Chloe, let's go to Canada!

[Luna Tick]

Our trips to Tijuana, Cancun, Mexico City, Cozumel, Guadalajara, Acapulco, Soledad de Graciano Sánchez, Salamanca, Puerto Vallarta, Ciudad Santa Catarina, and Nuevo Laredo have been great, and I love the hunky latin studs, but maybe it's time to try going the other direction. Maybe the Canuck men are sexy too. They'll probably treat us to a lot of Moosehead.

What do you say? A trip to Canada next time? If we go to the right part we might find a sexy French guy to say, "Your eyes are ze colour of ze sky."

[chloe]

Our trips to Tijuana, Cancun, Mexico City, Cozumel, Guadalajara, Acapulco, Soledad de Graciano Sánchez, Salamanca, Puerto Vallarta, Ciudad Santa Catarina, and Nuevo Laredo have been great, and I love the hunky latin studs, but maybe it's time to try going the other direction. Maybe the Canuck men are sexy too. They'll probably treat us to a lot of Moosehead.

What do you say? A trip to Canada next time? If we go to the right part we might find a sexy French guy to say, "Your eyes are ze colour of ze sky."

sure, french men are RICH in Desert !!! Although we should talk things out about you know.....what happened with you and Gaff.....that was really jacked up the "affair" you two had behind my back. Im not mad just ......surprized I wasn't invited.

[Luna Tick]

I am so, so sorry for going after your man like that. He tricked me. He got me drunk. He kept handing me Absinthes and I felt obligated to drink them, despite my highly reserved and conservative nature. I was so sloshed I don't even remember the encounter, but I woke up with welts on my butt and little burns in the shape of a star on my palms. I'm not quite sure what he's into, but he definitely has his kinks.

[chloe]

I am so, so sorry for going after your man like that. He tricked me. He got me drunk. He kept handing me Absinthes and I felt obligated to drink them, despite my highly reserved and conservative nature. I was so sloshed I don't even remember the encounter, but I woke up with welts on my butt and little burns in the shape of a star on my palms. I'm not quite sure what he's into, but he definitely has his kinks.

Indeed, well he was Military all those years.......he ain't messing around when he wants you to stand at attention and salute.....anyway I took a lot of valium tonight so i am gonna crash....


see ya in banff this weekend. I have a boyfriend there Laurent He's a french yodeller.....and you & gaff aint invited;)

[Luna Tick]

Indeed, well he was Military all those years.......he ain't messing around when he wants you to stand at attention and salute.....anyway I took a lot of valium tonight so i am gonna crash....


see ya in banff this weekend. I have a boyfriend there Laurent He's a french yodeller.....and you & gaff aint invited;)

Well, gaff's not getting anything else from me. Those welts on my butt and that pink ballerina outfit he wore while singing the Air Force theme song were just too much for me.

[chloe]

Well, gaff's not getting anything else from me. Those welts on my butt and that pink ballerina outfit he wore while singing the Air Force theme song were just too much for me.


At least admit he DOES rival Gene Simmons.....;)

[Luna Tick]

At least admit he DOES rival Gene Simmons.....;)

Okay, the fire breathing was cool, but it just didn't look right in that ballerina outfit.

[ConHog]

Well, gaff's not getting anything else from me. Those welts on my butt and that pink ballerina outfit he wore while singing the Air Force theme song were just too much for me.

Okay the welts on your ass I can see, but what's with his fascination with tutus? He asked me the other day if I have ever wore one, honestly it scared me.

[Luna Tick]

Okay the welts on your ass I can see, but what's with his fascination with tutus? He asked me the other day if I have ever wore one, honestly it scared me.

Oh yeah, he talked incessantly about dressing you up in one of those and feeding you pineapple and corn dogs. His eyes got really wide and he breathed really heavy when he talked about it.

[ConHog]

Oh yeah, he talked incessantly about dressing you up in one of those and feeding you pineapple and corn dogs. His eyes got really wide and he breathed really heavy when he talked about it.

