I Just Got Stripped Mid-Post

[Gunny]

Anyone know a cure for laundry freaks?:laugh:

[shattered]

Anyone know a cure for laundry freaks?:laugh:

Well, if you hadn't put clothes on in the first place, you wouldn't have lost them to a laundry freak.

Just sayin. :)

[Jess]

Well, if you hadn't put clothes on in the first place, you wouldn't have lost them to a laundry freak.

Just sayin. :)

His smoke breaks would be a LOT shorter, for sure.

On the bright side, he made $10 in ones ... 2983

[shattered]

His smoke breaks would be a LOT shorter, for sure.

That ain't all... :cool:

[Gunny]

Well, if you hadn't put clothes on in the first place, you wouldn't have lost them to a laundry freak.

Just sayin. :)

:smoke:

[shattered]

:smoke:

:angel:

[Gunny]

:angel:

You're STILL on Ebay. With a 25 cent reserve.

[shattered]

You're STILL on Ebay. With a 25 cent reserve.

Awesome. I can travel the world on your dime. Hopefully you used one of my better pics.

[CSM]

You're STILL on Ebay. With a 25 cent reserve.


Hmm...I didn't see that item on Ebay. Not that I have 25 cents but ...

As for laundry freaks, you either have to get sooooo filthy they wont touch your stuff or change clothes so often they start complaining and eventually you get to do your own laundry.

[Jess]

Hmm...I didn't see that item on Ebay. Not that I have 25 cents but ...

As for laundry freaks, you either have to get sooooo filthy they wont touch your stuff or change clothes so often they start complaining and eventually you get to do your own laundry.

Heck no! He does the dishes. I intensely dislike doing the dishes but have no problem with the laundry. :cool:

Oh, and I grew up on a farm. He can't get his clothes dirty enough here for me not to touch em.

[CSM]

Heck no! He does the dishes. I intensely dislike doing the dishes but have no problem with the laundry. :cool:

Oh, and I grew up on a farm. He can't get his clothes dirty enough here for me not to touch em.

Then it's clear he has to put dirty dishes in his pockets!

[Jess]

Then it's clear he has to put dirty dishes in his pockets!

I thought washing his lighters and knives was enough ...

[CSM]

I thought washing his lighters and knives was enough ...

Too funny. I usually carry two lighters and a pocket knife which invariably end up in the washer. There sure are a lot of guys around here with similar idiosyncracies!

[Gunny]

Awesome. I can travel the world on your dime. Hopefully you used one of my better pics.

Uh huh. Shipped bulk rate.

[Jess]

Too funny. I usually carry two lighters and a pocket knife which invariably end up in the washer. There sure are a lot of guys around here with similar idiosyncracies!

Indeed. And now I have to check the gelflings' pockets too - Gunny got them pocket knives.

[Gunny]

Hmm...I didn't see that item on Ebay. Not that I have 25 cents but ...

As for laundry freaks, you either have to get sooooo filthy they wont touch your stuff or change clothes so often they start complaining and eventually you get to do your own laundry.

Oddly enough, it's the first time in almost 20 years I HAVEN'T done the laundry.

And she has 4 boys. I doubt I can get it dirty enough.

[shattered]

Uh huh. Shipped bulk rate.

Ah well.. Sucks to be me, I guess. :slap:

[Gunny]

Too funny. I usually carry two lighters and a pocket knife which invariably end up in the washer. There sure are a lot of guys around here with similar idiosyncracies!

Ummm .... I have no clear recollection of any said knives, lighters and/or money being laundered ....

[Gunny]

Indeed. And now I have to check the gelflings' pockets too - Gunny got them pocket knives.

Uh huh. And who made sure he was the first one to cut himself?

[Jess]

Uh huh. And who made sure he was the first one to cut himself?

Gunny Jr., of course. :cool:

[Gunny]

Gunny Jr., of course. :cool:

Not quite. Gunny's are smart enough to cut other people's shit.

[Jess]

Not quite. Gunny's are smart enough to cut other people's shit.

