Funny :)

[darin]

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin said to the other, “Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?”
And the other muffin said, “AAAAAGH!!! A talking muffin!!!”

[CSM]

Now that was so dumb it made me laugh anyway! maybe I just needed a laugh.

[ConHog]

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin said to the other, “Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?”
And the other muffin said, “AAAAAGH!!! A talking muffin!!!”


courtesy of my 6 year old


What did the mayonnaise say when the man opened the refrigerator door?

"Ayee shut the door, I'm dressing"




Yeah yeah, she's 6 people.

[CSM]

From when I was a kid:

"What did the salt say to the pepper?"

"Nothing because salt can't talk and pepper can't hear."

[jimnyc]

The joke that my Mom loved to tell everyone... and she had some great ones that were dirty, but this was her favorite...

Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit

A. unique up on him

[Abbey Marie]

One from my childhood:

Use "Cadillac" in a sentence- "A cadillac mean if you pull it's tail".

[jimnyc]

That reminds me of The Little Rascals...

Buckwheat was asked to use the word "isthmus" in a sentence and replied with "isthmus be my lucky day"

[ConHog]

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on the Formicidae?






"dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant"

[darin]

Two marshmallows were walking down a rail-road track. One fell off - the other said "What do you think I am, a RADIO??!"

[CSM]

Two marshmallows were walking down a rail-road track. One fell off - the other said "What do you think I am, a RADIO??!"

I haven't figured it out but it made me laugh all the same!

[darin]

I heard it when I was 10, from my then-high-school brother. None of us - nobody in my family - has a clue what it means :D

[fj1200]

The joke that my Mom loved to tell everyone... and she had some great ones that were dirty, but this was her favorite...

Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit

A. unique up on him

There's a follow up.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A. Tame way.

[darin]

How do you catch a red elephant?

[Little-Acorn]

From when I was a kid:

"What did the salt say to the pepper?"

"Nothing because salt can't talk and pepper can't hear."

If Helen Keller falls down in a forest, does she make a noise?

[logroller]

I think I've told this one before but...

A teacher goes to a student and says, "Use I in a sentence."

The student replies, "I is...", but the teacher interrupts and says, "No, that's incorrect grammar, say 'I am.'"

So the student says "I am the ninth letter in the alphabet."

[jimnyc]

Two marshmallows were walking down a rail-road track. One fell off - the other said "What do you think I am, a RADIO??!"


I haven't figured it out but it made me laugh all the same!


I heard it when I was 10, from my then-high-school brother. None of us - nobody in my family - has a clue what it means :D

I'm glad I came back and read this. I sat here for like 5 minutes earlier today, picturing 2 fucking marshmallows walking down the tracks, trying to visualize it in every way possible, anything to understand the joke. I couldn't figure it out, and I was too embarrassed to ask for an explanation! :laugh2:

[Jess]

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his grandmother in the woods?

(courtesy of my grandmother, who was the most awesome joke teller EVAH) :cool:



Yes, I know it's a bit "earthy" if you will but nothing is sacred in our family jokes.

[CSM]

How do you catch a red elephant?

I'll bite. How do you catch a red elephant?

[darin]

sorry - that's part of a joke I thought folks knew.

"How do you kill a blue elephant?"
-Shoot him with a "blue Elephant gun"
"How do you kill a RED elephant?"
-Hold his nose until he turns blue and shoot him with a Blue Elephant Gun.

[CSM]

sorry - that's part of a joke I thought folks knew.

"How do you kill a blue elephant?"
-Shoot him with a "blue Elephant gun"
"How do you kill a RED elephant?"
-Hold his nose until he turns blue and shoot him with a Blue Elephant Gun.

LOL! I'm so old I forgot that joke! heard it a million times though.

[Jeff]

The joke that my Mom loved to tell everyone... and she had some great ones that were dirty, but this was her favorite...

Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit

A. unique up on him

Jim, Laura and I just got a good laugh at that one, god I heard it 5000 times but would give my right arm to hear her say it again

[SassyLady]

How do you catch a red elephant?

Don't you have to fall down the rabbit hole first?

[SassyLady]

speaking of rabbits.....


what did the male bunny rabbit say to the female bunny rabbit while doing the wild thing?


"it won't hurt, did it?"