The rumors are true-- Chloe and I have made it official

[logroller]

I must admit I was pleasantly surprised, as given her exploits, I was never too sure of her sincere commitment to the relationship. But yesterday Chloe popped the question. She's such a romantic-- like in a stalker-ish kinda way, and who doesn't find that attractive:wink2:-- As we met through this site, appropriately Chloe sent me a friend request and I accepted. Not at first though, I had to compose myself after being overwhelmed with excitement.

Here's to you my friend--besties4EVA!


http://youtu.be/4pXfHLUlZf4

[red states rule]

For Chloe

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[Luna Tick]

I hate to break it to you, but she and I are in Cozumel, Mexico right now and her room is right next to mine in this cheap hotel. Last night she disappeared into her room with Javier and Ezequiel and a bottle of tequila and I heard them laughing and shaking the bed all night. I definitely got the short end of the stick. Humberto was with me, and all he did was faun over my feet and nibble my toes. I should have never painted those little hearts on my toe nails.

I snuck into her room about 30 minutes ago and she still wasn't up and it wasn't a pretty sight, but that Ezequeil guy appears to be unusually talented ... that's all I'll say.

[Little-Acorn]

I must admit I was pleasantly surprised, as given her exploits, I was never too sure of her sincere commitment to the relationship. But yesterday Chloe popped the question. She's such a romantic-- like in a stalker-ish kinda way, and who doesn't find that attractive:wink2:-- As we met through this site, appropriately Chloe sent me a friend request and I accepted. Not at first though, I had to compose myself after being overwhelmed with excitement.

Here's to you my friend--besties4EVA!


Chloe, still got the video camera?

Now's your chance. :D

How much will the DVDs be?

[ConHog]

I hate to break it to you, but she and I are in Cozumel, Mexico right now and her room is right next to mine in this cheap hotel. Last night she disappeared into her room with Javier and Ezequiel and a bottle of tequila and I heard them laughing and shaking the bed all night. I definitely got the short end of the stick. Humberto was with me, and all he did was faun over my feet and nibble my toes. I should have never painted those little hearts on my toe nails.

I snuck into her room about 30 minutes ago and she still wasn't up and it wasn't a pretty sight, but that Ezequeil guy appears to be unusually talented ... that's all I'll say.



That's an entirely different story than the one I heard. I heard that you actually spent the night I tijuana last night and were seen making sweet love to donkey right before passing out for the night in a dumpster.

Oh , and Chloe and I were phone boning all night last night, so I know she wasn't in Cozumel with some Mexican dudes.

[chloe]

Except I was at church with J.T, He's extremely old fashioned it turns out. He said no wife of mines gonna be a whore chloe, I'm gonna make u an honest woman. So yeah I got hitched all right to that back of J.T's truck and he kept saying run faster bitch.....I think logroller must be thinking he married me when he married maylyn.......Oh my goodness logroller I'm so sorry she tricked you....But don't worry honey every one at this very board is either a lawyer or married to one so you got plenty of options for an anullment.;)



Now everyone knows I view marriage as entrapment.......why if I got married all the flirting would end and that would be tragic eh?:rolleyes:

[chloe]

Chloe, still got the video camera?

Now's your chance. :D

How much will the DVDs be?

Jim just takes "donations" for the board entertainment.....give what ya can;)

[ConHog]

Except I was at church with J.T, He's extremely old fashioned it turns out. He said no wife of mines gonna be a whore chloe, I'm gonna make u an honest woman. So yeah I got hitched all right to that back of J.T's truck and he kept saying run faster bitch.....I think logroller must be thinking he married me when he married maylyn.......Oh my goodness logroller I'm so sorry she tricked you....But don't worry honey every one at this very board is either a lawyer or married to one so you got plenty of options for an anullment.;)



Now everyone knows I view marriage as entrapment.......why if I got married all the flirting would end and that would be tragic eh?:rolleyes:

MY wife says the video of their honeymoon they posted at youporn will preclude him from getting an annulment. She went on to say that the wife would clearly have grounds to divorce him though on the grounds that he got short with her. :laugh2:

[logroller]

MY wife says the video of their honeymoon they posted at youporn will preclude him from getting an annulment. She went on to say that the wife would clearly have grounds to divorce him though on the grounds that he got short with her. :laugh2:

She said I was a good size and it happens to a lot of guys. Which reminds me. The outpouring of support has been stupendous. I wanted to specially thank LunaTick for the valtrex, its made those walks on the beach so much more idyllic. Thanks to all who have wished us the best and, in lieu of flowers, I'd ask donations of viagra be sent.... for my, uh....entertainment purposes.

