The New *What Do You Look Like Now* Thread...

[glockmail]

Wow, keep away from that stuff. My husbands hillbilly family actually had a bottle of that lighter fluid at the last family wedding. :cheers2:
It wouldn't be a Southern Wedding if one of the guests wasn't dressed in overalls with no shirt, a brown bottle to hold spit and bubba teeth. :laugh2:

[Abbey Marie]

What on earth would make you say that... sweetheart? :D :wink2:

(Just kidding...)

:laugh2:

Just remember to follow: "Absence makes the heart grow fonder"

and not:

"Out of sight out of mind".

And especially not- "Love the one you're with"!

j/k. We know you are a devoted family man. ;) :)

[Mr. P]

It wouldn't be a Southern Wedding if one of the guests wasn't dressed in overalls with no shirt, a brown bottle to hold spit and bubba teeth. :laugh2:
Some of us are better than that!

My weddin....:laugh2:

<img src="http://image.debatepolicy.com/is.php?i=419&img=redneck_pics_we.jpg" border="0">

[KitchenKitten99]

<img src="http://image.debatepolicy.com/is.php?i=419&img=redneck_pics_we.jpg" border="0">
ugh, that guy looks like he's a Nazi Concentration Camp victim...

[Mr. P]

ugh, that guy looks like he's a Nazi Concentration Camp victim...

Hey! Don't make fun of me! :slap:

[glockmail]

ugh, that guy looks like he's a Nazi Concentration Camp victim...
That's Jack Sprat and his wife.
:laugh2:

[Nienna]

Okay... more REAL pictures, please. I mean pictures of the REAL YOU, for all of you who would twist my words. :)

[JLO]

http://photos-091.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v12/27/77/4919667/n4919667_31246091_1728.jpg
That's me on the left.

Nice Smile!:wink2:

[JLO]

Well that would be me above

[5stringJeff]

Well that would be me above

You know, you look a little bit like Jennifer Lopez. Anyone ever told you that before? :D

[darin]

Well that would be me above

I'm REALLY trying NOT to be a :leghumper:....

:-D

Woot!

[Nienna]

Well that would be me above

Pretty lady! :)

[glockmail]

A fine specimen. :cheers2:

[Pale Rider]

Yes it is foul tasting, but after two good sips it just doesn't matter. :laugh2:

Nm...yes it's strong, it'll knock yer socks off!

I've had it before. I can handle it.

Is the stuff you got corn shine Mr. P? If so, that's some damn good stuff. I'll be expecting mine soon.:dance:

[Mr. P]

I've had it before. I can handle it.

Is the stuff you got corn shine Mr. P? If so, that's some damn good stuff. I'll be expecting mine soon.:dance:

Now Pale, you know I'm a law abiding guy and Sheriff Pusser is a bad ass. So I can't say much, cept I can't ship it, but if you come by we'll whip-up a batch or two. :laugh2: :cheers2:

[JLO]

You know, you look a little bit like Jennifer Lopez. Anyone ever told you that before? :D

Well she is my cousin you know :wink2:

[JLO]

I'm REALLY trying NOT to be a :leghumper:....

:-D

Woot!

I will take that as a compliment :wink2:

[JLO]

Pretty lady! :)

Thank You!

[nevadamedic]

Well that would be me above

Hey There J :hitit: :thanks:

[glockmail]

Hey There J :hitit: :thanks: You're such a pig. I'd been given bad boy points for much, much less.

[Pale Rider]

Now Pale, you know I'm a law abiding guy and Sheriff Pusser is a bad ass. So I can't say much, cept I can't ship it, but if you come by we'll whip-up a batch or two. :laugh2: :cheers2:

I'll tell ya Mr. P, I got a good Air Force buddy I haven't seen for eons down there in Albany. I'll drop by when I come down to visit him. Man it sure would be fine to have another taste of corn sqeezin's... :dance:

[shattered]

Knock it off. I'm picturing ragged, too short overalls, no shirts, bare feet, straw hats, and those goofy brown jugs most people use for change now..

[Mr. P]

I'll tell ya Mr. P, I got a good Air Force buddy I haven't seen for eons down there in Albany. I'll drop by when I come down to visit him. Man it sure would be fine to have another taste of corn sqeezin's... :dance:

*P scrambles to find the recipe..*:laugh2:

[Mr. P]

Knock it off. I'm picturing ragged, too short overalls, no shirts, bare feet, straw hats, and those goofy brown jugs most people use for change now..