I was okay with the corn dogs and pineapple. What scared me was when he started talking about selling my underwear on the ebay.

Dude is just out there.

[Luna Tick]

I was okay with the corn dogs and pineapple. What scared me was when he started talking about selling my underwear on the ebay.

Dude is just out there.

The day after, I went to get a pair of panties from my top drawer and every single one of them was gone. I wonder what prices he got for them on ebay.

[logroller]

The day after, I went to get a pair of panties from my top drawer and every single one of them was gone. I wonder what prices he got for them on ebay.

From the top drawer you say? That's odd because the item description stated "used and unwashed". Screw the neg feedback, I'm rescinding my bid.

[Luna Tick]

From the top drawer you say? That's odd because the item description stated "used and unwashed". Screw the neg feedback, I'm rescinding my bid.

Gaffer wore them before he put them up for sale.

[ConHog]

Gaffer wore them before he put them up for sale.

:vomit:

[Little-Acorn]

sure, french men are RICH in Desert !!! Although we should talk things out about you know.....what happened with you and Gaff.....that was really jacked up the "affair" you two had behind my back. Im not mad just ......surprized I wasn't invited.

And she had her video camera all ready.

[chloe]

And she had her video camera all ready.

It was disappointing, those two behind my back but I'm looking forward the Ohhhhh Canada show this upcoming weekend, I will have camera ready for that........

[logroller]

Gaffer wore them before he put them up for sale.

Not just worn-- they looked a bit soiled!!!


:vomit:

As I said, I rescinded my bid.

[Gaffer]

LOL

Undies bring big $$$$$$$ on ebay, especially dirty undies with stains.

Tutu? What tutu? Those were leotards, I just couldn't get the top over my belly.

Sorry about the welts Luna. You just gotta learn to hold still. So are those cigarette burns healing okay? And I didn't get you drunk, I just provided the opportunity :rolleyes:

Chloe didn't get invited cause I knew she would bring her camera and start directing. Move over here, do it that way, no no no, get on top first. She's such a boss.

[logroller]

LOL

Undies bring big $$$$$$$ on ebay, especially dirty undies with stains.

Tutu? What tutu? Those were leotards, I just couldn't get the top over my belly.

Sorry about the welts Luna. You just gotta learn to hold still. So are those cigarette burns healing okay? And I didn't get you drunk, I just provided the opportunity :rolleyes:

Chloe didn't get invited cause I knew she would bring her camera and start directing. Move over here, do it that way, no no no, get on top first. She's such a boss.

She's just unwilling to compromise her artistic integrity. It's a rare talent to have such direction in one field of porn like s&M, but given her exploits with midgets and animals, on both sides of the camera no less-- she's really taken the amateur film industry to new heights(or is it lows).

[Gaffer]

She's just unwilling to compromise her artistic integrity. It's a rare talent to have such direction in one field of porn like s&M, but given her exploits with midgets and animals, on both sides of the camera no less-- she's really taken the amateur film industry to new heights(or is it lows).

So you found out about the midgets? There were dwarves involved too you know. The costumes were a good touch. The cropping stick was a bit much, but then she is very assertive.

[ConHog]

LOL

Undies bring big $$$$$$$ on ebay, especially dirty undies with stains.

Tutu? What tutu? Those were leotards, I just couldn't get the top over my belly.

Sorry about the welts Luna. You just gotta learn to hold still. So are those cigarette burns healing okay? And I didn't get you drunk, I just provided the opportunity :rolleyes:

Chloe didn't get invited cause I knew she would bring her camera and start directing. Move over here, do it that way, no no no, get on top first. She's such a boss.

What I don't get is why you wanted me to soil my underwear and then wear them yourself.

[Gaffer]

What I don't get is why you wanted me to soil my underwear and then wear them yourself.

Cause you would pose for the pic. Gotta have a pic on ebay.