Also, in regards to the video-- it's not gay, if it's in a three-way!

[darin]

But Luna is a dude....

[chloe]

But Luna is a dude....


Dude, I'm a dude:rolleyes:

[ConHog]

But Luna is a dude....

You seem to have some knowledge in this area. Did she Crying Game you? If s/he did we are here for you man.

[chloe]

You seem to have some knowledge in this area. Did she Crying Game you? If s/he did we are here for you man.

Is Luna Lola? NAH....I don't believe it



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[ConHog]

Is Luna Lola? NAH....I don't believe it



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The Crying Game was a movie, the guy hooked up with a chick with a dick.

[chloe]

The Crying Game was a movie, the guy hooked up with a chick with a dick.

I know;)

[logroller]

I think you're onto an Oscar worthy story line, or at least a real world episode --a dude, pretending to be a chick, falls for a chick pretending to be a dude-- We'll call it Boys don't cry during games.

[logroller]

I think you're onto an Oscar worthy story line, or at least a real world episode --a dude, pretending to be a chick, falls for a chick pretending to be a dude-- We'll call it Boys don't cry during games.

Did i mention they're cowboy.. or cowgirls... cowpersons? Ida know, we'll have Kath, the resident copy editor, figure that out.

[chloe]

I did manage to score some of the wedding pics

logroller & maylyn

http://i55.tinypic.com/25ajfvq.jpg


http://i56.tinypic.com/2qjkvhl.jpg

Luna

http://i53.tinypic.com/2i8ao7b.jpg


Me at my Wedding cake eating contest I WON !!!!!!!!!!!


http://i53.tinypic.com/23rjx2q.jpg

[chloe]

Here's the wedding cake prize I won

http://i53.tinypic.com/oivgvn.png


Here's the cake me & conhog's wife and his other girlfriend picked out together for when polygamy becomes legal and I can be his wedded wife #2

http://i53.tinypic.com/33ctzj8.jpg

[red states rule]

Here's the wedding cake prize I won

http://i53.tinypic.com/oivgvn.png


Here's the cake me & conhog's wife and his other girlfriend picked out together for when polygamy becomes legal and I can be his wedded wife #2

http://i53.tinypic.com/33ctzj8.jpg



Looks like I have been tossed overboard for Con

You are a fickle one Chloe :laugh2:

[chloe]

Looks like I have been tossed overboard for Con

You are a fickle one Chloe :laugh2:

RSR I would never toss you aside, I want to meet you and your girlfriend in real life someday. I am thinking of planning an eastcoast trip.;)

[red states rule]

RSR I would never toss you aside, I want to meet you and your girlfriend in real life someday. I am thinking of planning an eastcoast trip.;)



I know Chloe. I am in my ?pull your chain" mode tonight :laugh2:

[Gaffer]

I know Chloe. I am in my ?pull your chain" mode tonight :laugh2:

He's in a pull my finger mode, don't let him fool ya. :laugh:

[red states rule]

He's in a pull my finger mode, don't let him fool ya. :laugh:


Now Gaffer is doing his Don Rickles routine tonight

Where's the popcorn?

[Gaffer]

Now Gaffer is doing his Don Rickles routine tonight

Where's the popcorn?

I was inspired by Chloe's avatar. Which I thought was hilarious when I saw it.

[red states rule]

I was inspired by Chloe's avatar. Which I thought was hilarious when I saw it.

I am inspired by Chloe. Her kindness, sense of humor, and giddy personality comes thru cyberspace and is like a gentle ray of sunshine

[logroller]

I did manage to score some of the wedding pics

logroller & maylyn

http://i55.tinypic.com/25ajfvq.jpg





Do you think those stripes in the background make me look fat?