Good pitcher! :laugh2:

[glockmail]

Knock it off. I'm picturing ragged, too short overalls, no shirts, bare feet, straw hats, and those goofy brown jugs most people use for change now..
You forgot slack jaw, bubba teeth and an old beer bottle for a spitoon. But then again you ain't never been to the Real South. :laugh2:

[shattered]

Good pitcher! :laugh2:

Huh? Picturing is gramatically correct. What's "pitchering"?

[glockmail]

Huh? Picturing is gramatically correct. What's "pitchering"? Its a Southern thang. We don't expect you to understand.

[Pale Rider]

Knock it off. I'm picturing ragged, too short overalls, no shirts, bare feet, straw hats, and those goofy brown jugs most people use for change now..

Well THIS is what I see....

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1740/daisyla5.jpg

[shattered]

Well THIS is what I see....

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1740/daisyla5.jpg

And I guarantee if you showed up in front of her wearing what I described, reeking of stale booze, you wouldn't see her for long.. :D

[Mr. P]

Its a Southern thang. We don't expect you to understand.

:cheers2:

[shattered]

:cheers2:

Right. Remind me to stay where life makes sense. :)

[Mr. P]

Right. Remind me to stay where life makes sense. :)
And the winters are long and cold too...:laugh2:

[glockmail]

And I guarantee if you showed up in front of her wearing what I described, reeking of stale booze, you wouldn't see her for long.. :D Yeah- she'd be high-tailin' to the fridge to gather us all fresh ones- like a good Southern Gal would.
:laugh2:

[shattered]

And the winters are long and cold too...:laugh2:

Yeah, well.. We had a blizzard in April.

So much for global warming..at least in WI.

[glockmail]

Right. Remind me to stay where life makes sense. :)

And the tax man bends y'all over a rail and has his way.

[Pale Rider]

And I guarantee if you showed up in front of her wearing what I described, reeking of stale booze, you wouldn't see her for long.. :D

Wrooooooong... those are exactly the kind of good ole' boys she likes. Show up in front of her wearing a polo shirt, khaki bermuda shorts and sandals, and she'd laugh you right out of the barn. :D

[glockmail]

Yeah, well.. We had a blizzard in April.

So much for global warming..at least in WI.

It gets so cold up there the cow tits freeze.

[Mr. P]

Right. Remind me to stay where life makes sense. :)

Oh, please, can ya talk some of yer friends into coming back home? They're a pain in the ass an gettin thick as flies.

[shattered]

Oh, please, can ya talk some of yer friends into coming back home? They're a pain in the ass an gettin thick as flies.

No friend of mine is dumb enough to drop down there.. The change in speech alone is enough to give one a migraine. :D

[shattered]

Wrooooooong... those are exactly the kind of good ole' boys she likes. Show up in front of her wearing a polo shirt, khaki bermuda shorts and sandals, and she'd laugh you right out of the barn. :D

What're you doing wearing sandals in a barn??

[glockmail]

Oh, please, can ya talk some of yer friends into coming back home? They're a pain in the ass an gettin thick as flies.

Sorry- I'm a DAMN Yankee. I'd never consider moving back North. Not that I'm friendly with ol' red or anything.

[Mr. P]

Wrooooooong... those are exactly the kind of good ole' boys she likes. Show up in front of her wearing a polo shirt, khaki bermuda shorts and sandals, and she'd laugh you right out of the barn. :D

Yup! That hay don't a tag that says serta, simons or airbed..:laugh2:

[glockmail]

What're you doing wearing sandals in a barn?? Southern barns aren't the manure pits that northern ones are- seriously. Most cows get pastured all year.

[Mr. P]

No friend of mine is dumb enough to drop down there.. The change in speech alone is enough to give one a migraine. :D

Best news I've heard in months..The WI folk are some of the worst. Sheeewww

[shattered]

Best news I've heard in months..The WI folk are some of the worst. Sheeewww

I know.. We DO have higher expectations... :P

[Mr. P]

Sorry- I'm a DAMN Yankee. I'd never consider moving back North. Not that I'm friendly with ol' red or anything.

I know yer a DAMN yank butt head, I just wasn't gonna bring it up!
BUTT yer similatin.

[Mr. P]

I know.. We DO have higher expectations... :P

Honestly it the NY and N.E. folks that are worse.

[glockmail]

I know yer a DAMN yank butt head, I just wasn't gonna bring it up!
BUTT yer similatin.

Hey--- I'm a born Southerner. I jus' happened to get born in the wrong place, siz'all. Its the attitude, not the lattitude.

[glockmail]

Honestly it the NY and N.E. folks that are worse.
NE and METRO NY. Upstate NY is more mid-west, actually. People I knew up there were great- laid back.

[nevadamedic]

That's Jack Sprat and his wife.
:laugh2:

Who's Jack Sprat???????

[Mr. P]

NE and METRO NY. Upstate NY is more mid-west, actually. People I knew up there were great- laid back.

Yep..

[glockmail]

Who's Jack Sprat??????? Yer kiddin' me, right? How old are you?

[jackass]

Honestly it the NY and N.E. folks that are worse.

Hey now!! Thats not true! Its not MY fault you people arent taught how to get out of the left lane down here! :laugh2:

[Mr. P]

Hey now!! Thats not true! Its not MY fault you people arent taught how to get out of the left lane down here! :laugh2:

It be different here... that's da point. Love it or leave it. :poke:

[Pale Rider]

What're you doing wearing sandals in a barn??

Ain't me wearin' sandals in a barn. This is what I wear. Tony Lamas...

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6704/0183mq4.jpg

[nevadamedic]

Yer kiddin' me, right? How old are you?

28

[JLO]

Hey There J :hitit: :thanks:

Wish you would! :ssex:

[-Cp]

Wish you would! :ssex:

What that?!? Did I miss something?

[nevadamedic]

What that?!? Did I miss something?

Well I used the I'd hit it icon and she said wish you would........

[-Cp]

Well I used the I'd hit it icon and she said wish you would........

uhh. yeah.. I saw that.... just making sure I 'heard' her correctly... LOL

[Pale Rider]

Wish you would! :ssex:

Aaaahh.... you guys need to get a room.

[JLO]

What that?!? Did I miss something?

Are you kidding me! He is hot! Did you see his pic?

[-Cp]

Are you kidding me! He is hot! Did you see his pic?

Nope... where is it?

[nevadamedic]

uhh. yeah.. I saw that.... just making sure I 'heard' her correctly... LOL

Was that a shot at me?

[JLO]

Nope... where is it?

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[-Cp]

Was that a shot at me?

YES Mr. "Self Conscious"...... lol...

No... of course not ya goofball..:P

was just wondering why she'd say that about someone she's never met!

hehe

[nevadamedic]

YES Mr. "Self Conscious"...... lol...

No... of course not ya goofball..:P

was just wondering why she'd say that about someone she's never met!

hehe

Because she has great taste!

[Nienna]

Because she has great taste!

She must have a taste for TINY men! Post a bigger pic-- we want to see your face! :)

[jackass]

Ain't me wearin' sandals in a barn. This is what I wear. Tony Lamas...



Do those come with a built is spitoon?? :laugh2:

[Pale Rider]

Do those come with a built is spitoon?? :laugh2:

Sure do pard.... pptt - ting! :laugh2:

[Doniston]

So - two ppl have the stones to post up real pics? :-/

:(

:D so mine is, and has been my avatar.

[avatar4321]

Hey There J :hitit: :thanks:

Is there any man who wouldnt? or atleast wouldnt think about it?

[avatar4321]

Because she has great taste!

if she had good taste's she'd be going after me;) now that was a shot at you.. jk;)

[5stringJeff]

Is there any man who wouldnt? or atleast wouldnt think about it?

Personally, I don't dig J Lo (the real one, not the poster on here). Not my type.

[avatar4321]

Personally, I don't dig J Lo (the real one, not the poster on here). Not my type.

i was talking to the poster. cause i agree with the real one:p

[avatar4321]

She must have a taste for TINY men! Post a bigger pic-- we want to see your face! :)

Not everyone can show off like I can hun;)

[JLO]

if she had good taste's she'd be going after me;) now that was a shot at you.. jk;)

i DO HAVE GOOD TASTE THAT IS WHY I AM AFTER THE MEDIC! :wink2:

[Pale Rider]

i DO HAVE GOOD TASTE THAT IS WHY I AM AFTER THE MEDIC! :wink2:

You like 'em unemployed?

[shattered]

You like 'em unemployed?

I think there's trouble in paradise.. They spend more time barking at each other now. :)

[Gunny]

Because she has great taste!

:popcorn:

[Pale Rider]

I think there's trouble in paradise.. They spend more time barking at each other now. :)

I think both were kind of a flash in the pan here.