Give him time. He's only 6 and he usually breaks/cuts/destroys other people's stuff.

[Gunny]

Give him time. He's only 6 and he usually breaks/cuts/destroys other people's stuff.

Uh huh. Worked well for him with your sister's chicken coup, huh?

[CSM]

Indeed. And now I have to check the gelflings' pockets too - Gunny got them pocket knives.

Is that a bad thing? Every boy NEEDS a pocket knife.

[CSM]

Ah well.. Sucks to be me, I guess. :slap:

I dunno. depends on where you end up.

[Gunny]

I dunno. depends on where you end up.

Well, if you meet the minimum, I can almost recover my losses with the shipping.

[Jess]

Is that a bad thing? Every boy NEEDS a pocket knife.

You're right - every boy needs a pocket knife. Shoot, I had one too, when I was younger. Total tomboy, of course.

The boys finally have a male role model who will teach them how to whittle and all that cool stuff. Gunny is awesome with the boys. :)

[Gunny]

You're right - every boy needs a pocket knife. Shoot, I had one too, when I was younger. Total tomboy, of course.

The boys finally have a male role model who will teach them how to whittle and all that cool stuff. Gunny is awesome with the boys. :)

You? A tomboy? N-a-a-a-h .....

[Jess]

Uh huh. Worked well for him with your sister's chicken coup, huh?

It was a chicken crate and you've seen some of Darc's stuff. Anybody could have made the mistake that it just missed the junk pile. :halo9:

[Gunny]

It was a chicken crate and you've seen some of Darc's stuff. Anybody could have made the mistake that it just missed the junk pile. :halo9:

Not that I would rat you out to her, but .......

[Jess]

You? A tomboy? N-a-a-a-h .....

Yeah, but you like it that way.

Hey! You didn't get me a BB gun for Christmas. You are SO fired. :death:

[Gunny]

Yeah, but you like it that way.

Hey! You didn't get me a BB gun for Christmas. You are SO fired. :death:

How do you know?

[Jess]

How do you know?

Which?

[shattered]

Well, if you meet the minimum, I can almost recover my losses with the shipping.

Wow.. What'd I do to you?

Pfft. Boys. :death:

[CSM]

Well, if you meet the minimum, I can almost recover my losses with the shipping.

I aint meeting no minumums but I can do ya a favor and take the item off yer hands. Not sure what the heck I'd do with that but I bet I can figure something out.

[Abbey Marie]

Re: the thread title: Gunny, are you bragging or complaining? :laugh2:

[Jess]

I aint meeting no minumums but I can do ya a favor and take the item off yer hands. Not sure what the heck I'd do with that but I bet I can figure something out.

It's been rumored that shattered is an awesome cook and does the grilling. A feller might could get used to that, one would think. ;)

[Gunny]

Re: the thread title: Gunny, are you bragging or complaining? :laugh2:

I can brag. Jess needs some SERIOUS glasses. The rose colored ones work for ME though.:laugh:

[shattered]

It's been rumored that shattered is an awesome cook and does the grilling. A feller might could get used to that, one would think. ;)

My grill, my kitchen, and all of its contents are completely off limits to the male population.

[Gunny]

Wow.. What'd I do to you?

Pfft. Boys. :death:

Precisely. You're a girl.

[Gunny]

My grill, my kitchen, and all of its contents are completely off limits to the male population.

Ain't NOTHING with a split tail touching my grill.

[CSM]

My grill, my kitchen, and all of its contents are completely off limits to the male population.

Hmmm, maybe I can borrow some money from one of my sons. You do cook meat, right?

[CSM]

Ain't NOTHING with a split tail touching my grill.

Bull puckey. I just know you've grilled shrimp before!

[shattered]

Precisely. You're a girl.

Indeed. Some people even like that about me. :coffee:

[shattered]

Hmmm, maybe I can borrow some money from one of my sons. You do cook meat, right?

I live on meat.

[CSM]

I live on meat.

