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Luna Tick
08-12-2011, 10:47 PM
A couple nights ago I was alone watching TV while drinking. I had 4 screwdrivers, 3 gin & tonics, a 6-pack of Beck's beer, a fuzzy navel, 5 wine coolers, and 2 shots of Jack Daniels while smoking an entire bowl of BC Bud. When I woke up, I had this horrible pain in my head. No, it wasn't a hangover. I can handle my booze. I had left a hammer lying around. It was before my blackout, so I remember what happened. With all that I consumed, I wanted to see if I had numbed up my face, so I hit myself in the face with the hammer a couple times. I was injured! The doctor found that my nose was broken and another bone in my face. All from that stupid hammer that had no warning label on it! I've decided to sue the manufacturer. If I'm to get my windfall, hopefully millions of dollars, I need the right lawyers. I think I've found them. Check out their ad and see if you think they're who I should hire...............


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQOfkRdvjQ
Luna Tick
08-12-2011, 11:09 PM
Then again, this guy looks pretty good too.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dmcT3lvWPM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0elQ9jp-U&feature=related
Prince Lemon
08-12-2011, 11:14 PM
A couple nights ago I was alone watching TV while drinking. I had 4 screwdrivers, 3 gin & tonics, a 6-pack of Beck's beer, a fuzzy navel, 5 wine coolers, and 2 shots of Jack Daniels while smoking an entire bowl of BC Bud. When I woke up, I had this horrible pain in my head. No, it wasn't a hangover. I can handle my booze. I had left a hammer lying around. It was before my blackout, so I remember what happened. With all that I consumed, I wanted to see if I had numbed up my face, so I hit myself in the face with the hammer a couple times. I was injured! The doctor found that my nose was broken and another bone in my face. All from that stupid hammer that had no warning label on it! I've decided to sue the manufacturer. If I'm to get my windfall, hopefully millions of dollars, I need the right lawyers. I think I've found them. Check out their ad and see if you think they're who I should hire...............


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQOfkRdvjQ:laugh::laugh::laugh:Rzhunemagu
ConHog
08-12-2011, 11:33 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh:Rzhunemagu

That be funny. Looks like Luna came across a commercial for KartBoy and his "wife"'s law firm... :laugh:


Which one is KartBoy and which is his wife?
Prince Lemon
08-12-2011, 11:36 PM
That be funny. Looks like Luna came across a commercial for KartBoy and his "wife"'s law firm... :laugh:
Yea it is.Rzhunemagu means I laugh and can't stop:laugh:
chloe
08-12-2011, 11:42 PM
My dad's really good with a hammer, if you were feeling emotionally numb, you coulda told me:laugh2:


At any rate what the hell happened in South Carolina ??????


I heard Maylyn showed up to crash your Enrique party and she smashed a big peanut butter pie in your face, GAWD what a jealous Beast she is.......

She claimed it was all in fun to benefit the rejected russian brides who get sold into prostitution group, but she doesn't fool me I saw the glare in her eyes when she pied u.


Anyway Conhogs wife is a Lawyer, maybe you can workout a payment with him for her services ;)