[nevadamedic]

Any of the new members have pictures?

[Pale Rider]

So..... how long has it been?

[Trinity]

So..... how long has it been?

so wheres your pic? and maybe I will post one.

[Said1]

Still need at haircut!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/Said1/Picture29.jpg

[Trinity]

Still need at haircut!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/Said1/Picture29.jpg

and why do you need a haircut?

[Pale Rider]

Still need at haircut!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/Said1/Picture29.jpg

My hair is longer than yours.

[Trinity]

My hair is longer than yours.

prove it!

[Said1]

My hair is longer than yours.

But knowing you, it's probably nice and neat and STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!

[Pale Rider]

prove it!

:D

[Trinity]

ok here is one of me I am the blonde with black underneath with my mouth open and probably pretty drunk at that point! :laugh2:


http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o310/kami1970/Copyofkamijj.jpg

[hjmick]

It's not pretty, I need a shave, and it's a few months old, but here ya go:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y113/hjmc3rd/IMG_0003.jpg

[Pale Rider]

ok here is one of me I am the blonde with black underneath with my mouth open and probably pretty drunk at that point! :laugh2:

Man.... most of that dress looks like see through... :eek:

Where's the next party... :D

[JohnDoe]

Hubby and me over a 12 year period...hawaii, miami clubbing/halloween, key west vacations...oldest in the last pic and that is probably 5 years old by now...but the grey is definately there around the ear area on both of us in the last pic, with the crows feet around the eyes!!!! :( gees, the hairdoos really changed over time...i got shoulder length now!

jd

http://www.geocities.com/care4all2/pictures4.JPG

[82Marine89]

ok here is one of me I am the blonde with black underneath with my mouth open and probably pretty drunk at that point! :laugh2:




No disrespect to your husband, but :hitit:

[manu1959]

ok here is one of me I am the blonde with black underneath with my mouth open and probably pretty drunk at that point! :laugh2:


http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o310/kami1970/Copyofkamijj.jpg

move the cup...:poke:

[dan]

Hjmick, I think you look very slightly like Jon Benjamin, a comedian:
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/71439620.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193875DCB1DD8387ABB78D89463D233A527 A40A659CEC4C8CB6

[Trinity]

Man.... most of that dress looks like see through... :eek:

Where's the next party... :D

Actually it was a top and I had jeans on:p and the next party is tonight and tomorrow night!:coffee:

[jimnyc]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/Said1/Picture29.jpg



http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o310/kami1970/Copyofkamijj.jpg

:wank2::wank2::wank2::beer:

[glockmail]

Actually it was a top and I had jeans on:p and the next party is tonight and tomorrow night!:coffee: A 2 night party? Will you have any brain cells left?

:cheers2:

[Gaffer]

A 2 night party? Will you have any brain cells left?

:cheers2:

what makes you think she has brain cells?

[Trinity]

A 2 night party? Will you have any brain cells left?

:cheers2:

Yes........ seeing I only drink about 3 drinks when I go out.:cheers2:

[Trinity]

what makes you think she has brain cells?

Thanks Dad! :slap: :laugh2:

[glockmail]

Yes........ seeing I only drink about 3 drinks when I go out.:cheers2:
You go girl!

[Pale Rider]

Actually it was a top and I had jeans on:p and the next party is tonight and tomorrow night!:coffee:

Count me in... if it's anywhere close to Reno, Nevada... :cheers2::laugh2:

[Trinity]

Count me in... if it's anywhere close to Reno, Nevada... :cheers2::laugh2:

No sorry...... you would have to make a serious road trip...... all the way to Ohio:cheers2:

[Pale Rider]

No sorry...... you would have to make a serious road trip...... all the way to Ohio:cheers2:

Good Lord... can't do that. You'll never catch me east of the Mississippi.

[hjmick]

No sorry...... you would have to make a serious road trip...... all the way to Ohio:cheers2:

Where in Ohio? I for one have standards. LOL

[typomaniac]

Hjmick, I think you look very slightly like Jon Benjamin, a comedian...

I think 5stringJeff kind of looks like hjmick on heroin. :D

[Guernicaa]

ok here is one of me I am the blonde with black underneath with my mouth open and probably pretty drunk at that point! :laugh2:


http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o310/kami1970/Copyofkamijj.jpg
Whos the lesbo on the right? Your girl?
You look good though!

[Said1]

Nice Smile!:wink2:

WTF happened to JLO? :laugh2:

[Trinity]

Whos the lesbo on the right? Your girl?
You look good though!

Hey now just because she's a lesbo does not make her any less of a human being....yes she is a lesbian and a really good friend of mine and no I do not swing that way I prefer something long and round. :laugh2:

[CockySOB]

Hey now just because she's a lesbo does not make her any less of a human being....yes she is a lesbian and a really good friend of mine and no I do not swing that way I prefer something long and round. :laugh2:

And we're assuming of something of a certain minimum diameter which would leave our fun-loving Steelers fan(s) out in the cold, no?

You look good, Trinity. How old are you? 40? Certainly not 45?

















Yes, there's a special circle of Hell reserved for me :lol:
I'm actually guessing you're in your late 20's. Your friend, too. Both of y'all look like you could be college students in the photo.

[Trinity]

And we're assuming of something of a certain minimum diameter which would leave our fun-loving Steelers fan(s) out in the cold, no?

You look good, Trinity. How old are you? 40? Certainly not 45?

















Yes, there's a special circle of Hell reserved for me :lol:
I'm actually guessing you're in your late 20's. Your friend, too. Both of y'all look like you could be college students in the photo.


:laugh2: well lets just say I am closer to my 40's then my 20's. She is actually 23.

[CockySOB]

:laugh2: well lets just say I am closer to my 40's then my 20's. She is actually 23.

Heh-heh-heh. I'm not quite to 40 yet myself, and interacting with my students makes me a little younger each day.

I'll post some photos one of theese days - AFTER I get my tenure!

[Pale Rider]

Hey now just because she's a lesbo does not make her any less of a human being....yes she is a lesbian and a really good friend of mine and no I do not swing that way I prefer something long and round. :laugh2:

A submarine? Hey... it's long and round and full of seamen... :laugh:

[Guernicaa]

WTF happened to JLO? :laugh2:
Shes what I like to call a forum-whore.
Her hands move from one forum to another.


Hey now just because she's a lesbo does not make her any less of a human being....yes she is a lesbian and a really good friend of mine and no I do not swing that way I prefer something long and round. :laugh2:
Oh no don't get me wrong, I love lesbians!!
Boobs can be long and round as well you know. :coffee:


Heh-heh-heh. I'm not quite to 40 yet myself, and interacting with my students makes me a little younger each day.

I'll post some photos one of theese days - AFTER I get my tenure!
Yeah, good idea.
How old are your students?
A lot of my teachers get myspaces made about them with their pictures all over it (really fucked up and mean ones). If your teaching high school kids and some don't get a long with you I would do a search of your name on myspace.

[CockySOB]

Yeah, good idea.
How old are your students?
A lot of my teachers get myspaces made about them with their pictures all over it (really fucked up and mean ones). If your teaching high school kids and some don't get a long with you I would do a search of your name on myspace.

College - specifically undergraduates. I keep a look out, but I'm pretty popular with the students as I actually possess a personality and am pretty easy to get along with/work with. Hell, I'm not even on RateMyProfessors.com yet.

[Guernicaa]

College - specifically undergraduates. I keep a look out, but I'm pretty popular with the students as I actually possess a personality and am pretty easy to get along with/work with. Hell, I'm not even on RateMyProfessors.com yet.
I don't like RateMyTeachers.com
They don't let you say enough shit.

[Trinity]

A submarine? Hey... it's long and round and full of seamen... :laugh:

:lmao: true

[glockmail]

Hey now just because she's a lesbo does not make her any less of a human being....yes she is a lesbian and a really good friend of mine and no I do not swing that way I prefer something long and round. :laugh2: Long, hard, round and full of seamen, as in a S-U-B-M-A-R-I-N-E. :laugh2:

[Pale Rider]

Long, hard, round and full of seamen, as in a S-U-B-M-A-R-I-N-E. :laugh2:

Aaaahh... I just used that joke glock.... not five posts back... :slap:

[glockmail]

Aaaahh... I just used that joke glock.... not five posts back... :slap:

Dou'h! :bow2:

[Pale Rider]

Dou'h! :bow2:

No harm no foul... we're good... :beer:

[glockmail]

No harm no foul... we're good... :beer: Damn I was hoping for a good knock-down drag out about it. Keeps life interesting. :laugh2:

[Pale Rider]

Damn I was hoping for a good knock-down drag out about it. Keeps life interesting. :laugh2:

You'll have to pick a fight with someone else if you want that. I'm trying to change my reputation here... :coffee: