stephanie
05-17-2007, 01:57 AM
:laugh2:
3 Kids Fishing
Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway
when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in
the
creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who
were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful
she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland "
Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special
Senator's airplane."
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's
shoes "
Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael
Jordan sign them!!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a
built in TV and stereo headset!"
Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't
look like you're handicapped."
The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your
ass from drowning."
3 Kids Fishing
Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway
when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in
the
creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who
were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful
she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland "
Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special
Senator's airplane."
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's
shoes "
Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael
Jordan sign them!!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a
built in TV and stereo headset!"
Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't
look like you're handicapped."
The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your
ass from drowning."