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Gunny
11-20-2011, 01:53 PM
Apparently, as controlling as I've been accused of being, I don't seem to be in control of much.
Did y'all know my woman had the audacity to get her ears pierced without her estranged idiot's permission? Unfortunately, I neglected to throw the appropriate hissy fit.
Am I missing something, or what?
Hah! Nobody in their right mind (and some in their left) is touching this thread. 2627
Gunny
11-20-2011, 02:13 PM
Y'all should see this bagel (at least I think it once was) Jess got hold of ...... :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
Gunny
11-20-2011, 02:19 PM
Hah! Nobody in their right mind (and some in their left) is touching this thread. 2627
Uh huh. I hear ya barkin' big chicken.
I shared the good one with you.
If you had bought me a new, spiffy toaster that wouldn't happen. Therefore, it's your fault. Of course. 2628
Uh huh. I hear ya barkin' big chicken.
10-4, big dog.
Gunny
11-20-2011, 02:22 PM
I shared the good one with you.
If you had bought me a new, spiffy toaster that wouldn't happen. Therefore, it's your fault. Of course. 2628
Can you even get a bagel in a spiffy new toaster?
Gunny
11-20-2011, 02:23 PM
10-4, big dog.
Okay. Then ... I'm in charge. From now on. Okay?
Can you even get a bagel in a spiffy new toaster?
Absolutely. They make toasters with wider opening specifically for the bagel issue. Where have you been?
Okay. Then ... I'm in charge. From now on. Okay?
2629
Sure, Gunny.
Gunny
11-20-2011, 02:26 PM
Absolutely. They make toasters with wider opening specifically for the bagel issue. Where have you been?
Using the broiler.
Using the broiler.
Too much work. Always go for the cheaper, more efficient, simplistic approach.
But I know you like your fancy, uppity ways.
Gunny
11-20-2011, 02:31 PM
Too much work. Always go for the cheaper, more efficient, simplistic approach.
But I know you like your fancy, uppity ways.
The broiler?
Think you got your fancy-ass toaster-ma-bob confused with simple.
The broiler?
Think you got your fancy-ass toaster-ma-bob confused with simple.
It doesn't have to pre-heat, done in just a minute or so ... how is that fancy again?
Gunny
11-20-2011, 02:35 PM
It doesn't have to pre-heat, done in just a minute or so ... how is that fancy again?
You ad to go buy it (or get 3-4 as wedding gifts) and it is extraneous to the stove. = fancy, extraneous equipment
Gunny
11-20-2011, 02:37 PM
2629
Sure, Gunny.
Uh huh. You'll let me say that just cuz you can then blame everything that goes wrong on me.
You ad to go buy it (or get 3-4 as wedding gifts) and it is extraneous to the stove. = fancy, extraneous equipment
I didn't buy it or get it as a present. I inherited it.
Of course, I didn't buy the stove either or get it as a present. Darcilious didn't have room in her mansion for the stove. ;)
Uh huh. You'll let me say that just cuz you can then blame everything that goes wrong on me.
And they say Marines aren't smart ...
Gunny
11-20-2011, 02:44 PM
I didn't buy it or get it as a present. I inherited it.
Of course, I didn't buy the stove either or get it as a present. Darcilious didn't have room in her mansion for the stove. ;)
How do you inherit a toaster, woman?
Gunny
11-20-2011, 02:47 PM
Lots of stuffed turkey's around here that seem to have the string between their heads and asses wound too tight.
How do you inherit a toaster, woman?
It came with Himself. Nuff said.
Gunny
11-20-2011, 02:52 PM
It came with Himself. Nuff said.
No wonder I don't like it.
No wonder I don't like it.
Me neither.
It's a piece of junk that only kind of works. The toaster isn't much better. :laugh:
Gunny
11-20-2011, 02:58 PM
Me neither.
It's a piece of junk that only kind of works. The toaster isn't much better. :laugh:
:laugh:
Love Monkey
11-23-2011, 04:25 PM
Reading the posts you two submit is more fun than watching the old Amos and Andy Shows...:laugh:
ConHog
11-23-2011, 04:47 PM
Gunny arguing that a toaster is uppity LOL better not come to my house . The little Messican girl liker her bagels toasted in the toaster oven and her cappuccino to be served at exactly 165 degrees from the cappuccinoc machine.
And I'm expected to have them on the table at 7:05 sharp! :laugh2:
Kathianne
11-23-2011, 05:19 PM
Absolutely. They make toasters with wider opening specifically for the bagel issue. Where have you been?
I got one of those. Very good for bagels, only gets the cut side, so the other side stays soft. Also the openings are wide enough for homemade bread, sliced thick. ;) Since I bake most of my bread, good buy!
Shadow
11-23-2011, 09:41 PM
Gunny arguing that a toaster is uppity LOL better not come to my house . The little Messican girl liker her bagels toasted in the toaster oven and her cappuccino to be served at exactly 165 degrees from the cappuccinoc machine.
And I'm expected to have them on the table at 7:05 sharp! :laugh2:
Oddly enough I was going to suggest a toaster oven the other day (love mine...you can even bake cookies in it). But... I didn't wan't to get in the middle of a lovers spat. LOL
ConHog
11-23-2011, 10:28 PM
Oddly enough I was going to suggest a toaster oven the other day (love mine...you can even bake cookies in it). But... I didn't wan't to get in the middle of a lovers spat. LOL
I'm a lover of kitchen gadgets. If there is one made that I don't own, it's only because I haven't seen one before.
Shadow
11-23-2011, 10:37 PM
I'm a lover of kitchen gadgets. If there is one made that I don't own, it's only because I haven't seen one before.
Okay...how about a soda stream? I found one on sale last year after christmas at Sears...really cheap($30.00),but I put it back thinking I would never use it. I still wonder if I would have liked it though.
I also have an expreso machine (the only thing the EX wanted/asked for as a wedding gift from family when we got married). I never use it...but made sure I took it when I left Calif...was that mean??
Kathianne
11-24-2011, 12:44 AM
I'm a lover of kitchen gadgets. If there is one made that I don't own, it's only because I haven't seen one before.
I had a toaster oven in college, 1973. Graduated in '77. Where have you been?
Reading the posts you two submit is more fun than watching the old Amos and Andy Shows...:laugh:
Weeeeeeellll, shoot, LM. I ain't had this much fun since that tornado picked up fat aunt Bertha, set her down nekkid in the middle of that there hog auction and she wuz sold to the highest bidder. 2641
Gunny arguing that a toaster is uppity LOL better not come to my house . The little Messican girl liker her bagels toasted in the toaster oven and her cappuccino to be served at exactly 165 degrees from the cappuccinoc machine.
And I'm expected to have them on the table at 7:05 sharp! :laugh2:
You are so whipped. 2642
But in a good way.
Okay...how about a soda stream? I found one on sale last year after christmas at Sears...really cheap($30.00),but I put it back thinking I would never use it. I still wonder if I would have liked it though.
I also have an expreso machine (the only thing the EX wanted/asked for as a wedding gift from family when we got married). I never use it...but made sure I took it when I left Calif...was that mean??
No. I bet you earned it.
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