My Christmas spirit is waning.

[logroller]

My brother in law just told me that, because he's paid unemployment, being unemployed is a job.

[Jess]

That's ummmm ... not the way I understand it.

[ConHog]

My brother in law just told me that, because he's paid unemployment, being unemployed is a job.

LOL - WUT? Not having a job is a job?

[Gaffer]

My brother in law just told me that, because he's paid unemployment, being unemployed is a job.

He's working hard to stay unemployed I take it.

[ConHog]

My brother in law just told me that, because he's paid unemployment, being unemployed is a job.

You should have told him his job is to find a job. Not collecting UI.

[Jess]

He's working hard to stay unemployed I take it.
Maybe he's holding out for a management position. Like Eddie.