Religious Humor & Religious Jokes

[chloe]

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[revelarts]

pretty good

here's one
a Jewish Rabbi and a baptist Breacher are in a Chinese restaurant for lunch together. The Baptist Preacher says to his friend the Rabbi, "You know the Bible says that the 'Jews would be scattered all over the earth.' Now I know there are Jews in most countries but are there any Jews in China?"
the Rabbi thought for a minute and said "I don't know." The waiter came by the table and the Rabbi asked the Waiter "Are there any Chinese Jews?". The Waiter looked up and thought for a moment "Chinese's Jews ... Chinese Jews?" He said he'd be right back . He then went to the kicthen where the preacher and the Rabbi could hear a loud conversation. Finaally the waiter came back and said. Sorry.. No, No Chinese Jews, we have orange jews, tomato jews and apples jews.

[chloe]

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compiliation of several standup comedians on religion, Warning: some of them have foul language.

[darin]

On different churches...styles, and praying before meals.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L30-O9xC8U


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Le33lZaMOI


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jdWH9N-JXI

Song about things you never say to your wife:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90iTjOhItp4

[revelarts]

:lol: "...My Dodge is an Awesome Dodge". funny but sad, it could come true. Blues, RandB and a lot of rock n roll sounds came out of the church. "OWW!" "Good God Ya'll" "Yeahh!"

[Poke]

A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest have a head on collision with each other.
As they both emerge from their respective cars, they are amazed that neither one of them has a single injury even though both their cars are obviously destroyed.
They call the police and while they are waiting for the police to arrive, the Rabbi says, "Good sir, we are most fortunate that neither of us was hurt, I have a bottle of wine in my trunk and I propose that we toast our good fortune to still be alive after such an awful accident". He retrieves the wine from his trunk and hands the bottle to the Priest, "To our good fortune", he says. The priest takes a drink then attempts to hand the bottle back to the Rabbi, "To our good fortune", he says. The Rabbi holds up his hand and says, "No, no, I insist you have another drink, for we were much more fortunate than a single toast can appreciate". The priest tilts up the bottle of wine and gulps down almost half the bottle. He says, "Your turn my good fellow, rejoice in our good fortune". The Rabbi takes the bottle and replies, "I think I will wait until after the police report is taken".