WOOHOO! This could work! Heck, I'll even bring the vittles close enough to the cabin that you don't have to walk too far to gut and skin it!

[shattered]

WOOHOO! This could work! Heck, I'll even bring the vittles close enough to the cabin that you don't have to walk too far to gut and skin it!

I do not gut. I do not skin.

I think I'll hang out on eBay for awhile, waiting for someone civilized. :D

[Jess]

WOOHOO! This could work! Heck, I'll even bring the vittles close enough to the cabin that you don't have to walk too far to gut and skin it!

Oh my!

You better get snagged by this one, shattered - he's a true gentleman. :thumb:

[CSM]

I do not gut. I do not skin.

I think I'll hang out on eBay for awhile, waiting for someone civilized. :D

Waddya mean "civilized" ??? Ya dont expect to cook meat with the hide still on it do ya? Besides, yer gonna need the leather fer clothes and such.

[Jess]

Waddya mean "civilized" ??? Ya dont expect to cook meat with the hide still on it do ya? Besides, yer gonna need the leather fer clothes and such.

The bladder makes a great flask. Don't let the dogs near the stomachs though- that's nasty.

[Gunny]

The bladder makes a great flask. Don't let the dogs near the stomachs though- that's nasty.

:wtf:

[shattered]

Waddya mean "civilized" ??? Ya dont expect to cook meat with the hide still on it do ya? Besides, yer gonna need the leather fer clothes and such.

Well, that would kill a perfectly good manicure, and ruin my shoes.

[CSM]

The bladder makes a great flask. Don't let the dogs near the stomachs though- that's nasty.

It is amazing just how much of animal serves a useful purpose.

[Abbey Marie]

The bladder makes a great flask. Don't let the dogs near the stomachs though- that's nasty.

Sounds like someone is having Haggis for dinner. :cool:

[Gunny]

Well, that would kill a perfectly good manicure, and ruin my shoes.

And Lord knows we'd never hear the end of THAT .....

[Jess]

Sounds like someone is having Haggis for dinner. :cool:

We had McDonald's. Close enough. :laugh:

[CSM]

Sounds like someone is having Haggis for dinner. :cool:

Haggis isn't bad really.

[shattered]

And Lord knows we'd never hear the end of THAT .....

And YOU might make more money advertising to the right market, Mr. You know. One who may be familiar with tables, chairs, plates, napkins...drinking out of glasses...

[Abbey Marie]

Haggis isn't bad really.

Yup, I've had it. Kind of like Scrapple, if you've had that.

[Gunny]

Haggis isn't bad really.

Stuffed Democrat stomachs, right?

[Abbey Marie]

We had McDonald's. Close enough. :laugh:


:laugh2:

[CSM]

Well, that would kill a perfectly good manicure, and ruin my shoes.

Oh I see. You are one of those SOPHISTICATED ladies. In that case, I guess I can get you some good boots and gloves down at the Army/Navy store.

[Abbey Marie]

Stuffed Democrat stomachs, right?

:happy0100:

[CSM]

Stuffed Democrat stomachs, right?

Closer to what Abbey said. It isn't bad even if it is a Scottish recipe.

[shattered]

Oh I see. You are one of those SOPHISTICATED ladies. In that case, I guess I can get you some good boots and gloves down at the Army/Navy store.

Wait til you find out I require you to stand upright, and behave in public, too. :cool:

[Gunny]

Oh I see. You are one of those SOPHISTICATED ladies. In that case, I guess I can get you some good boots and gloves down at the Army/Navy store.

Get her some of those fancy Army Navy canvas sneakers too. Those ought to protect the toenail-do.

[shattered]

Get her some of those fancy Army Navy canvas sneakers too. Those ought to protect the toenail-do.

Do those have proper arch support?

[CSM]

And YOU might make more money advertising to the right market, Mr. You know. One who may be familiar with tables, chairs, plates, napkins...drinking out of glasses...


Hey, I am familiar with tables, chairs, napkins and drinking glasses! Aint got much use for em but I'm familiar wid em!

