How do you persuade others to give you money?

[avatar4321]

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[ConHog]

I use a gun.

[fj1200]

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For what purpose?

[MtnBiker]

Hire union thugs to "persuade" people at your place of employement to join a union through a very fair open vote and collect union dues.

Create a coalition advocacy group to shake down corporations you believe to be damaging the environment.

Put a windmill in your backyard and sell carbon credits for a very reasonable price.

Start a solar energy company and solicit the government for an enormous loan that you will not be responsible to repay other than kicking back a portion to the DNC.

These are just a few ideas on persuading others to give you money. However most of those doing the giving will not directly be involved in the decision to give you money but they will be paying for it.

[gabosaurus]

** Run for political office. Groups will throw large amounts of money at you.

** Organize your own religion, declare yourself as an Anointed Holy Man and get your TV show. Offer eternal salvation in exchange for donations.

** Open a porn site or sex line.

** Formulate your own Viagra substitute. Advertise it on the Rush Limbaugh show.

** Run a conservative message board. :rolleyes: