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Lumpy 1
12-01-2011, 04:02 AM
Chivalry is not dead.. but...it may have taken a walk..:

Okay now... there I am at the grocery store unloading my basket onto the check stand conveyor belt.. Up walks this young lady with her arms crossed and on top them precariously perched were two rather large and luscious cantelopes .. I'm must admit the vision was rather amusing and somewhat sexual in nature, okay.. definitely sexual in nature. I am a guy after all..:rolleyes:

Well..the check stand wasn't moving and me standing there with nothing to do, I couldn't help but browse her melons. Perhaps it was the funny grin on my face, the sudden realization of her melon positioning but this poor young lady started to blush.. What was I to do? I turned away as was gentlemanly to do, I'm guessing.

Thank goodness, at that moment the conveyor started to move and there was room for her stuff. Well... I tried not to look back, but I failed.. only to find the young lady struggling and jostling the melons, trying to get the melons into her hands without them falling to the floor..I (being a gentleman and all) smiled and asked if I could help... at that point we both burst into laughter as she leaned over and rolled them onto the check stand..

:laugh:

Jess
12-01-2011, 08:21 AM
Did you submit this to penthouse forum too, Lumpy? :cool:

chloe
12-01-2011, 11:44 AM
would you hold my melons for me lumpy they give me a back ache lugging them around all day :laugh2:

ConHog
12-01-2011, 11:56 AM
would you hold my melons for me lumpy they give me a back ache lugging them around all day :laugh2:

PICK ME PICK ME, I'm infatuated with your melons. MMMMMMM melons......

chloe
12-01-2011, 12:44 PM
PICK ME PICK ME, I'm infatuated with your melons. MMMMMMM melons......

Oh well I noticed you were busy testing other melons for ripeness:laugh2:

ConHog
12-01-2011, 12:59 PM
Oh well I noticed you were busy testing other melons for ripeness:laugh2:

Nothing beats a couple of nice freshly ripened melons.

Lumpy 1
12-01-2011, 04:13 PM
Did you submit this to penthouse forum too, Lumpy? :cool:

Sheesh.. their still around.. I haven't read that since I was under-age..

I suspect it's a tad to innocent for that..

just funnin around .. Sweets

Lumpy 1
12-01-2011, 07:58 PM
would you hold my melons for me lumpy they give me a back ache lugging them around all day :laugh2:

Seems your melons are quite highly prized...

An honor indeed for one so humble...

Jess
12-01-2011, 09:04 PM
Seems your melons are quite highly prized...

An honor indeed for one so humble...

Oh, I see how it is.

Chloe starts showing off her melons to you and now i'm chopped liver?

After all I've done for you, Lumpy. *sigh *

Shadow
12-01-2011, 09:54 PM
Here Lumps...I have some party gear for you (you can thank me later) :)



http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h194/GOODSTUFF1852/goodstuff_melons.jpg





http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f133/WENDYLEE16/MELONS.gif

Lumpy 1
12-01-2011, 10:12 PM
Oh, I see how it is.

Chloe starts showing off her melons to you and now i'm chopped liver?

After all I've done for you, Lumpy. *sigh *

Oh, not to worry sweet Goddess of fairest beauty and sublime understanding...perish these unfounded thoughts..

Alas, I am only human and her melons, highly prized..

:bow3:..

Jess
12-03-2011, 10:01 AM
Oh, not to worry sweet Goddess of fairest beauty and sublime understanding...perish these unfounded thoughts..

Alas, I am only human and her melons, highly prized..

:bow3:..

That's somewhat better.

chloe
12-03-2011, 12:31 PM
Seems your melons are quite highly prized...

An honor indeed for one so humble...

Goodness Lumpy aren't you a flatterer, welcome to DP ;)

chloe
12-03-2011, 12:32 PM
PICK ME PICK ME, I'm infatuated with your melons. MMMMMMM melons......

I'm infatuated with your melons too:rolleyes:

Jess
12-03-2011, 01:03 PM
Goodness Lumpy aren't you a flatterer, welcome to DP ;)

My lil Lumpster is a total sweetie-pie. ;)

Jess
12-03-2011, 01:04 PM
I'm infatuated with your melons too:rolleyes:

ConHog has moobs?:clap:

This thread is worthless without pics ...