[Abbey Marie]

Get her some of those fancy Army Navy canvas sneakers too. Those ought to protect the toenail-do.

Gotta love "toenail-do" :laugh2:

[Gunny]

Do those have proper arch support?

Dr Scholl's aftermarket kits. Works wonders.

[Jess]

Wait til you find out I require you to stand upright, and behave in public, too. :cool:

Pfffft! CSM can give lessons in standing upright and behaving in public, I'll bet.

[Gunny]

Hey, I am familiar with tables, chairs, napkins and drinking glasses! Aint got much use for em but I'm familiar wid em!

What's a "drinkin' glass"?

OH! You mean a Mason jar .....

[CSM]

Wait til you find out I require you to stand upright, and behave in public, too. :cool:

I can stand upright .... but not for too long. I behave in public too. Of course, the public around these parts is pretty much like me anyway.

[Jess]

Hey, I am familiar with tables, chairs, napkins and drinking glasses! Aint got much use for em but I'm familiar wid em!

Next thing you know, she'll want you to bathe, shave and all that other primpin' stuff. :eek:

[shattered]

Pfffft! CSM can give lessons in standing upright and behaving in public, I'll bet.

Monkey see, money do does NOT count.

[shattered]

Next thing you know, she'll want you to bathe, shave and all that other primpin' stuff. :eek:

Soap is a requirement, too.

[CSM]

Soap is a requirement, too.

I use soap every time I bathe. Once a year whether I need it or not.

[Gunny]

I use soap every time I bathe. Once a year whether I need it or not.

Yeah but I got rained on the other night. Had to break out the soap, want to or not.

[Jess]

Monkey see, money do does NOT count.

Is that a freudian slip or am I missing something?

[Gunny]

Pfffft! CSM can give lessons in standing upright and behaving in public, I'll bet.

So? I can break concrete slab with my head. What's your point?

[Jess]

Yeah but I got rained on the other night. Had to break out the soap, want to or not.

Yeah, had to scrape those rags off yer back cuz you never bathe. :rolleyes:

[shattered]

I use soap every time I bathe. Once a year whether I need it or not.

Using it to double your bubble production while under water isn't quite what I had in mind...

[Jess]

So? I can break concrete slab with my head. What's your point?

Yes, you have talents too, sweetie. I was only remarking on CSM a little bit. Do I need to address your good points too now?

[CSM]

Using it to double your bubble production while under water isn't quite what I had in mind...

Lye soap don't bubble all that much ... I can teach you how to make that soap so it works real good for you too!

[Gunny]

Yes, you have talents too, sweetie. I was only remarking on CSM a little bit. Do I need to address your good points too now?

Nah. You'll fall asleep before you get done.:halo9:

[CSM]

Yes, you have talents too, sweetie. I was only remarking on CSM a little bit. Do I need to address your good points too now?

I think breaking a concrete slab with your head is a pretty nifty skill.

[Jess]

I think breaking a concrete slab with your head is a pretty nifty skill.

But I don't WANT him to break a concrete slab with my head. I'm fragile.

[shattered]

Nah. You'll fall asleep before you get done.:halo9:

Surely it won't take her THAT long to come up with SOMETHING....

[Gunny]

Surely it won't take her THAT long to come up with SOMETHING....

Okay. 25 cent minimum is off, CSM. I'll pay you to take her.

[Jess]

Nah. You'll fall asleep before you get done.:halo9:

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[shattered]

Okay. 25 cent minimum is off, CSM. I'll pay you to take her.

LMAO!! Ass.

[CSM]

Okay. 25 cwnt minimum is off, CSM. I'll pay you to take her.

I dunno, Gunny. I think ya kinda misreperesented the product here. She don't skin, don't gut and sounds pretty danged high maintenance. ... and danged expensive to keep around. I'm thinking a mule or good coon hound would be a better deal. Send her to Canada and let the Eskimos have her. maybe they'll trade you some blubber for her.

[Gunny]

LMAO!! Ass.

Hey, I got a handful of ones for stripping earlier. Remember the OP?

[Gunny]

I dunno, Gunny. I think ya kinda misreperesented the product here. She don't skin, don't gut and sounds pretty danged high maintenance. ... and danged expensive to keep around. I'm thinking a mule or good coon hound would be a better deal. Send her to Canada and let the Eskimos have her. maybe they'll trade you some blubber for her.

I did? It doesn't say 100% pure bitch in the description?

[Jess]

I dunno, Gunny. I think ya kinda misreperesented the product here. She don't skin, don't gut and sounds pretty danged high maintenance. ... and danged expensive to keep around. I'm thinking a mule or good coon hound would be a better deal. Send her to Canada and let the Eskimos have her. maybe they'll trade you some blubber for her.

Tell you what, CSM, Gunny's pretty old and decrepit - when he kicks the bucket, I'll look you up. I can skin, gut, cook, clean, make a good fire and keep it hot, raise cows, pigs and all that, train your dog, teach your cat to go on the toilet, homeschool the kids, do some book-keeping and what not. ;)

[Gunny]

Tell you what, CSM, Gunny's pretty old and decrepit - when he kicks the bucket, I'll look you up. I can skin, gut, cook, clean, make a good fire and keep it hot, raise cows, pigs and all that, train your dog, teach your cat to go on the toilet, homeschool the kids, do some book-keeping and what not. ;)

Hmmm .... if you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell ... just like that spankin' yer gettin' ...

[CSM]

LOL! Awrighty folks, time for this old guy to get some beauty sleep! You all have a great night. Thank you so much for the entertainment; I haven't laughed out loud like that in some time. Now my wife and dog think I'm nuts on top of everything else!

Gnite All!

[Jess]

Hmmm .... if you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell ... just like that spankin' yer gettin' ...

Is that a threat or a promise, sweetcheeks?

[Gunny]

LOL! Awrighty folks, time for this old guy to get some beauty sleep! You all have a great night. Thank you so much for the entertainment; I haven't laughed out loud like that in some time. Now my wife and dog think I'm nuts on top of everything else!

Gnite All!

Later.

[Jess]

LOL! Awrighty folks, time for this old guy to get some beauty sleep! You all have a great night. Thank you so much for the entertainment; I haven't laughed out loud like that in some time. Now my wife and dog think I'm nuts on top of everything else!

Gnite All!

'Night, CSM. Sweet dreams. :sleep:

[shattered]

Nite, CSM.

Oh,and make a stand. You can sleep IN the bed if you put your foot down, rather than on the porch.

[shattered]

I did? It doesn't say 100% pure bitch in the description?

Ouch.

[Jess]

Ouch.

If he means it as a compliment does that help?

Or is he still just a yucky boy who needs to be bonked with a big rock?

[Gunny]

Ouch.

Step on something? Last I heard, you prided yourself as such. Trying to change your ways?

(and you KNOW I'm just playing with you)

[Gunny]

If he means it as a compliment does that help?

Or is he still just a yucky boy who needs to be bonked with a big rock?

And that would hurt HOW, exactly?

[Jess]

And that would hurt HOW, exactly?

Well, we DO need some gravel for the south driveway entrance ... bonking you with a big rock would produce lots of little rocks ...

[Gunny]

Well, we DO need some gravel for the south driveway entrance ... bonking you with a big rock would produce lots of little rocks ...

:smoke:

[Jess]

:smoke:

Well, let's at least wait til Darth Zanious is back and we can double the amount of gravel. :rolleyes:

[shattered]

Step on something? Last I heard, you prided yourself as such. Trying to change your ways?

(and you KNOW I'm just playing with you)

Yup..

[Gunny]

Yup..

Shit or get off the pot. You like to play, so don't get butt-hurt when you get played with.

[shattered]

Shit or get off the pot. You like to play, so don't get butt-hurt when you get played with.

WTF... :smoke: