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red states rule

11-23-2011, 05:07 AM

jimnyc

11-23-2011, 01:54 PM

Boobies. And maybe a little sex too. I don't ask for much, and it's even free!

Abbey Marie

11-23-2011, 02:22 PM

Just an upgraded kitchen and master bathroom. I mean, really, is that too much to ask?

Kathianne

11-23-2011, 02:24 PM

World peace, I'm not greedy!

Jess

11-23-2011, 02:41 PM

World peace, I'm not greedy!

Unfortunately, world peace would mess everything up. But the sentiment is lovely. ;)

ConHog

11-23-2011, 02:49 PM

Got this via email at work yesterday

HERE IS ALL I WANT

Obama:Gone!

Borders: Closed!

Language: English!

Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!

Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare!

No Freebies to: Non-Citizens!

ALSO----

BALANCED BUDGET!

TAX REFORM---FLAT TAX!

AND

TERM LIMITS FOR CONGRESS MEMBERS!

Silly me, I thought the Bill of Rights was part of the COTUS.

That's a good list though. Except that like Jim I would include boobs and sex.

fj1200

11-23-2011, 02:54 PM

The constitution is culture? :dunno:

Abbey Marie

11-23-2011, 04:03 PM

The constitution is culture? :dunno:

Really in with the spirit of the thread, aren't you? :laugh2:

fj1200

11-23-2011, 04:58 PM

Really in with the spirit of the thread, aren't you? :laugh2:

My mistake; how's this?

:boobies:

:laugh:

Abbey Marie

11-23-2011, 09:11 PM

My mistake; how's this?

:boobies:

:laugh:

Pfft.

red states rule

11-24-2011, 04:34 AM

I would take in another homeless cat but my GF would divorce me

Love Monkey

11-24-2011, 06:05 PM

Got this via email at work yesterday

HERE IS ALL I WANT

Obama:Gone!

Borders: Closed!

Language: English!

Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!

Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare!

No Freebies to: Non-Citizens!

ALSO----

BALANCED BUDGET!

TAX REFORM---FLAT TAX!

AND

TERM LIMITS FOR CONGRESS MEMBERS!

Works for me and add to the list, term limits for members of Congress.

red states rule

11-25-2011, 01:53 AM

Works for me and add to the list, term limits for members of Congress.

Also. ALL political ads must be governed under the Truth in Advertising law

Jess

11-25-2011, 08:28 AM

How about no more ads on TV for: condoms, feminine hygiene products, Activia (Gunny's fave) and the two uber-annoying commercials that they play 20 times in an hour - one is for frozen veggies and the other is for cake mixes.
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red states rule

11-25-2011, 05:04 PM

How about no more ads with old folks telling us about when they fell and could not get up?

Abbey Marie

11-25-2011, 05:21 PM

I'd be happy if I never have to hear again that ad for Viagra that promises "explosive results", and a "performance edge". Who are you guys competing with anyway?

red states rule

11-25-2011, 05:23 PM

I'd be happy if I never have to hear again that ad for Viagra that promises "explosive results", and a "performance edge". Who are you guys competing with anyway?

Or if it "works" for more than 4 hours see a Dr. If it lasts for more than 4 hours you should be exhausted and cuddling with the wife

fj1200

11-25-2011, 06:33 PM

How about no more ads with old folks telling us about when they fell and could not get up?

You either need to change the channel or understand that you are now in their target market. :poke:

Jess

11-25-2011, 10:29 PM

Or if it "works" for more than 4 hours see a Dr. If it lasts for more than 4 hours you should be exhausted and cuddling with the wife

You mean most guys can't ummmm ... "work it" for more than four hours? Slackers. 2783

red states rule

11-26-2011, 03:49 AM

You mean most guys can't ummmm ... "work it" for more than four hours? Slackers. 2783

Maybe other guys but not me. My GF refers to me as her Energizer Bunny

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