I've decided to become a commie

[Luna Tick]

Let's face it. Being a Democrat or Republican is so last year. These days anyone who's anyone is a political extremist. I decided to be in the in crowd I needed to either be a Nazi or a communist. I wondered if I should be a Nazi because Adolf was kind of hot the way he shouted in German and ####, but his little mustache was dorky and I didn't want creepy blonde German guys wanting to breed with me. Gross. Then I thought of being a communist, but I saw a picture of Karl Marx and he looked really gross and disgusting with all that hair growing wildly. Then I saw a picture of Vladimir Lenin with his goatee and shaved head and I thought he was hot!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Lenin.jpg/220px-Lenin.jpg

So I figured the in thing to do was to become a pinko commie. So I asked around what you had to do to be a commie and it turns out you just have to go around accusing people of exploiting the proletariat, whatever the #### that means.

So you evil cappy pigs, you're all like totally exploiting the proletariat, I'm sure.

I think I made the right choice to become a commie. Just look at how hot Lenin looked when he was in action.


http://www.webspawner.com/users/pakli/lenin1.jpg

[chloe]

Honestly I see Marx as alot hotter but then I've always been the one to love that facial hair on men;)

[Gaffer]

Now I would think Mussolini would be more LT's type. Bald, clean shaven and pompous.

[chloe]

Now I would think Mussolini would be more LT's type. Bald, clean shaven and pompous.

or PolPot:rolleyes:

[logroller]

.... I've always been the one to love that facial hair on men;)


2504

"Bueno Chloe, my name is Fidel. You don't know me, but I got your number from LunaTick and she said you might be interested in an exciting new political opportunity..."

[Luna Tick]

2504

"Bueno Chloe, my name is Fidel. You don't know me, but I got your number from LunaTick and she said you might be interested in an exciting new political opportunity..."

Chloe's not available. She's already dating a dude named Sasquatch.

[revelarts]

Luna Nazi or Commie? it's been done. cmon. step outside the extreme mainstream.
howbout this guy? the RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH PARTY

But he's hairy and Clean shaven so you and Chloe might have to fight over him though, don't blame me.

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[Luna Tick]

I'm into black dudes, especially creative ones, but that guy's just to damn hairy. He's more of a Chloe guy.

[chloe]

Luna Nazi or Commie? it's been done. cmon. step outside the extreme mainstream.
howbout this guy? the RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH PARTY

But he's hairy and Clean shaven so you and Chloe might have to fight over him though, don't blame me.

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I do think he's a Fox but I don't like how he stole the whole Michael Jackson glove thing.....I need my man to be original not a 2nd hand copycat.;)

[chloe]

2504

"Bueno Chloe, my name is Fidel. You don't know me, but I got your number from LunaTick and she said you might be interested in an exciting new political opportunity..."


Ohhh Yeah that's what I'm talkin bout !!!! I wonder if he likes to salsa :rolleyes:

[logroller]

Ohhh Yeah that's what I'm talkin bout !!!! I wonder if he likes to salsa :rolleyes:

Oh for sure, the salsa is as cuban as cigars. Just not the lambada--it's the forbidden dance.:laugh:

[chloe]

Oh for sure, the salsa is as cuban as cigars. Just not the lambada--it's the forbidden dance.:laugh:

I like the cuban music, I like that sexy salsa but I can't dance worth a crap:laugh2:

I guess me n luna will wait anxiously for our men that always allude us......;)

here's a sexy sound

I introduced binky boo to him and she never went back to ricky martin:rolleyes:


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[logroller]

I like the cuban music, I like that sexy salsa but I can't dance worth a crap:laugh2:

I guess me n luna will wait anxiously for our men that always allude us......;)

here's a sexy sound I introduced binky boo to him and she never went back to ricky martin:rolleyes:


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Me neither. What can I say-- I'm white--I fit the stereotype. I should invent some steel-toed dancing shoes-- maybe they'd qualify for an ADA grant.:lol:

[chloe]

Me neither. What can I say-- I'm white--I fit the stereotype. I should invent some steel-toed dancing shoes-- maybe they'd qualify for an ADA grant.:lol:

:laugh2: me too,



I'm so white I'm invisible in a snowstorm