the reverse. Apparently some amusement was had from my family, watching inside the house.

Many, many years ago, I had a Norwegian Elkhound... Needless to say, that didn't go so well... But, she was damned pretty. :D

[Jess]

Many, many years ago, I had a Norwegian Elkhound... Needless to say, that didn't go so well... But, she was damned pretty. :D

Those are gorgeous! Very fluffy.

I refuse to have a dog or cat whose hair care takes longer than mine. I'm too lazy.

[Jess]

Tessa "helping" when we raked leaves this fall past.

[Gunny]

That thing may weigh more than my dog. :laugh:

The little one is *adorable*. Can I have it?

No.

[shattered]

No.

:drillsarge:

[Jess]

:drillsarge:

Uh oh. You're trying to impersonate a hat. You're in soooooooo much trouble.

[shattered]

Uh oh. You're trying to impersonate a hat. You're in soooooooo much trouble.

I ain'na 'fraid a'him. (And I'm always in trouble. I could be comatose, and he'd still tell me I'm in trouble...and likely up for sale, as well.)

[Gunny]

Maybe Gunny secretly likes Marvin, and it's just tough love, and he's gonna PT the fat little bastard back into shape! :cool:

:drillsarge:

[Jess]

I ain'na 'fraid a'him. (And I'm always in trouble. I could be comatose, and he'd still tell me I'm in trouble...and likely up for sale, as well.)

You's just lucky like dat. ;)

[Gunny]

Well, to hear YOUR boy toy tell it, there are very few dogs in the world that are small enough for me to walk, without them walking me. :poke:

Anything bigger than a Pommeranian ....

[Gunny]

I ain'na 'fraid a'him. (And I'm always in trouble. I could be comatose, and he'd still tell me I'm in trouble...and likely up for sale, as well.)

Long as you know your role .....

[shattered]

You's just lucky like dat. ;)

That's me.. Blessed as blessed can be...

Note: One of these days, I'm going to make it over that way, and he's going to need shin guards. :)

[Jess]

That's me.. Blessed as blessed can be...

Note: One of these days, I'm going to make it over that way, and he's going to need shin guards. :)

You are indeed, blessed.

Let us know when - I'll make sure the Gunny juniors are here too. Get the whole experience. :thumb:

[shattered]

You are indeed, blessed.

Let us know when - I'll make sure the Gunny juniors are here too. Get the whole experience. :thumb:
You sure you want them to see him get beat up by a girl? :cool:

[Jess]

You sure you want them to see him get beat up by a girl? :cool:

Pfffft! Darth Zanious would have you totally wrapped. He's like Gunny, 'cept cuter - blond hair, blue eyes and d imples. He's got three teeth missing right now too. LOL! He's something else.

[shattered]

Pfffft! Darth Zanious would have you totally wrapped. He's like Gunny, 'cept cuter - blond hair, blue eyes and d imples. He's got three teeth missing right now too. LOL! He's something else.

Cute kids are going to save Captain Happy's shins how, exactly? Oh wait. They'd be a distraction so he can run.. Hmm...

[Jess]

Cute kids are going to save Captain Happy's shins how, exactly? Oh wait. They'd be a distraction so he can run.. Hmm...

LMAO!

He does wear a steel knee brace. For the right price, I'll tell you which one so you can practice on your kick. ;)

[Gunny]

Cute kids are going to save Captain Happy's shins how, exactly? Oh wait. They'd be a distraction so he can run.. Hmm...

As was just mentioned, calling me Captain Happy means you dont know me very well, do you? And all I have to do is say "Boys, want some ......." and you'll be trampled to death.

[Jess]

As was just mentioned, calling me Captain Happy means you dont know me very well, do you? And all I have to do is say "Boys, want some ......." and you'll be trampled to death.

Good point.

"Boys, this nice lady has some candy for you." :laugh:

[Gunny]

Good point.

"Boys, this nice lady has some candy for you." :laugh:

They aren't ols enough to be swayed by that yet.

[shattered]

As was just mentioned, calling me Captain Happy means you dont know me very well, do you? And all I have to do is say "Boys, want some ......." and you'll be trampled to death.

Oh, I know you well enough. Why do you think I've called you Captain Happy, mixed with Sir Grouch-A-Lot for so long? :P

And Jess... I make a *mean* chocolate pecan cheesecake.... :D

[Jess]

They aren't old enough to be swayed by that yet.

I meant real candy, dear. Or Cocoa Puffs ... no, she'd never survive that.

[shattered]

They aren't ols enough to be swayed by that yet.

They ARE swayed by big-assed Nerf guns, tho.. Have you SEEN the new automatic ones out? :D

[Jess]

Oh, I know you well enough. Why do you think I've called you Captain Happy, mixed with Sir Grouch-A-Lot for so long? :P

And Jess... I make a *mean* chocolate pecan cheesecake.... :D

Oh, excellent! I can be bribed with a chocolate pecan cheesecake.

[Jess]

They ARE swayed by big-assed Nerf guns, tho.. Have you SEEN the new automatic ones out? :D

I got some and Gunny laid waste to my kids. It was awesome! The boys think he's the coolest EVAH. Which, of course, he is.

[Gunny]

I got some and Gunny laid waste to my kids. It was awesome! The boys think he's the coolest EVAH. Which, of course, he is.

That waht you call those tampon shooters?:laugh:

[Jess]

That waht you call those tampon shooters?:laugh:

They do kinda look like that.


For real - I'm working, Gunny's home with the gelflings, we're talking on the phone and he tells me the kids are shooting tampons all over the yard and at the 'tards from two doors down. I busted out laughing but a part of me had to check for sure, because that is totally something Darth Zanious would do - lobbing tampons at the neighbors. :rolleyes:

[jimnyc]

I got some and Gunny laid waste to my kids. It was awesome! The boys think he's the coolest EVAH. Which, of course, he is.

Ok, say what you will, but I always admitted to being a pervert anyway. But this is what happens when you read too fast.

All I know is that Jess got some, and Gunny got laid too!

[Jess]

Ok, say what you will, but I always admitted to being a pervert anyway. But this is what happens when you read too fast.

All I know is that Jess got some, and Gunny got laid too!

That's usually how it works, Jimmy. If it's only one of us and the other gets nothing - well, we gonna have to have a serious talk and re-define the nature of our relationship. ;)

[red states rule]

Oh, excellent! I can be bribed with a chocolate pecan cheesecake.

I will a truck load sent over later this morning OK? :laugh:

[red states rule]

If kiki doesn't watch it she could become a full figured cat soon....

:laugh:


Here is Pumpkin, She has become chubby and very spoiled


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3415/3274465556_369f21a3b8_m.jpg

[darin]

Too Late!! You are going to end up paying for that one, brother!

She doesn't read the interweb, thankfully :D

[Gunny]

Here is Pumpkin, She has become chubby and very spoiled


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3415/3274465556_369f21a3b8_m.jpg

Cool looking cat.

[Jess]

She doesn't read the interweb, thankfully :D

As far as you know ... 3034

[darin]

back when ours were tiny...

Kenji:

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2159/2132266236_ec04e10761_z.jpg


http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2027/2134192816_5eeb650366_z.jpg


DJ:

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2113/2323353992_6641f4f83c_z.jpg?zz=1

[Jess]

back when ours were tiny...

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2159/2132266236_ec04e10761_z.jpg


http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2027/2134192816_5eeb650366_z.jpg

Awwwwww ... now Gunny's gonna want a baby.

Cat, that is. *whew*

[Gunny]

back when ours were tiny...

Kenji:

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2159/2132266236_ec04e10761_z.jpg


http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2027/2134192816_5eeb650366_z.jpg


DJ:

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2113/2323353992_6641f4f83c_z.jpg?zz=1

Looks like they get a growth spurt if you stick them in the dryer. Might have to try that. (Not with Marvin. I'd have to buy a new dryer if that lard-ass got inside)

[Jess]

Looks like they get a growth spurt if you stick them in the dryer. Might have to try that. (Not with Marvin. I'd have to buy a new dryer if that lard-ass got inside)

We get a dryer like that, you ain't putting anything alive in there.

[Gunny]

We get a dryer like that, you ain't putting anything alive in there.

Ahhh ... a woman and her priorities.:laugh:

[Jess]

Ahhh ... a woman and her priorities.:laugh:

A. We don't need any bigger dang cats. The one(s) we have are expensive enough.
B. Kitties don't fare well in dryers.
C. Kitties in dryers make a mess.
D. Guess who has to clean up said mess in the dryer?
E. Guess who does all the laundry?
F. What do you think is your point again?

[darin]

I'm pretty impressed Gunny allows a computer for jess...in the kitchen.


:D

[Gunny]

I'm pretty impressed Gunny allows a computer for jess...in the kitchen.


:D

Wouldn't work for her anywhere else.:laugh:

[PostmodernProphet]

I'm curious....do you guys text each other on your phones when you're in the same room or do you restrict it to here.......

[Jess]

I'm pretty impressed Gunny allows a computer for jess...in the kitchen.


:D

Hah! "Allows"? I think not. You're in trouble. You and Marvin and Gunny. ;)

Besides, the kitchen is as much his territory as mine. But the laundry is mine. How bad is that? Yes, I know I have issues.

[Jess]

I'm curious....do you guys text each other on your phones when you're in the same room or do you restrict it to here.......

We did once as a joke, I think. Mostly we just fuss back and forth on here. :cool:

[Gunny]

I'm curious....do you guys text each other on your phones when you're in the same room or do you restrict it to here.......

Your point? I can reach out and touch her. Literally. My fingers are too big for all that texting crap though.

[Jess]

Your point? I can reach out and touch her. Literally. My fingers are too big for all that texting crap though.

Heh, you did it for a while in the not too distant past, baby. :hug99:

[chloe]

Has Marvin been introduced to the "catnip" ?

[Jess]

Has Marvin been introduced to the "catnip" ?

Ohhhhhh yes. He loves the kitty pot. Acts all sorts of a fool.
We have a big container of it in the freezer for him.

[chloe]

Ohhhhhh yes. He loves the kitty pot. Acts all sorts of a fool.
We have a big container of it in the freezer for him.

:laugh2: kiki gets real wild-eyes and she lays on her back looking at you to pet her ....I always say "it's a trick" I ain't falling for it....then I pet her and she attacks me viciously ferociously, she's so strong ....WINK

[Jess]

:laugh2: kiki gets real wild-eyes and she lays on her back looking at you to pet her ....I always say "it's a trick" I ain't falling for it....then I pet her and she attacks me viciously ferociously, she's so strong ....WINK

Lol!

Marvin goes nuts til you get it onto the floor for him, then pretty much dives into it, rolling around, meowing, etc. That's the most exercise he gets!

[ConHog]

That's usually how it works, Jimmy. If it's only one of us and the other gets nothing - well, we gonna have to have a serious talk and re-define the nature of our relationship. ;)

Darling, it appears that we must redefine the nature of our relationship -

Who said it and in what movie?

[Jess]

Darling, it appears that we must redefine the nature of our relationship -

Who said it and in what movie?

Easy.

Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

[ConHog]

Easy.

Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

I LOVE that movie. My wife has watched it 249 times since we been married. Yes she keeps count. :laugh2:

She's my huckleberry.

Seriously, 249 times in not quite 7 years. Do I need help?

[Jess]

I LOVE that movie. My wife has watched it 249 times since we been married. Yes she keeps count. :laugh2:

She's my huckleberry.

Seriously, 249 times in not quite 7 years. Do I need help?

If she's been married to you for seven years, SHE prolly needs help.:poke:

I thought y'all had been married a lot longer than that. Dunno why.

[ConHog]

If she's been married to you for seven years, SHE prolly needs help.:poke:

I thought y'all had been married a lot longer than that. Dunno why.

She's only 26. LOL if we had been married much longer I would have been on Catch a predator.

[Jess]

She's only 26. LOL if we had been married much longer I would have been on Catch a predator.

Cradle-robber!

Or is she a grave-robber? Hmmmm ...

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You know, my grandma always told me to find some rich old man with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. I guess I got at least half of it right. :cool:

[CSM]

Cradle-robber!

Or is she a grave-robber? Hmmmm ...

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You know, my grandma always told me to find some rich old man with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. I guess I got at least half of it right. :cool:

Gunny is rich??? Whoda thunk!

[Jess]

Gunny is rich??? Whoda thunk!

Not me - that's for darn sure! ;)

It's a good thing he's so good-looking and helps me so much.

[ConHog]

Cradle-robber!

Or is she a grave-robber? Hmmmm ...

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You know, my grandma always told me to find some rich old man with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. I guess I got at least half of it right. :cool:

Twas completely unintentional. I wasn't looking for a wife, a Mexican, or a teenager when I found her. But one glance and I was smitten.

Who knows what she was thinking. :slap:

[Jess]

Twas completely unintentional. I wasn't looking for a wife, a Mexican, or a teenager when I found her. But one glance and I was smitten.

Who knows what she was thinking. :slap:

My first guesses are that she was drunk or you offered her candy ... :cool:

[ConHog]

My first guesses are that she was drunk or you offered her candy ... :cool:

Actually, I can be quite charming when I want to be. Not my fault most people aren't worth the effort. :laugh:

[Jess]

Actually, I can be quite charming when I want to be. Not my fault most people aren't worth the effort. :laugh:

Ah, I see.
















You used chocolate. Good move.:thumb:

[ConHog]

Ah, I see.
















You used chocolate. Good move.:thumb:



Chocolate is quite the effective motivator when it comes to my wife.:laugh2:

[red states rule]

Cool looking cat.

She is a sweetheart Gunny. She got seperated from her Mom and turned up on my porch. She was dirty, scared, and very hungrey. She had not learned to eat yet so I fed her with an eye dropper. She has some serious health issues and spent a few days at the vet clinic

Here is her baby pic

http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j379/titantic11/moreofthecatfarm-09.jpg